From Robinl@s054.aone.net.au Mon Sep 08 16:52:02 1997
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From: Robinl@s054.aone.net.au (Robin Lawrie)
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Subject: Q/P Top gun it.
Date: Tue, 09 Sep 97 00:52:02 GMT
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I didn't have to finish it on line. Here's the whole story.

Robin



Scene: Ten Forward. Q joins the gang for a drink. 

Picard: But Q, I feel the need...
Q: The need?
Picard: The need for speed!<grabs microphone> "You never close your 
eyes anymore when I kiss your lips..."
Q: "And there's no tenderness like before in your fingertips" <Q bats 
eyelids and moves closer>
Picard: "I'm trying hard not to show it..."
Riker, Data, and Geordi: "Baby.."
Picard: "But baby, baby I know it!"
All: "You've lost that loving feeling, ohoh that loving feeling. 
You've lost that.."
Geordi<gets high note>: "loving.."
All: "Feeling, now it's gone, gone, gone, ohohohoho"
Q: <claps hands and looks delighted> Oh goodie! A sing song. I love 
the next bit.<snaps fingers>. 
Riker, Data and Geordi are suddenly dressed in gold lame and sport 
large beehive hairdoos. After their initial surprise, they shrug and 
get on with it. Will smooths a hand down his front and smiles. With 
swinging hips and clicking fingers they start the "boom boom" bit of 
backing. Geordi gets the nod from Picard to help out again with the 
high notes.
Picard: "Baby, baby, I'll get down on my knees to you."
Q: Yes, please.
Picard: <whispers> Geordi?
Geordi: "If you would only love me, like you used to do ooooo!" 
<Picard takes Q's hand and makes rude finger play>
Q: "We had a love, a love, a love you don't find every day."
Picard: <moves real close to Q and does the 
whisper-so-close-to-your-ear-my-lips-touch-you thing>"So darling, 
darling, darling, don't throw our love away." 

Geordi at this point, gets carried away as lead singer of the backing 
group and skips to the "baby, baby,baby..." bit with Data and Will 
joining in. Picard by now, is ignoring them as he is busy sticking 
his tongue down Q's ear and groping his crotch. Q sticks doggedly on 
his bar stool, trying unsuccessfully to ignore Picard, and pretending 
to listen to the song, conducting with a finger. The song reaches a 
crescendo, and eases down. 
Geordi: "..and I can't go on.."
Q: Well don't then. Bye bye, chaps. Thanks for the tune.<raises his 
fingers to snap>
Geordi: Wait! I know something about love.
Q: What? The man who dates holograms?
Geordi: No, the song, dammit. Hit it, Will!
Q sighs and gives up. He turns his attention to Picard, running his 
fingers lightly over the upturned face. Riker and Data are 
enthusiasticly "do, doodoo-ing" and apparently urging Q to "tell him 
that..."
Q: I'm never gonna leave you.
Picard: Did you say something?
Riker and Data: "Tell him that.."
Q: I'm always gonna love you.
Riker and Data: "Tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him right now."
Picard: Shut up and kiss me you fool.