From Robinl@s054.aone.net.au Fri Feb 13 01:30:02 1998 Path: news2.ispnews.com!news8.ispnews.com!news1.ispnews.com!cezanne.op.net!op.net!nntp-out.monmouth.com!newspeer.monmouth.com!peerfeed.ncal.verio.net!news.he.net!Supernews73!supernews.com!newscon01!prodigy.com!nntp.earthlink.net!usenet From: Robin Lawrie Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated Subject: NEW:Q Card, P/Q,TNG,Valentine Challenge. Date: Fri, 13 Feb 1998 08:30:02 GMT Organization: Better Living Thru TrekSmut Lines: 94 Sender: ascem@earthlink.net (ASCEM) Approved: ascem@earthlink.net Message-ID: <34e4044a.16198172@news.earthlink.net> Reply-To: Robinl@s054.aone.net.au NNTP-Posting-Host: 207.217.151.61 X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.11/32.235 Xref: news2.ispnews.com alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated:4358 Date: Fri, 13 Feb 1998 14:05:12 +1000 To: ascem@earthlink.net From: Robin Lawrie Subject: NEW:Q Card, P/Q,TNG,Valentine Challenge. ======= Q Card ======= By Robin Lawrie robinl@s054.aone.net.au Feb, 1998 TNG, P/Q, [R] Valentines Day Challenge. Just a quicky. Disclaimer: Star Trek and the characters in this story are the property of Paramount. ======================================= 'Here. This is for you. I've heard it's the done thing.' Q flicked a pale pink envelope onto Picards desk, then flopped onto the ready room couch, pretending to study his nails. Jean Luc grinned. 'A Valentines Day card?' He sniffed it. 'Perfumed?' 'Yes, well, get on with it. Open the damned thing.' Q scowled. What was the big deal? It was just a card, just a few scrawled words, and a sacharine sweet picture. Just a spur of the moment, why-the-hell-not impulse. Then why had he taken so long to write those scrawled words, and why was he so anxious for Jean Luc to read them? This was *not* turning out as he planned. Picard held the envelope a moment longer watching Q squirm. He was very pleased. 'Thank you, Q.' Q flapped a hand, dismissively. 'Whatever.' Picard opened the envelope. Inside was a shiny, stiff card with a picture of roses and ribbons on the front. He turned it over and read "Hallmark". He looked inside and read; Jean Luc, Obviously the limitations of the written word will work against me here. Why these things have to be written down I *don't* know. Why can't we just crawl into each others mind for a few centuries, and leave these pathetic mortal strugglers to take care of themselves. So here's the part where I'm supposed to express some kind of undying love for you. And then I'm supposed to say how unhappy I feel when you're not around. Also adding that, for some reason, a world will come to an end if our love ever fails. Well at least *that's* something I can understand. Anyway. Enough of this prattle. Consider yourself Valentined. Now let's go to bed. Q 'So Q. Is this a declaration of love?' Jean Luc teased. 'Is it? What do you think?' Q asked nervously. 'It's a start. But you've forgotten something.' Picard reached into his top drawer for a pen. With a few quick strokes he added to Q's message. He closed the card and moved to sit next to the omnipotent being. 'Here.' He pressed the card into Q's hand. Q looked inside, frowned, and gave the Captain a puzzled look. 'But what do these "X's" mean?' 'This.' In one smooth action, Picard's lips and tongue demonstrated, "XXXXXXXXXXX" __________________________________________________________________________ Posting to ASCEM is easy--just send your messages to ascem@earthlink.net To subscribe or unsubscribe to the mirror list--and for all other list-related inquiries, write to asceml@aol.com