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• Accusations TNG, Q/P. In disguise, Q accuses Picard of rape, but is unmasked by Guinan. Author: Karmin St. Jean
• A Civil Conversation TNG, P/Q. Q finally realizes what he wants, but how can he tell Picard that he loves him? Author: Reesa
• AFQ Night on the Enterprise TNG, Q/P, P/f. Parody. Sequel to The Q Who Fell To A Nearby Location And Became Just A Human Being. The unholy trio are deflected from their lust for Q onto a more worthy subject -- Picard. Author: Ruth Gifford
• AmeriQan Gothic VOY, Q/J, HD/Kes. Parody. The Maquis take over the ship and suddenly everyone's changed. Was it a dream? Or wasn't it? Author: JJ Arrow
• An Hour Of Eternity TNG, P/Q. An anomaly sends Picard and Q down to late 20th century Earth, in a universe different than their own, as the two become start to become used to -- domestic life?! Author: Varoneeka
• Anniversaries TOS/TNG, TSU, K/S, P/Q. Happy anniversary, ASCEM! Author: Laura Jacquez Valentine
• Another Saturday Night TNG, P/Q. Q watches what Picard does with time on his hands. Or maybe it's just what Picard does with his hands that Q is interested in. Author: Reesa
• A Qple Of Brats TNG, spanking. Q2 gives Troi and Crusher Q powers, which they use to punish Q and Picard for arguing. Author: Dawn
• Art of Reproduction TNG, Q/Vash. Vash decides to seduce Q. Author: Ariana
• At The Center Of Things Chapter One Through Seven. TNG, Q/P. B&D. Further continuation of the relationship established in His Beloved Pet. Incomplete; will probably not be finished. Author: Ruth Gifford
• The Back Room TNG, P/Q. Q plays submissive for Picard at a smoky club. Author: Robin Lawrie
• Be Qful What You Ask For VOY, J/Q. Q shows up to court Janeway as Voyager is going through a crisis. She doesn't take him seriously, but agrees to save her ship. Humorous. Author: Mercutio
• The Best of All Possible Worlds Alternate Universe TNG. P/Troi, P/C, Crusher/Troi, Picard/Picard, AU P/Q, sadism, torture. Picard tries to redeem the Picard of "Dark Mirror"'s alternate universe. Winner of 1996 Alt.Startrek.Creative award for Best General Romance. Author: Jeanita
• Between A Rock and a Hard Q TNG, Q/P. Picard dreams that he's Andromeda in the Greek myth, and that Q is Perseus, rescuing him. Author: Ruth Gifford
• Between semiQuavers TNG, Data/Q. Q determines to explore human sexuality through Data. Author: Eve Robinson
• Brothers In Deed TNG, Q/Lestat/P. Sequel to "One Night in the Captain's Quarters", vampires. Author: Jeanita Danzik
• Camping Holiday TNG, Q/P. An alternate history to Q-Struck. Author: Ruth Gifford
• Cantara TNG, P/Q. Picard listens to music while fantasizing about Q. Author: Ruth Gifford
• Childbirth TNG, P/Q. Q decides that what Picard really needs is a child. Author: Triadmembr
• The Christening TSU, P/Q. The author has a new office on the campus of TSU. Gee, I wonder what Q and Picard will give her as a housewarming gift? Earplugs would have been nice. Author: Reesa
• Closer to Q TNG, P/Q. Picard bluffs Q into sex, but ends up getting more than he expected as they both learn about love and trust. Author: The Anon Sisters
• Choose Again VOY, Q/J, J/7, non cons. Fifteen years later, Q visits a haggard and desperate Janeway, once more offering her the choice she had in "The Q And The Gray". Dark. Author: Robin Lawrie
• Closure VOY, K/f, Amanda, Kes. Back on Earth, Libby is submerged in guilt for having betrayed Harry Kim. On Voyager, Harry wishes he knew that Libby had found someone else. It takes help from both Amanda-Q and Kes to give Harry and Libby the closure they seek. A sequel to "Alpha Centauri." Author: Nyani-Iisha Martin
• Cold Comfort TNG, P/Q. Q has a rather... interesting remedy for Picard's cold. Author: Psyche27
• Crippling Emotions TNG, P/C. Q shows Amanda more of Picard and Crusher's relationship to prove that humans are crippled by their emotions, but the captain seduces the doctor instead. Author: BONCPC
• Denaturing the Beast VOY, J/C, Q, 7. Q asks Janeway to change the system from within. Author: m.c. moose
• Distant TNG, P/Q. Q reflects on his relationship to Picard in a universe where they aren't together. Author: Reesa
• Don't Let The Bastards Get Q Down TNG, P/Q, P/C, Q/C. Q is up to his little games with his fave French captain, and a red-headed minx. Author: Cameron Burnell
• Drag, Johnny, Drag TNG, P/Q/Klingon, parody. Picard becomes a drag queen. Part of the series with Girlfriends. Author: Jeanita
• Death Wish Missing Scene VOY, C/P. Missing scene from "Death Wish" that show where Tom and Chakotay went during the time that Quinn "accidentally" got rid of all the men on Voyager. Author: Joanne Collins
• Earl Grey TNG, P/Q, bdsm. A jealous Q distracts Picard from his work. Author: Arachnethe2
• Eja-Q-lation TNG, P/Q, Q/Vash. Q's obsession with Picard's penis threatens his relationship with Vash. Author: Mercutio
• Elbow Room VOY, Q, J, T. What really happened when Janeway, Tuvok and the two Qs were stuck in the comet during "Death Wish". Author: Robin Lawrie
• Embraceable Q TNG, m/f, Q. Author: Janet Coleman
• Escher Dreams Chapter One. ADULT. TNG, P/Q. Picard begins having dreams of a mysterious lover at the same time the Enterprise begins study of an unusually beautiful anomaly. Is the anomaly responsible for the dreams, or is something more complicated going on? Author: The Anon Sisters
  • Chapter Two
  • Chapter Three
• EsQPade DS9, m/f, Bashir/Q, Dax/Q. Q forces Bashir to relive his past as a prositute. Author: Brenda S. Antrim
• Evil Gynecologist TNG/Hand That Rocks The Cradle, m/f, Q(fem)/Dr. Mott. Author: Christine M. Faltz
• Familiar Strangers TNG, m/f, P/Q, h/c. While engaged in diplomatic negotiations with a particularly unpleasant culture, Picard meets a sex slave who knows him, although he doesn't recognize her. Contains explicit torture and rape as well as consensual m/f. Incomplete. Author: Alara Rogers
• Forbidden Fruit TNG, P/Q. While visiting a tropical island, Picard eats a fruit that has some interesting side effects. Yes, this summary is basically ripping off of Ruth's. Authors: Ruth Gifford and Varoneeka
• For Q's Eyes Only TNG, P/Q. Before dying, Amanda gives Picard and Q a present which takes them into the past, allowing them to save her. Seventh in the series, following "Her Majesty's Secret Q". Author: Varoneeka
• From Q, With Love [Review] TNG, Q/P. Picard can't sleep and ends up finding out more from Q than he ever wanted to know. Author: Varoneeka
• From The Great Above TNG, P/Q. Based on the legend of Innana's descent. While sitting in judgment on Q, Picard is forced to confront his own Dark Side. Author: Ruth Gifford
• Girlfriends TNG, Picard/Amanda, parody. Picard continues his career as a drag queen. Sequel to Drag, Johnny, Drag. Author: Ruth Gifford
• Happy Birthday, Mary Sue TNG/RL, P/Q, Ruth. Mr. Johnny thanks his favourite slash writer personally. Author: Robin Lawrie
• His Beloved Pet [Review] TNG, Q/P, h/c, b&d. Q seduces Picard to win a bet, and they end up falling in love, with near disastrous results. Authors: Atara Stein and Ruth Gifford
• Il a chaud au Q TNG/Blake's 7, Q/Avon. Dialogue-style story. Q seduces Avon. Author: Predatrix
• I Never Had It Like This TNG, P/Q. Recovering from his ordeal (see Hint of the Century, Picard calls Q to him and Q meets his needs.
• Inhale TNG, P/Q. Q takes a breather. Author: Laura Jacquez Valentine
• Inner Truths TNG, m/(mostly f), P/Q. Author: Christine M. Faltz
• InseQurity TNG, Q/f. Alternate to "Only Human" and "PropinQuity". Q finds himself seeking a human programmer's protection against Starfleet Security. Winner of 1996 Alt.Startrek.Creative award for Best Next Generation Story. Authors: Alara Rogers and Mercutio
• In Sickness And Health TNG, P/Q, mushy. When Q gets ill, Picard realizes how much it would mean to him to be married to Q. Author: Triadmembr
• InterQ TNG, Q/P, humorous. Q applies for a job from Picard -- or does he? Author: The Anon Sisters
• In The Valley of the Shadow TNG, Q/Picard, Picard/Picard. Sequel to The Best of All Possible Worlds. Q faces a dilemma -- who does he love more: Ambassador Jean-Luc Picard or Emperor Picard? Author: Jeanita Danzik
• Into That Good Night TNG, Q/Crusher, h/c. Author: Terri Stevens
• It's The Thought That Counts TNG, P/Q. Picard and Q spend an interesting Christmas Eve aboard the Enterprise. Author: Ruth Gifford
• I've Mistaken You For Somebody Else TNG, P/Q. Picard accuses his lover, Q, of coercement and Q counters by accusing Picard of using him. Author: Ruth Gifford
• The Ivory Tower VOY, J/C. Q involves Janeway and Chakotay in a Robin-Hood-like scenario in order to force them to admit their love. Author: Christina Wilson
• TSU: The John de Lancie Chair in Continuum Studies Someone is going to be honored with the JdL Chair... who will it be? Author: Mercutio
• Keyhole VOY, Janeway, Q. Strong language. Q tries to reveal his good intentions to Janeway post-Deathwish, who would rather not know. Author: Robin Lawrie
• Le Q entre deux chaises TNG, P/Q, Q/Suzie-Q. Picard's quiet evening is interrupted by the arrival of Q's jealous companion, and further complicated when "his" Q comes to have an argument with her. Set before "The Q and the Grey". Author: Ariana
• License to Q TNG, P/Q. While visiting a queen and her alien lover, Picard gives Q some help with his difficulty adjusting to the Enterprise crew. Eighth in the series, after "For Q's Eyes Only". Author: Varoneeka
• Lifewish VOY, Q/Kim/Paris, Q/Picard. Q uses Kim's death to interrogate Paris about love. Author: Emma Woodhouse
• Live and Let Q [Review] TNG, P/Q. Sequel to "From Q, With Love". Picard starts to feel doubts about their relationship, and attempts to resolve them in bed. Author: Varoneeka
• The Louder the Song TNG/VOY, P/Q. Q makes a bargain with Picard after saving his life, but is this last ditch effort at forcing a relationship with the captain enough to save the universe that depends upon their love? Author: Varoneeka
• Love's Sweet Savage. . . Picnic! TNG, P/Q. Picard and Q rent 2001: A Space Oddyssey and Q becomes obsessed with Dr. Heywood Floyd. Bizarre and extremely funny. Aothor: The Enigmatic Miss Sunbeam
• Lovewish TNG, Q/P. Alternate ending to Lifewish. Q expresses his love and desire for Picard. Author: Anonymous
• Meggie and Bevy Go To The Farm TNG, P/C, Q, infantilism. Partner with Mommy's Little Angel. This is Q's side of that story. Authors: Askem Noone and AdmiralTAG
• Midnight At the Hotel Enterprise TNG, Q/P. More of the seemingly endless "Soldier's Story" universe! Jean Luc and Q reaffirm their love. On the sofa. In the sack. Standing up. With spankings. Partially clothed. You get the picture. Summary written by author. Author: The Enigmatic Miss Sunbeam
• Mind Your Ps And Qs VOY, P/SuzieQ. Paris and SuzieQ get it on. Author: Sasscat Bu-to-y
• Miss Q TNG, Q/Picard. Q loses his powers and becomes female. Author: Karmin St. Jean
• The Moment Of Dying TOS/TNG, Spock/Q. Spock has Kirk. Q wants Picard. Things don't exactly go that way, however... Humorous. Author: Arachnethe2
• Mommy's Little Angel TNG, P/C, Q, infantilism. What Picard and Crusher really want is to be children and be mothered. But Bevy is a much more disturbed child than Picard realized, and when Q takes a hand, everything begins to come apart. Authors: Askem Noone and AdmiralTAG
• More Q's in the Night TNG, Suzie-Q/T. Suzie-Q visits Troi on Betazed to seduce her. Sequel to Q's in the Night. Author: Agincourt
• My Fair Jeanne TNG, Q/Picard. Q turns Picard into a woman. Winner of 1995 Alt.Startrek.Creative award for Best Next Generation Story. Author: Ruth Gifford
• My P/Q Twelve Days of Christmas List TNG, Q. Based on the song. Author: Cameron Burnell
• Night Clubbing TNG, P/Q. Vignette setting up a fantasy costume scene. Author: Robin Lawrie
• The Night They Drove the Borg Down TNG alternate, Q/m. Backstory to InseQurity. Author: Alara Rogers
• Not In Front Of The Children VOY, Q, P. Humorous. Paris' thoughts get him into trouble when a young Q is around to pick up on them. Author: Brenda Antrim
• Oh Captain, My Captain TNG/DS9, everybody but mostly Picard. Author: Christine M. Faltz
• One Night in the Captain's Quarters TNG, Q/Picard. Domination games. Author: Jeanita Danzik
• On Her Majesty's Secret Q TNG, P/Q. Sixth in the series, following "Q-raker". Q confronts his jealousy for Picard when a queen desires him. Author: Varoneeka
• Pet's Day Out TNG, Q/P. Parody of "His Beloved Pet". Q takes his pet, Picard, shopping. Author: Emily Gifford
• Picard/Q Backrub Fantasy TNG, Q/Picard. Author: Atara Stein
• PIccard And Cue Fuck TNG, P/Q, parody. A P/Q scene as written by a hypothetical newbie. Author: Rude Person
• PropinQuity TNG, Q/f. Alternate to "Only Human". An unabashed romance. Winner of 1995 Alt.Startrek.Creative award for Best Q Story. Author: Mercutio
• Q & A VOY, J/T, J/T/Q. Q's mate decides to observe the married Torres and Janeway to learn how a married couple should behave, and ends up being drawn into the game herself. Author: Reverend Jim
• Q Again VOY, humorous. Q rearranges the pairings on Voyager until all people are with their ideal mates. Author: Julianna Ingrid Davies
• TSU: The Q Chair Accepted Someone steps up to accept the honored John de Lancie Chair In Continuum Studies. Do you feel chills? Author: The Anon Sisters
• Q Card TNG, P/Q. Valentine's Day Challenge. Q sends Picard a valentine. Author: Robin Lawrie
• Q-ed In TNG. Picard gets it on with Beverly Crusher... or does he? Author: Sandra James
• Q et Chemise TNG, P/C/Q. Q decides to interfere in the course of Picard and Crusher's romance. Author: Ariana
• Q For Me VOY, J/Q. Janeway indulges her fantasies with a hologram Q, or so she thinks. Author: MKara
• Q is Forever [Review] TNG, P/Q. Sequel to "Live and Let Q". News of Picard and Q's relationship trickles down to the crew. Author: Varoneeka
• The Q Is In TNG, Q, authors. Q interrupts a therapy session to reward his authors for their creations. Authors: Julia Houston and Varoneeka
• Q Is Life TNG, Q/f. Author: Bonnie Holmyard
• Q-mulous TOS/TNG/DS9. P/Q, misc. Q enjoys himself so much having sex with Picard he wants to share his good feelings with everyone. Author: Cameron Burnell
• Qonversation TNG, P/Q. Q teases Picard into bed. Dialogue story. Author: Ruth Gifford
• Q and Picard Top Gun It TNG, Q/P. The "You've Lost That Loving Feelin'" song from "Top Gun", as performed by the Next Generation Choir. Author: Robin Lawrie
• Q-pid 2 TNG, Q, Wesley/furry, Troi/Riker, C/Troi. Q demands that Crusher sleep with a woman as his price for curing Wesley. Author: Christopher Swanson
• Qpid's Arrow TNG. Picard and Bev take some advice from Q. Sequel to Q-ed In. Author: Sandra James
• Q-raker TNG, Picard/Q. Fifth in the series, following "You Only Live Q". Q takes the opportunity to tease Picard when Picard must negotiate between races who believe in complete celibacy. Author: Varoneeka
• Qriosity TNG, Q/Crusher, P/C, Amanda. Amanda causes Q to re-evaluate Beverly -- in bed. Author: Patricia Ann La Ferrara
• Q's in the Night TNG, Suzie-Q/T. Troi discovers that a Q may be the perfect one night stand after all. Author: Agincourt
• Q-ueso, Mon Amour TNG, R/T, P/C, P/T, Q. Humorous. When Q decides to spice up Troi's sex life, he does so in a cheesy fashion. Author: AdmiralTAG
• The Q Who Fell To A Nearby Location And Became Just A Human Being TNG, Q/f, Q/P. Parody of The Q Who Fell to Earth, PropinQuity and Only Human. Q attempts to escape from the authors' Mary Sues, but runs right into the arms of two other alt.fan.q authors. Authors: Mercutio, Jeanita and Alara
• The Q Who Fell To Earth TNG, Q/m/f. Alternate history to Deja Q where Q never regains his powers. An Orion lawyer helps him become a rich playboy on Risa. Author: Jeanita
• The Q Who Loved Me TNG, P/Q. More problems with Picard and Q's relationship. Ninth in the series, after License to Q. Author: Varoneeka
• Q With Collar TNG, VOY. Q/Worf. Short-short parody. Q has a collar around his neck. Author: JJ Arrows
• Rampant Love Prongs VOY, Q, P/K/J/T. After Janeway's rebuff, Q has a hissy fit and takes it out on the crew. Janeway has some explaining to do. Author: Robin Lawrie
• Reality, Philosophy, and Positronic Fluctuations... TNG, Data/f, Q. Q enables Data to dream of a little electric sheep -- who happen to be a little more human than Data might have bargained for. Author: Gaia_Soong
• The Q And The Grey - A Missing Scene ADULT. VOY, T/SuzieQ. SuzieQ likes Klingon women even more than she let on! Author: Joanne Collins
• She Moves In Mysterious Ways [Review] TNG, Picard/f, Picard/Q. Q, disguised as a female professor, seduces Picard. Author: Atara Stein
• Show Me What You Can Do VOY, Q/J. Q returns for another match up in bed with Janeway, this time more successfully, and with chocolate. Author: Atara Stein
• Sorry Isn't Good Enough TNG, Q, author, humor. The character Q comes to take revenge on his author in a particularly horrible way. Author: Ruth Gifford
• The Spanking TNG, Q/f, spanking Author: Ruth Gifford
• Spectrum TNG/Elfquest, Q/f. Q is captured by a race intent on studying him. Graphic scenes of torture. Author: JJ Arrows
• Speculum TNG, adult, Q/f. Parody of Spectrum. Q is captured by the JJ'Shen and used for sexual experiments. Can anything make him whole after this? Author: Mercutio
• Star Trek: The Nude Generation TNG, Everyone. Parody of TNG with changed names. Author: Unknown
• Subject Lessons TNG, Q/P/f, B&D. Q involves Sara McNeil in his games with Picard. Author: Ruth Gifford
• Suh-Q MISC., Spock/Q2. Part of the Spock Fuck Fest. Spock, a strange entity, and a blowjob. Author: Robin Lawrie
• The Sweat From My Balls TNG, P/Q/Data, offensively crude. Q forces Picard to lick the sweat from his balls. Author: Tybalt
• Tender Is The Bite VOY, Everybody. The crew becomes vampires. Not about Q, but he has a funny cameo. Author: Carol Thomas
• Terror InQognito VOY, Q/Torres, Q/Chakotay. Q loses his powers during a sexual encounter with Torres. Author: Christine Faltz
• The Collar TNG, Q/P, b/d. Q collars Picard. An excellent short story. Author: Atara Stein
• Three's a Crowd TNG, Picard/f, Q/f. Q forces a woman to choose between sex with him and sex with Picard. Author: Christine M. Faltz
• Treksmut Illustrated Moment: Bell Boy TNG, P/Q. In Picard's rigid life as a hotel bellboy, there is room for only discipline. Unless a guest of the hotel can show him differently. Author: Varoneeka
• Treksmut Illustrated Moment: Dictation: TNG, P/Q, RL. This story is missing. If you have a copy, please contact me. Think Q would be a great TrekSmut writer? Think again. Aided by the author's rusty shorthand skills, Q attempts a little P/Q of his own with familiar results. Author: Reesa
• Treksmut Illustrated Moment: Lab Coats TNG, P/Q. A drug influences two scientists into having sex together. Author: Varoneeka
• Treksmut Illustrated Moment: The Ambassador and the Marine TNG, P/Q. An Ambassador and a Marine get caught up in the craziness of a country going through civil war. Author: Ruth Gifford
• Treksmut Illustrated Moment: Wrestling TNG, P/Q. When the Picardinator and Q-pid meet in the ultimate grudge match, the results are not exactly what the crowd expected. Author: Varoneeka
• To Tell The Q TNG, P/Q. After Q rescues Picard from torture, he cannot resist inserting himself further into Picard's life. But when he offers to make Picard's fantasies come true, more may be on the line than Q realizes. Author: The Anon Sisters
• TQ TNG, Q/P, b/d. Q makes some of Picard's fantasies come to life. Winner of 1996 Alt.Startrek.Creative award for Best Q Story. Author: Mercutio
• Trust TNG, P/Q. While being exposed to an aphrodiasiac in a harem, Picard gives away his desire for Q. Will Q act on that knowledge? Author: Varoneeka
• Truth or Q? [Review] TNG, Q/f, parody. Deshanya and Q take sexual dares. Author: Mercutio
• Two P/Q Scenes TNG, P/Q. Two vignettes describing two scenarios for Picard and Q. Author: Jeanita
• The Ultimate Postulant VOY, Q/J. Chapter 15 of "The Secret Logs of Mistress Janeway". B&D. Q submits himself to Mistress Janeway to win her favor, but finds himself unready. A fascinating read. Author: NovaD
• Until the End of the World [Review] TNG, Picard/Q, P/f, Lily. Third in the series after "His Beloved Pet". Imprisoned, Q must watch helplessly as Picard confronts the Borg. Both must confront their feelings about the Borg and about each other. Author: Atara Stein
• Up Against The Wall, Jean-Luc TNG, Q/Picard. Authors: Ruth Gifford and Atara Stein
• Watching Me TNG, P/Q. What Jean-Luc Picard thinks about when he spends quality time with himself. Author: Ruth Gifford
• Vintage TNG, P/Q. Jean-Luc, bitter and drunk during his shore leave at his home in France, is visited by Q, who tries in his own way to console him... and it's not what you think. Author: JA Chapman
• Vive Le Q! TNG, P/C, Q/Vash. The events in "Q-pid" serve to bring Picard and Crusher closer together. Author: Judith Medina
• What's Q, Pussycat? TNG, Q/furry, rape. When Q is turned into a kitten, Data adopts her. After a male cat rapes her, she has kittens. Author: Karmin St. Jean
• What The Q Saw TNG, P/C, Q. Q watches Picard and Crusher making love and makes sarcastic observations. Author: Reesa
• When Harry Met Mandy TNG/Voy, m/f, Kim/Amanda Rogers. Author: B. Lee
• With or Without You [Review] TNG, Picard/Q, sequel to "She Moves in Mysterious Ways". Q and Picard continue their relationship aboard the Enterprise. Author: Atara Stein
• You Only Live Q TNG, P/Q. Fourth in the series, after "Q is Forever". Picard and Q have lost their memories, but still find themselves irresistibly attracted to each other. Author: Varoneeka

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