From mhv.net!news.sprintlink.net!uunet!in2.uu.net!news1.digital.com!nntp-hub2.barrnet.net!nntp-sc.barrnet.net!news.fujitsu.com!amdahl.com!amd!netcomsv!uucp3.netcom.com!netcomsv!uu3news.netcom.com!ix.netcom.com!netnews Wed Aug 2 19:46:34 1995 Path: mhv.net!news.sprintlink.net!uunet!in2.uu.net!news1.digital.com!nntp-hub2.barrnet.net!nntp-sc.barrnet.net!news.fujitsu.com!amdahl.com!amd!netcomsv!uucp3.netcom.com!netcomsv!uu3news.netcom.com!ix.netcom.com!netnews From: tgmrgm@ix.netcom.com (Ruth Gifford/Thomas Moore ) Newsgroups: alt.sex.fetish.startrek,alt.fan.q Subject: Story: MY FAIR JEANNE Intro (Picard/Q, m/m, m/f, f/f) Date: 2 Aug 1995 07:42:14 GMT Organization: Netcom Lines: 59 Distribution: world Message-ID: <3vna8m$91r@ixnews3.ix.netcom.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ix-sac4-24.ix.netcom.com Xref: mhv.net alt.sex.fetish.startrek:10530 alt.fan.q:3942 Thanks/Notes/etc. on "My Fair Jeanne": As a departure from adding my usually chatty intros to the head of the story I thought I'd do things this way for once. This project has been much more ambitious than my prior efforts and several people share the blame (sorry, deserve thanks) for that fact. These are by no means necessary to the story itself, so if thanks and notes aren't your thing, feel free to move straight (ahem...) to the story. Thanks and Such: This story is heavily influenced by Atara and to a lesser extant by Christine. Atara's influence is pretty obvious as far as content; if one of the later scenes looks extremely like something from "With or Without You", well, I only borrow (it's not stealing when you have permission) from the best. She also proofed the story (any punctuation errors are still my fault, don't blame her), had a hand in teaching me that semi-colons are used for more than just making winking smileys and made some suggestions that made this a better story (Thank you Beloved). Christine's influence is more in the way I look at a certain character (who would that be?) and I owe her many thanks for that ("are you looking for Atara? I'm Ruth" said in the bathroom before "The Tempest"; sorry we didn't have more time to talk). I also have to thank Thomas Moore for listening to me go on at length about this one and for making intelligent observations from time to time. He's also responsible for LaForge's comment about Troi (it was a fine MST3K moment). Mega applause to JdL and PS for maneuvering a pair of opinionated, stubborn, frequently pompous characters into the sexiest homoerotic relationship *I've* ever seen on mainstream TV. Not bad for two straight (presumably) guys. Thanks also to Victoria Lloyd, lead singer of Clairvoyant (formerly Murmur, formerly Charmed Circle) for a song called "Seven" which I listened to a lot while writing this (once you hit the big time dear, remember that you'll need a full time, well paid Tarot reader :-) ). If you like the story, all of these people deserve credit; if you hate it don't blame them, my name is the one under the title. Random notes: Pronouns are a bit of a problem in this one (you'll see what I mean right away). I made various decisions regarding their use and hopefully things will make sense. I actually did a little research in "The New Our Bodies Ourselves", while I may be female, but I still need to refer to an owners manual now and then. As far as timing, this takes place after "Generations" and therefore the ship involved is the yet unseen NCC 1701E. This will be my last effort for a while. Between moving, finding a job (anyone in the Riverside/San Berandino area know of a data entry position?), learning how to be a stepmom and...ah...my relationship, I may not have a lot of time to write. Then again...there's one more Picard/McNeil thing, another Q story, a Picard/Crusher tale...oh my so little time, so much TrekSmut... Ruth From mhv.net!news.sprintlink.net!noc.netcom.net!ix.netcom.com!netnews Wed Aug 2 19:46:39 1995 Path: mhv.net!news.sprintlink.net!noc.netcom.net!ix.netcom.com!netnews From: tgmrgm@ix.netcom.com (Ruth Gifford/Thomas Moore ) Newsgroups: alt.sex.fetish.startrek,alt.fan.q Subject: Story: MY FAIR JEANNE 1/7 (Picard/Q, m/m, m/f, f/f) Date: 2 Aug 1995 09:23:28 GMT Organization: Netcom Lines: 479 Distribution: world Message-ID: <3vng6g$qft@ixnews6.ix.netcom.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ix-sac6-06.ix.netcom.com Xref: mhv.net alt.sex.fetish.startrek:10520 alt.fan.q:3936 Paramount owns the rights to all things Star Trek, but since they seem to have a blind spot when it comes to this sort of story, I feel free to write the things that I do. If they don't like it, they can fill the need themselves; I'd pay *big* money to see even an R version of this filmed (I'd love to see who would get cast as Jeanne). ;-) Standard warning: this contains sexual situations, homosexuality and gender-confusion (of course it does, we're talking Q here). As usual, your comments are eagerly welcome. As with everything I do, this is for Atara, who got me started on asfs, Picard and Q, and (most importantly) the most meaningful relationship of my life. My Fair Jeanne By Ruth Gifford (c) 1995 The tiny speck of light would have been very hard to see, even if the man in the bed over which it hovered were awake to see it. He wasn't awake;in fact he was very happily asleep. Asleep and dreaming of a woman. Who she was wasn't really important to the man (if indeed he even knew), but what she was doing was very important. This somewhat faceless fantasy woman had her mouth wrapped around his penis and was skillfully bringing him close to an orgasm. The tiny speck of light had a thought. *Is that how you *really* see women, Jean-Luc? Where is the high-minded man of morals now? Or do morals go out the window when you're getting...what is that word?....a blowjob? Disgusting term that, really quite degrading. Speaking of degrading...* The light seemed to brighten for a brief moment and then it disappeared. *** It wasn't much, but it was enough to wake him up. Jean-Luc Picard rolled over in bed and felt an itch or a tickle against his ear. As he drifted up out of sleep, the tickle got worse. Groggily he brushed a hand across his ear to find...hair. Picard was instantly awake. He lay there quite still for a moment, evaluating the situation. Opening his eyes, he realized that he was in his bedroom, everything was as it should be, and yet something was horribly wrong. His other hand moved up to his head, but it only confirmed what had happened. "What the devil?" he muttered as he sat up. He immediately realized that his voice sounded strange, more high pitched than usual. Once again he froze, trying to come up with an explanation other than the obvious. Then he opened his eyes and looked down. Breasts. He could hardly miss them, they were outlined plainly by the thin silk of his pajama top. They weren't big breasts, but he was really not in a state to judge. The state he was in could best be described as one of shock. Somehow this was no dream, this was all too real. He buried his head in his hands, but even that gesture brought no comfort; a strand of hair brushed across his fingertips. He cautiously felt his head; the hair was short in front, longer in back. It would hang below his collar at its longest. Never one to avoid unpleasant truths, he swung his legs over the side of the bed. The strangest thing about moving was that it *wasn't* strange. Given what he assumed had happened, he would have expected to be off balance. He wasn't and it bothered him. He stood up and walked to the bathroom, noticing that the movement felt natural. As he approached the mirror, he drew a deep breath, gathered his courage and spoke. "Computer, lights level two." The lights came on and he looked in the mirror. A startled woman looked back at him. The woman's hair was light gray and tousled, flatter on one side than on the other. The face...Picard was suddenly dizzy, and he realized that he had been holding his breath. Carefully, as if he were on a mission of utmost importance, he brought his body under control. As his heart rate slowed and his breathing became steady, he looked in the mirror again. The face looked familiar, it was his but not really his. It was a strong face for a woman, but softer, less angular than his own. The cleft in his chin was gone and the jawline was more rounded. The lips were fuller and the nose was smaller. Picard abruptly remembered a gawky 14 year old who had wished that his nose had waited for the rest of his face to catch up. He smiled ruefully and the woman in the mirror smiled back. It transformed the somewhat stern face he'd been staring at into something more approachable, something...no of course not. The smile vanished. Picard hesitated, feeling a little embarrassed and then shook his head. His hands (smaller and with slimmer fingers) moved decisively to the hem of the pajama top and he lifted it over his head. He had already seen that the neck was slimmer and now he realized that the shoulders were narrower. The arms looked thinner but as he tensed one slightly, he could see muscles move under the skin. Finally he gave up the pretense of objectivity and just stared at the breasts. They were pale, pale enough to show the faint hint of veins beneath the surface. They seemed to be medium sized, and sagged somewhat. Tipped with pink nipples that were circled by darker aureoles, they looked pretty much like breasts should look. His gaze dropped lower to a slim waist. He could see no more in the mirror, the sink was in the way. He pulled his pajama shorts off and turned to look in the full length mirror. The waist was slender, and flared down slightly to a pair of trim hips. There was a curve to the lower belly, and a neat triangle of gray hair below that curve. The legs were thinner than his but had well defined calf muscles, whoever the body belonged to obviously kept to a regimen of exercise similar to his own. *Of course,* he thought, annoyed. *It is my body, just made female.* His musing was cut off by the sound of the alarm. "Off," he called out. A new thought struck him. "Merde," he said and then, "Now my charms are all o'erthrown, and what strength I have's mine own..." His voice still sounded strange, higher of course, than his own. This was a serious problem. The ship ran on voice commands. Oh, he could do everything by terminal for a while, but sooner or later he would try to do something that required a voiceprint authorization, and the pattern wouldn't match. What about his retinas? He looked in the mirror, to him, of course, his eyes looked the same; still hazel, still set under a pair of dark brows. Apparently his female counterpart didn't bother to pluck her brows. He looked down at his legs, they were smooth and hairless. He raised his arms; there was a sparse patch of gray hair in each armpit. For the first time since he had woken up, Picard laughed. "A French woman," he said. "Through and through." For some reason he remembered Jacqualine Plaget, his aunt's business partner and the woman who had taught a somewhat clumsy young man the mysteries of life. She hadn't shaved under her arms; it was a French thing, she'd explained to young Jean-Luc. He felt an odd sensation in the pit of his stomach. It felt like...desire. He looked in the mirror, the nipples on...his...breasts had hardened. Thinking of Jacqua had done it, he realized. The feeling in his stomach was similar to the feeling he usually connected to the first stirrings of arousal. He turned abruptly away from the mirror and headed to the shower. It was only as he ducked his head under the spray of hot water that he realized his mistake. How the hell was he going to wash his hair? It was not a problem he'd had to worry about for quite a while now. Now, however it *was* a problem and it was a lot easier to think about than what had happened to him. *I'm not dealing with this very well,* he thought, somewhere in the back of his mind. He pushed the thought down quickly and picked up the bar of soap. It was soap after all, it would get his hair clean. After he solved the hair problem he realized he had another one. He paused, the washcloth poised over his chest and then carefully began to wash his breasts. It was an odd feeling, the nipples weren't any more sensitive than his own, but, of course, they were larger. He cupped a breast in one hand, thumb sliding across the nipple in spite of himself. It was an enjoyable sensation and he shivered, feeling that tingle in his stomach again. Suddenly, he had a horrible thought. Standing there in the shower he spoke aloud, "Q! I assume there's some point to this?" There was no answer, but the more Picard thought about it, the more convinced he was that Q was responsible for his transformation. In the seven years that had passed since meeting Q at Farpoint, Picard had learned to ignore (most of the time) the nagging worry that Q was watching him. But now... He finished the shower quickly. While he couldn't help being rather curious about this body that he seemed to be stuck with, he was damned if he was going to...perform for Q's amusement. A few moments later he stood looking at his dresser drawers with confusion. The more he thought about it, the stranger the whole thing became. He was trying to go about his normal morning routine, but it was proving impossible. What the hell was he going to do about clothes? He didn't know anything about this body's sizes, so he couldn't just replicate a female duty uniform. And of course even before the uniform problem could be solved, there was the underwear problem. He pulled a pair of briefs out of the drawer and put them on. They weren't all that comfortable, but they seemed inclined to stay put. He turned to the closet trying to find something that would work for now. Soon he would have to face people, but fortunately the first person that he needed to talk to about this would be ringing the door chime any moment now. *** Beverly Crusher was in a good mood as she approached Picard's quarters. The rehearsals last night for "The Merry Wives of Windsor" had gone well. It was truly hilarious to see Riker as Falstaff, and everyone was settling down into their roles well. She had been a little worried about tackling Shakespeare, but the whole thing was going smoothly and she was sure that the captain would enjoy the results. As she stepped through the door into the living room, she noticed that the lights were somewhat lower than normal. "Jean-Luc?" she asked, peering toward the table. There was someone sitting there and she moved toward him, beginning to feel the faintest hint of worry. The chair turned and Crusher stopped in shock, staring at the woman whom she could barely make out in the dim light. Who...? "It was Q, I'm sure of it," the woman said. Her voice was eerily familiar, low for a woman's voice and accented. Crusher moved closer, her hand hovering over her commbadge. "No please, don't call anyone else yet. I'm not ready...for that." "Are you...?" Crusher couldn't finish the sentence; she was too afraid of the answer. "Jean-Luc Picard? Yes." The low voice hesitated and then added, "Computer raise light levels to normal." In the clear light, Crusher could easily see the resemblance. She instinctively reached into the pocket of her lab coat, feeling for her ever present tricorder. She pulled her professional persona around herself and moved in to begin taking readings. The woman said nothing until Crusher finished her preliminary scan. "Well?" she asked as the doctor sat down. Crusher looked up at her, meeting her eyes for the first time. Instead of being reassured by the fact that they were the same as Picard's she was even more unnerved. It all became too much, she slapped her commbadge and said "Crusher to Troi. Please report immediately to the captain's quarters." "Troi here, I'm already on my way, Beverly," the disembodied voice of the Ship's Counselor replied. Picard wasn't surprised, either by Crusher's actions or by the fact that Troi had already decided that something was wrong. He sighed. "I'm surprised she hasn't come down here already," he said. "I've been running at a pretty high emotional level." When Crusher said nothing, he sighed again. "Beverly, I know this is odd, think how I feel. The only explanation I have is that Q..." he was interrupted by the sound of the door chime. "Come." "Captain..." Deanna Troi began as she walked into the room. She put a hand to her forehead, almost reeling from the onslaught of emotions. What had started as a sense of unease from Picard earlier was building up and Crusher's emotions were almost tangible; the doctor was terribly confused and frightened. Then she saw the woman in the chair, and things began to make more sense. She knew that the woman, as improbable as it seemed, was the captain. She turned to Crusher, who looked a little pale. "It's all right Beverly." Troi pulled out a chair and sat down, looking again at Picard. "How did this happen, Captain?" she asked gently. Crusher stared at her, as if Troi had just confirmed her worst fears. "I'm not sure," the woman with the captain's eyes replied. Troi could feel the iron control that Picard was attempting to exert. She knew that the captain was in shock and that the transformation still seemed like a nightmare to him. "I was asleep and the I felt this," he lifted a hand, the slim fingers running through the gray hair. "It was like a tickle, or a draft on my ear. I have a pretty good idea who's responsible." "Q," Crusher said. She had calmed down somewhat. She, like Troi, realized that Picard was very likely in emotional shock over the whole thing. She briefly wondered what it would be like to wake up in a foreign body and she shuddered slightly. "You said you thought it was Q. Why?" Picard shook his head, shivering slightly at the sensation of hair brushing his neck. He had settled for a pair of his more casual uniform pants and a plain black t-shirt. His boots had been out of the question and so he was barefoot. For some reason, that made him feel very vulnerable. At least he thought that was it. He wanted to think that it wasn't just the body; he knew himself well enough to know that he had no archaic prejudices against women. But being one... He realized that Troi and Crusher were looking at him with concern. "I'm sorry," he said, his voice still sounding strange to him. "I'm having trouble adjusting. I don't know why I think it was Q, but it makes the most sense. If this had happened to anyone in addition to myself, we would have heard about it by now. If it was random, why me?" "I think we need to run some tests," Crusher said, retreating again into her professional persona. She shook her head slightly. "Lots of tests." She suddenly realized that she was still gripping her tricorder. She looked down at the reading she had taken. Troi and Picard looked at her. "Normal Human female," she said, her voice crisp. "65 years of age, no signs of anything unusual at all. You still have an artificial heart and you're..." She manipulated the tricorder for a moment. "I want you in Sickbay." "Is there something wrong?" "No... just," she paused, oddly embarrassed. "There are some things about being a woman that I'm going to have to explain to you, that's all." "Well, before I vanish into Sickbay, I'm going to have to turn command over to Will." Troi and Crusher exchanged a quick glance. Troi spoke. "Why, Captain? You don't think you're capable of commanding the ship as a woman?" Picard sighed, an exasperated sigh. "If I recall, when that energy field turned me into a 12 year old a year or two ago, Dr. Crusher decided that I really ought to step down until she had figured out the cause. Under these circumstances I'm going to need time to get my bearings. Not to mention that I rather doubt that the computer will take orders from me." He clenched his fist and then looked suddenly surprised. Opening his hands he looked down at his fingers. "Fingernails," he said, shaking his head. "She has fingernails." Troi leaned forward, an expression of curiosity on her face. "She?" "This other me," Picard said slowly. He rose from the chair and moved to stand near a window, looking out at the stars. It was a familiar action to the counselor, when a conversation of this nature got onto shaky ground for the captain, he took refuge in the stars. Crusher jerked her head at the door in a "shall I leave" gesture and Troi shook her head. She wanted Beverly here for this. "Do you think of the body as somehow separate from you, Captain?" Picard sighed. It was a valid question; Troi's questions were usually valid questions. It was just that the answers were never simple. He knew that he couldn't get out of this conversation; even if he put a stop to it right now, Troi would insist on picking it up later. "I don't know," he said thoughtfully. "Not entirely separate, but somehow...not me either. When I was looking in the mirror earlier I had the thought that this is what I would look like if I had been born female. Although it's mostly unfamiliar, I do recognize myself in this body..." his voice trailed off as he looked at his hands again. "Jeanne," he said very quietly. "Jeanne?" Troi asked softly. "My mother once told me that if I had been a girl, they would have named me Jeanne. Jeanne Adele actually..." he fell silent as a thought struck him. "That's why it looks familiar; my aunt Adele. This face is very like hers. How odd; but she always said that I looked like a Gessard." He shook his head and tried to return to the subject at hand. "I'm sorry, Counselor, I don't mean to ramble." Troi smiled to herself; this too was familiar. He always wanted their sessions to proceed along in an orderly fashion; from A to B and so on. She had gotten used to that as well. "Look," he now said. "This is going to take a while to get used to and there's a good chance that Q will show up long before I do get used to it. He's not the most patient of entities and hopefully he'll come along, have his laugh and then once he's convinced that I've been humiliated enough, he'll change me back." To Troi, he sounded as if he were making light of the whole thing, but she could feel the bitterness and confusion that lay just under the surface. He had always avoided talking to her about his feelings about Q and as they had never affected his abilities, she had never forced the issue. "It's humiliating to be a female?" Crusher suddenly asked. Picard started slightly; he had forgotten that she was in the room. "No, of course not." Picard replied. Then he thought about it. "I have no control over it," he tried to explain to the two women. "And that's the problem. I'll admit that there are times that I've wondered what it would be like to be a woman, but I didn't choose this. Q just *did* it to me." Once again he ran a hand through his hair. "If it's not an attempt to humiliate me, then it's a lesson or a test." He realized that all his emotions seemed to be very close to the surface. He looked at Troi, who was looking back with an expression of worry. "What's wrong with me?" he asked. Troi wasn't sure how to answer the question. Picard normally controlled his emotions with an iron reserve. Now, however, she could tell that his control was slipping away and that it frightened him. She was at a loss; surely it wasn't the body alone? Human women were not inherently more emotional than Human men except... She looked at Beverly. The doctor had made mention of having to explain certain things to the captain. "Nothing is wrong with you, Captain," the counselor hastened to reassure Picard. "Right now I think we should just handle this one step at a time. You're going to have to talk to Commander Riker about this." Picard glanced over at the chronometer and sighed. It was already 6:45; the morning staff meeting was supposed to take place in 15 minutes. "I think I need some proper clothing," he said. He looked at his feet. "And some shoes." "Deanna, why don't you help the captain with that?" Beverly said. Her eyes met Picard's briefly and he nodded, appreciating her tact. She knew that he felt uncomfortable around her and would find it easier to maintain an air of professionalism around Troi. "I'll let everyone know that the meeting will be late." She rose and headed for the door, then turned back. "Eat something, Jean-Luc," she said sternly. He nodded again and then she was gone. *** Will Riker was trying to conceal his impatience. It was a feeling he had gotten used to. The captain had honed his own patience into a formidable weapon and Riker had tried to do the same over the years. He didn't know if he had succeeded, or if he just hid his impatience better than he used to. He shot another glance at Crusher. "What's going on, Beverly?" he asked in a low voice. She shook her head and Riker sighed. Whatever was going on involved the captain, that much was clear. Beverly had that look of hers, her careful blank "doctor" mask, and Riker desperately hoped that there was nothing seriously wrong with Picard. His musings were interrupted by the sound of the doors behind him opening. He turned in his chair and stared. *Who the hell?* Troi entered the room accompanied by a slim older woman in a red and black uniform, the four pips of a captain at her collar. "Where's the captain?" Riker burst out, staring at the woman as she moved calmly to sit at the head of the table. She was attractive, he realized, short gray hair, a trim figure and nice eyes. She looked familiar and Riker wondered where he'd seen her before. "Right in front of you, Number One," the woman said dryly. Riker's jaw dropped. The voice, the accent, the inflection, but no, that was impossible. Riker looked at Troi, who nodded. He looked back at the captain. "May I ask how this occurred, Captain?" Data asked. Riker wondered if he had really heard a brief pause before the android had used Picard's title. "I'm not sure," Picard replied. Riker glanced around the table, Crusher wasn't surprised of course, Data looked intrigued, and both LaForge and Worf looked as stunned as Riker felt. The first officer tried to pay attention to the captain as Picard continued. "I personally think that Q is responsible, but there is no evidence to support that theory." "It would explain a lot," Riker managed to say. "Indeed," Picard agreed. Now that Riker was over his own shock, he realized that Picard was not as confident as...he appeared. Body or not Riker just couldn't think of the captain as a *her* and he suspected that neither could Picard. The captain looked at his hands and said, "Under the circumstances, Dr. Crusher intends to conduct a large number of tests and of course, if we cannot reverse the effect, we'll have to recalibrate the computer to accept my voice." He stopped and shook his head, and then looked directly at Riker. "Commander Riker, you have command of the ship until this situation is resolved." Riker nodded and Picard looked around the table. "Dismissed," the captain said shortly. *** "It has to be Q," Crusher said a few hours later in Sickbay. "Come and look at this." Picard moved off the diagnostic table and moved toward the screen Beverly was consulting. On his way, he automatically reached for the waistband of his uniform tunic. "Merde," he muttered, as his hands met the smooth front of a female duty uniform. After first putting the close fitting uniform on, it had taken all his willpower to leave his quarters and walk through the ship. He still felt acutely aware of the shape of this body and just how well that shape was shown off by the red and black uniform. Crusher gave him a sympathetic glance as he joined her. "Look here," she said, gesturing to the screen which displayed two brain scans. "There are identical internal scars, here and here. They're from where I removed the implants after your capture by the Borg. And look at this," she continued, pulling up another display. "The artificial heart in that body was placed just about five years ago. Everything else, the bone scarring from the arm you broke when you were a boy, even the neurological defect...it's all exactly the same. The only difference in your DNA structures are those connected with your sex. This is the body you would have had if you had been born and lived your life as a female." "That explains why I don't feel off balance, why my movements seem natural. I would have expected to feel clumsy or awkward but I don't." "You don't look clumsy at all. You move like you've been in this body all your life. Of course you still look damned odd to me." She sighed and a silence descended. "Well," Picard finally said. "Can you think of any way to reverse it? You were able to reverse the effect of that energy field a while back." Crusher shook her head. "That was a very different set of circumstances and there have been some modifications to the transporter that would make me hesitate to try it. I will talk to Data and Geordi about it and we'll do our best..." she let her voice trail off, knowing that she wasn't being very encouraging. "I'm sorry, Jean-Luc." Picard closed his eyes and drew a shaky breath. He still seemed to be having difficulty with his emotional control and Crusher remembered that she had to talk to him about something else. "I need to talk to you," she said. "My office?" He nodded and followed her, sitting down and regarding her nervously. She squared her shoulders, wishing for a brief moment that she could call Selar in and have her handle this discussion. The Vulcan's carefully clinical approach might be easier for Jean-Luc. She realized that she was just trying to avoid the discussion. *It's just another woman going through a natural process* she told herself. It didn't help. ************************************************************* "If you were the woman and I was the man would I send you yellow roses? would I dare toe kiss your hand? "If You Were the Woman and I Were the Man" Cowboy Junkies From mhv.net!news.sprintlink.net!noc.netcom.net!ix.netcom.com!netnews Wed Aug 2 19:46:42 1995 Path: mhv.net!news.sprintlink.net!noc.netcom.net!ix.netcom.com!netnews From: tgmrgm@ix.netcom.com (Ruth Gifford/Thomas Moore ) Newsgroups: alt.sex.fetish.startrek,alt.fan.q Subject: Story: MY FAIR JEANNE 2/7 (Picard/Q m/m, m/f, f/f) Date: 2 Aug 1995 09:32:01 GMT Organization: Netcom Lines: 475 Distribution: world Message-ID: <3vngmh$qj0@ixnews6.ix.netcom.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ix-sac6-06.ix.netcom.com Xref: mhv.net alt.sex.fetish.startrek:10522 alt.fan.q:3937 "What do you know about women's cycles?" "Is that what's happening? I thought that was a myth; women really aren't slaves to their hormones." His inflection made the sentence a question. "We're all slaves to our hormones, men and women. We all just learn to live with it. Your case is rather unique, a male consciousness in a female body. and now that body is in the middle of a very important change." She sighed. "You're going through the onset of menopause." Picard looked down at his hands and then up at Crusher. She had a look of sympathy on her face, which didn't help his already rocky emotional control. "Beverly, is this feeling of being out of control emotionally part of menopause?" "Some women experience it, along with some purely physical manifestations of the whole change. Right now your body is in upheaval, going from one stage of life to another. The body influences the mind and vice versa, and so even though you think the way you always did, there are some chemical reactions that will affect your emotions." She paused and then added, "not to mention the fact that you've had a severe shock today. I suspect that if you *had* been born Jeanne and had woken up as Jean-Luc, you would be feeling much the same." "You're probably right there," he said sighing. "I can't get over the thought that Q will show up at any moment and start laughing." "What will you do until then?" "What I always do, try to do my job. What does my CMO think? Can I do my job?" "Physically, yes. Your hormonal levels are a little elevated, I want to watch that, but there are several women on the ship right now who are going through menopause and they all do *their* jobs. As for the emotional state...I want you to work with Troi on that. Once you've dealt with the shock, I'm sure we'll both certify you as fit for command. My personal advice is to act as if Q is *not* going to show up any time soon. Get used to the idea of living in this body." "Can you get used to the idea of seeing me live in it?" It was a shrewd question and Beverly dropped her eyes. What would this do to their tenuous relationship? It was different than the situation with Odan had been; then it had been different bodies. Now it was (sort of) the same body. She sighed. "I don't know. It's going to take time, both for me and for the rest of the crew. I imagine you'll see a lot of double takes." "Any advice? This body seems to have come without an owner's manual." Crusher called up several files and slid an isolinear chip into her terminal. After the files had downloaded, she handed the chip to Picard. "Here, the first two are about menopause, they're the standard texts I give to every woman who's going through it. There are also a couple of basic women's health files in there. Once I've figured out how to write what's happened to you in report form, I'll send a copy to you." Picard looked at the chip and then back at her. "Thank you," he said quietly "I'm going to need all the help I can get." Listening to his voice, Beverly realized that it was the kind of voice that she'd always envied in other women, low and rich: it was as wonderful to listen to as his male voice. "Of course," she replied. "Jean-Luc, if you need anything, advice, a friend to talk to, even a shoulder to cry on, I'm here." Without thinking he reached his hand across the desk. She took it and held it for a moment, surprised at how small it seemed. Then he stood, took his hand back and left the room. She stared after him long after he was out of view. As she turned back to her terminal, she muttered, "Q, so help me I'll wring your neck for this..." *** After a long session with Troi, Picard felt somewhat restless. Although he valued her advice, he was getting a little tired of talking about how he felt about what had happened. Returning to his quarters, he paced restlessly, avoiding the mirrors in the bedroom and bathroom; right now he didn't want to see himself at all. Troi had encouraged him to learn as much about this new body as he could. "Think of it as an opportunity to explore," she had urged gently. "It is upsetting, I know, but you have a chance to learn so much." Picard laughed to himself, remembering something he'd once overheard LaForge say about the Counselor. "She could make having an arm amputated without anesthesia sound like a valuable experience." The trouble was that in this case, she was very likely right. Assuming that Q was responsible for the transformation, there probably *was* a lesson to be learned. Picard sighed as he sank into an armchair. Why was it that all of Q's lessons had to be taught in such a highhanded and brutal manner? And why him? The captain sighed again, he was feeling sorry for himself, a feeling that occurred all to often when Q was involved. It was a feeling Picard loathed and he suddenly stood up and headed toward the replicator. Calling up the sizing information Troi had helped him work out, he soon had a change of clothes. Moments later, he stood in Golden Gate Park, or at least Holodeck Three's version of it. Stripping off the sweat suit he had worn to get down here, he began to move through a series of stretches. Again he was struck with that odd feeling as he realized how natural all his movements seemed to be. Once he was warmed up and loose, he selected a foot path at random and began to run. Soon he had settled into the familiar rhythm, all his concentration centered on the next stride, the next breath. It felt good to lose himself in the pounding of his feet against the dirt of the trail and he soon lost track of time. He hit the wall somewhat later, and made a quick decision to push past it. So far this body he was stuck with seemed to be in admirable shape and he thought it would do him some good to push himself. Ignoring the pain building up in his calves and thighs he continued to run and then, suddenly it happened. That familiar runner's high, as his body kicked in with the endorphins necessary to block the pain. He laughed out loud, feeling that he could handle anything, even Q. At just the right point, he began to slow down, coming to a stop near a bench overlooking one of the many small lakes in the park. He moved through a series of shakedowns and then lay down on his back on the bench. As he rested, the events of the morning began to move back into the forefront of his mind. He sighed heavily, realizing that the running, as good as it had felt, was just an attempt to escape from what had happened. "Well Q," he said staring up at the sky, "why this and why now? Do you think that I'm not capable of doing my job in this form? Do you think that I have some sort of ancient prejudice against women? What is really going on here?" There was no answer and he really hadn't expected one. He thought about his questions as he stood and began to stretch again. He could do his job, that he knew. If he *had* ever had doubts about whether or not a woman could command, his first year aboard the Stargazer had removed those doubts. He'd learned more about command from Suriko Wantanabe than he had from anyone else and years later he would find himself in a tight situation thinking *What would *the* captain do?* And of course there was Kathryn Janeway; now there was a captain who was already legendary. Picard smiled; he knew she had never thought that she couldn't do her job because of her sex and he had good reason to know that in her private life she had no problem with being a woman. There it was again, that damned flutter in his stomach and an answering rush of heat between his legs. He stood still for a moment trying to block out the sensation. Instead all he could think of was the way Kat had looked as he held her up in the water while she shuddered through an orgasm. He remembered how intense her concentration had been and how pleased he had been to be able to give her that feeling. He couldn't help remembering that he had wondered what her orgasm had felt like. How...different *was* it for women? Was it better? He had asked a few of his lovers at various times and none of them had been able to explain. No surprise of course, when asked the same question, he had never had an answer. One couldn't answer it; there was no basis for comparison. Now, of course he *could* find out if he wanted to; he could return to his quarters and discover what it felt like from the other side (as it were). Troi would probably approve, he realized wryly. But what about Q? Would he approve, was this a test of resolve for Q's "pet"? Sighing, the captain closed down the holodeck and headed to his quarters. During the rest of the day he tried to cope with the change. He read the files Beverly had given him with a sense of unreality. He couldn't really believe that he would need any of this information. Troi looked in at one point but he had gotten to the point where he couldn't really say anything more about the whole thing. She wisely left after a short conversation and he tried to work on the crew evaluations. The ship itself was on a routine survey mission and Picard had to wonder if that fact had been part of the reason Q had done this to him now. Around 22:00, his door chime rang and Crusher stood framed in the doorway as the doors slid open. "I think you should get a good night's sleep and I imagine it will take more than hot milk." "You're probably right," he said gesturing her into the room. He left his desk and stretched. "Did you eat?" She wandered over to the desk and looked at the plate that had obviously been shoved aside. There was a sandwich on it that was mostly intact. Picard sighed and opened his mouth to argue. Crusher smiled and shook her head. She tried not to laugh out right at the expression on the captain's face as he grabbed the plate and sat down on the sofa. Regardless of his gender, Picard's facial expressions were still more familiar to her than her own and she could tell that he was putting up with her because he felt he had no other choice. He was right, she thought as she sat down. Trying to think of a nice neutral topic she asked, "So what were you working on?" Soon they were discussing crew evaluations and she was amused to note that the sandwich disappeared rather quickly, followed by a piece of apple tart and a cup of tea. She had a piece of tart herself and when they finished, she smiled at him. "If you go get ready for bed, I'll come and tuck you in." Picard had regained enough of his sense of humor to reply, "merci Maman," before he disappeared into the bedroom. After a short time she heard that gorgeous voice call her name. When she came into the bedroom, he had the covers pulled well up over his chest and once more she hid a smile. Pulling a hypo out of her pocket she pressed it to his neck and activated it. "Good night, Jean-Luc," she said as he drifted off. She remained a moment in the darkened bedroom, watching him. Relaxed in sleep, his face looked even less like the one she was accustomed to; for some reason, he looked particularly vulnerable and she sighed heavily. *He* was sleeping, but it would be a long night for her as she tried to come up with a way to undo what Q had undoubtedly done. She looked up at the ceiling as she left the room. "Damn you," she muttered. *** Picard strode on to the Bridge at the beginning of the Alpha watch two days later. In spite of numerous tests and discussions, no one had come up with a reason for his change, let alone a way to reverse it. He had been dealing with the transformation by not dealing with it. He knew that Troi was concerned that he wasn't handling things they way she thought he should have been, although he had tried to explain his thinking to her. He was sure that Q was responsible for what had happened and he was tired of Q pushing him around. This time he was determined to wait Q out and act as if nothing had changed. That he was being unusually unreasonable and stubborn didn't occur to him at all. Troi hadn't been able to say that he was incapable of command and so had reluctantly approved his return to duty. Data and LaForge worked with him to recalibrate the computer to accept his new voice, but other than that, nothing had been done to acknowledge Picard's unexpected gender change. As the captain moved toward his chair, Riker saw him look swiftly around the Bridge, that automatic glance that reassured Picard that all was as it should be and which was, as always, followed by the ghost of a satisfied smile. It was so strange to see such a familiar expression on such an unfamiliar face. Riker was still surprised every time he saw the captain and it angered him that he couldn't accept what had happened. He was just unable to get used to the fact that this good looking older woman was really his captain. Riker had served under women before and he had never had any problems with female superior offices. But this was *Picard* and Riker was having a hard time accepting his own reaction to the captain as a female. He was accustomed to watching women react to Picard and he hadn't always understood what they saw in him. He had asked Deanna once if she understood it and she had laughed. "Oh Will," she said. "There are so many reasons that a woman would find him interesting. He's been in command for a long time and he has an air of authority that some women find very attractive. He can be aloof, arrogant and he's very controlled; there are women like that kind of challenge." She held up a graceful hand ticking off points on her fingers. "He has that wonderful voice, and of course, he's amazingly good looking." Riker had stared at her in surprise. "Good looking? The captain?" Seeing that she had meant it, he asked, "Would *you* be interested in him if he weren't..." "Weren't my commanding officer? That doesn't stop a large number of people on this ship from being interested." Her voice was gently amused, but then she tilted her head and looked at him, her expression more serious. "If he weren't my commanding officer and had ever indicated in the slightest that he was interested in me, I might consider it. And yes, he *is* very attractive..." Her voice had trailed off as she tried to explain. "He has wonderful eyes and that face..." Now, as Picard settled into his chair and looked at his readouts, Riker realized that he now understood a little of what women saw in him. As a woman, Picard was not as obviously beautiful as Deanna or Beverly. But there was something about the high chiseled cheekbones and the dramatic dark brows against pale ivory skin, that made Riker think of nobility. This woman looked like an aristocrat from earlier times, a Roman Patrician perhaps, elegant, powerful, and commanding. "Good morning, Number One," Picard said as he looked up from the armrest displays. Of all the things Deanna had said during that long ago conversation, the one point that Riker had understood at the time had been what she'd said about Picard's voice. Now he understood even more; the captain's female voice was truly amazing, as smooth and dark as black velvet, as rich as honey. Riker blinked and thought, *Q you fucking jerk, what do you want from him?* "Captain," the first officer replied out loud, his voice a little strained. He swiveled his monitor and gave Picard a quick run down of the daily reports. "Very well, Number One, I'll be in my..." Picard began to say after Riker finished. "Captain," Worf's voice boomed down from the aft deck. "There is a vessel approaching. It is a Bli'thanT warship. Her shields are up." "Go to Yellow Alert," Picard said. Riker looked at him. "Bli'thanT? What the hell are they doing out here?" "Q," Picard replied shortly. "Oh I'm sure they're exploring or colonizing, or have some other good reason to be here, but I think this is the hoop I get to try to jump through." Seated in her chair to the left of the captain, Troi blinked at the tangle of powerful emotions that Picard experienced when he thought about Q. She had worried about Q and the captain for years, knowing that there were so many odd nuances to the complicated adversarial relationship between the two. Of course, she had known for the last four years or so why Q returned time and again to the Enterprise. She wondered if Q himself knew what was going on; it was obvious that Picard did not. "Why do you say that?" she asked curiously. "The Bli'thanT have a very rigid social structure," Picard answered as they watched the other ship approach on the view screen. "Like the Ferengi, their women are kept in seclusion and are not allowed to involve themselves in outside affairs. Unlike the Ferengi, who can occasionally manage to deal with the women of other races, the Bli'thanT look on *all* females as inferiors. This is going to be entertaining." His voice had a sharp sarcastic sound to it and Troi could feel a faint hint of well-masked nervousness under the steely determination that was Picard's prevailing emotion. "Counselor do you sense anything that might indicate why they're here?" Troi stretched her empathic talents and shook her head. "They are surprised and a little nervous. They didn't expect to find us here, but I don't think they're engaged in any covert activities. There is also a feeling of generalized hostility that seems to be part of their emotional make-up." "The Bli'thanT are know to be suspicious and easily irritated," Data supplied. "They have been described as downright paranoid on occasion." "Swell," Riker said sourly. "Just what we need, hostile, paranoid misogynists." "I'm sure we can manage somehow," Picard said dryly. Riker mentally kicked himself, he hadn't meant to sound as if he was indicating that Picard couldn't handle the situation. "The Bli'thanT vessel is hailing us," Worf announced. Picard and Riker rose from their chairs and Picard nodded to Worf. "On screen." The screen flickered to reveal a slender ethereal looking humanoid male seated in a throne-like command chair in the middle of a busy bridge. His skin was a gray and had an odd pearlized appearance to it. Instead of hair, his head was covered with what looked like millions of fine feathers of a darker pearlized gray. His clothing was rich looking and was obviously fitted to show off his slim form. His eyes were a startling green and they widened in surprise as Picard stepped forward. "I'm Captain...Picard of the Federation Starship Enterprise," Picard said, hoping that his voice conveyed nothing but serene confidence. *Thank you *so* much Q,* he thought angrily. "I am Kess'Ant, I rule this ship," the Bli'thanT captain looked directly at Riker, his voice a melodious tenor. "You are a fool, to stand behind a female." Riker said nothing and stepped one step back and even further behind Picard, emphasizing his position as second in command. Troi felt gratified pride from the captain and she hid a smile. She hardly need her empathic abilities to know that Riker was furious and wanted nothing more than to give the Bli'thanT captain a piece of his mind. "What are you doing this far from Bli'thanT?" Picard asked coolly, seemingly ignoring Kess'Ant's rudeness. "I will not talk to you...woman!" Picard turned to Worf and made a throat-cutting gesture. The screen cleared to show the Bli'thanT ship. "Red Alert," Picard ordered. He looked briefly at Riker and nodded once, conveying his approval of Riker's behavior. "The Bli'thanT ship is hailing us again," Worf announced. "Let them sit there and wait for two minutes," Picard ordered. They were a long two minutes, during which all the Enterprise's departments reported their battle ready status. Picard used the time to try to center himself. He was reacting a bit more aggressively than normally and he realized that he was going to have to do just what he had told Beverly he would do, act as he always did. *Forget what you look like, just do the job. What would *the* captain do?* For obvious reasons that question seemed valid right now. "Two minutes, sir," Worf boomed. "On screen," Picard said. "Captain Kess'Ant, I believe I asked you a question." His voice was mild, but there was no hint of surrender to it. Riker watched as the Bli'thanT stared back at Picard, obviously struggling with himself. Riker heard a low, almost silent growl and glanced up at the tactical station to see Worf's big hands clenched into tight fists. "We are exploring, as is our right," Kess'Ant finally said. "We have claimed this territory as ours." Behind him a man who had to be his first officer hastily covered a start of surprise. "Indeed? I assume you're using very old star charts?" Picard asked, his voice silky smooth. Riker, as always, admired the way Picard could sound so polite and yet so insulting. He found it interesting that with the captain's female voice the trick seemed to work even better. Kess'Ant glared at Picard. "What do you mean...woman?" "Well, Captain," Picard said somewhat condescendingly, letting his politeness silently point out Kess'Ant's rudeness. "Newer charts would have told you that you are in Federation territory. I know that your *government* is aware of that. I can have up to date charts sent to your ship if you like." He still sounded helpful. Riker glanced at Troi, who looked faintly worried. "Enough of your stupidity. If the Federation chooses to let women defend their territory, they deserve to lose that territory. This system is ours." "No," Picard's voice suddenly had steel in it. "It isn't. This is Federation territory and while you are welcome to travel through it, you *may* not claim it as your own. Do I make myself clear?" "I do not have to listen to you...kath'da-hash." The universal translator struggled a moment and then came up with "stupid bitch." Picard had a sudden inspiration. "I accept your challenge. The hov'tal I believe it's called." "Women do not fight the hov'tal." "If she owns land, which I do, a woman *can* fight in challenge matches when her honor has been insulted." As Picard spoke , the Bli'thanT first officer nodded, a surprised look on his face. "I have no husband to fight for me. Therefore I *can* call challenge and I do so now." Kess'Ant had a look of disgust on his face. "And how will you prove to my satisfaction that you are a landowner?" Picard smiled at Kess'Ant. "Captain, you'll just have to take my word. Surely you're not afraid of meeting me in combat?" All activity on the Bli'thanT bridge had ceased as every crew member stared as Kess'Ant. "I will have your answer in an hour," Picard continued, his voice once again polite. "In the meanwhile, you may wish to do a little research on the capabilities of Galaxy class starships." He gestured and Worf cut the channel. There was a profound silence on the bridge as all of the senior officers present stared at Picard in shock. "Captain, did you just agree to single combat?" Riker finally asked. "No of course not, Number One." Riker relaxed. "I accepted a challenge, he is the one who has to *agree*." Riker looked nervous again. "He can avoid the whole thing by apologizing to me. Regardless of what he does, he's going to lose a lot of face over this one. If he backs down, he's backed down to a woman. If he accepts," Picard smiled, "he has to go through a whole purification ritual." "Why?" Troi asked. "Because you're a woman?" "No because he'll be in the presence of a naked woman that doesn't belong to him." "What?!!" Riker burst out. "The hov'tal is fought naked." Picard explained. "Do you have a problem with that Number One?" ********************************************************************* "And just when I think that things are in their place and the Heavens are secure the whole thing explodes in my face Just another day It's just another day..." "Just Another Day" Oingo Boingo From mhv.net!news.sprintlink.net!noc.netcom.net!ix.netcom.com!netnews Wed Aug 2 19:46:45 1995 Path: mhv.net!news.sprintlink.net!noc.netcom.net!ix.netcom.com!netnews From: tgmrgm@ix.netcom.com (Ruth Gifford/Thomas Moore ) Newsgroups: alt.sex.fetish.startrek,alt.fan.q Subject: Story: MY FAIR JEANNE 3/7 (Picard/Q m/m, f/m, f/f) Date: 2 Aug 1995 09:41:00 GMT Organization: Netcom Lines: 490 Distribution: world Message-ID: <3vnh7c$qn9@ixnews6.ix.netcom.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ix-sac6-06.ix.netcom.com Xref: mhv.net alt.sex.fetish.startrek:10526 alt.fan.q:3939 Riker just stared at Picard in shock. "Captain," Troi said coming to his rescue. "May I speak to you in your ready room." Picard sighed, but nodded and gestured toward the door. "You have the bridge, Number One." Once the doors closed behind them and they were both settled on the sofa, Picard looked at Troi. "You think I'm making a mistake." "Is that what *you* think? That you're making a mistake?" "No, I don't." "Are you reacting this way because of the change?" Troi shot him a shrewd look, but Picard was way ahead of her. "This whole situation wouldn't be happening if it weren't for the change," he explained. Troi probed for uncertainty, but he radiated confidence. "Do you really think that Q is responsible for the Bli'thanT being out here?" Picard smiled. "I am *not* being paranoid, Counselor. Yes I'd be willing to bet that Q has something to do with it, but even if he doesn't, what difference does it make? Can't you see that this *is* a situation that simply wouldn't have come up if I weren't a..." his voice trailed off as he realized what he'd almost said. "If I weren't a woman," he said his voice stronger now, "Kess'Ant wouldn't have insulted me. Unless we operate under the assumption that the Bli'thanT government is considering going to war with the Federation, which I doubt." He shrugged. "I'm lucky, I had a...girlfriend at the Academy who did her final anthro paper on Bli'thanT culture. I just took advantage of my knowledge." Troi nodded. He was right in assuming that the situation had only come about because Kess'Ant had been faced with a woman. But there was one other question and one someone had to ask. "Do you think that you can hold your own in single combat?" The only emotion her question produced in him was amusement. "I'll have to, won't I?" Picard replied. Troi knew him well enough to know that she wasn't going to get any more out of him on that subject. "Captain," she said gently. "Are you *really* coming to terms with this or are you performing for Q?" He looked at her solemnly. "Has it ever occurred to you Deanna, that I might have been performing for Q for the last seven years or so?" Before she could open her mouth, he held up a hand. "I know, I know...'is that what you think, Captain?'" She laughed and he continued, his voice hushed. "I can't answer that either way, and I don't know how I feel about it." "That's all right Captain," Deanna replied gently. "But when this is over, you might want to spend some time thinking about it." She rose and smiled at him. "I'll go smooth a few ruffled feathers." "Deanna," Picard said. She turned to look at him. "Thank you." She nodded and left the room. "Well Q? Are you enjoying all of this? How am I doing so far?" There was, of course, no answer and Picard shook his head. He moved to sit behind the desk and began to call up the files on the Bli'thanT and their combat rituals. *** An hour later Picard nodded to the Bli'thanT first officer as he and five other Bli'thanT stepped off the transporter pad. "Welcome aboard the Enterprise. Lt. Sandoval will see you to the lounge we've set aside for you." The first officer looked at Picard and then gestured his men out of the room. They made for the door and Sandoval second looked at Picard. The captain nodded and the party left the transporter room. Picard looked at the Bli'thanT curiously as Worf moved in closer. "I am Elan Var'Nath," Picard raised an eyebrow. The young Bli'thanT had actually given both of his names. It was an honorable thing to do, particularly to someone who might turn out to be an enemy. "You have great courage and," suddenly he smiled, "great cunning." "Thank you," Picard replied. "All Bli'thanT cannot be judged by one noble idiot. May I know your name?" Picard drew a deep breath. This was terribly important. If there was a young, liberal faction among the Bli'thanT, it was in the Federation's best interest to make a good impression. "My name...is Jeanne Picard." "When Kess'Ant fights he tends..." Picard held up a hand. "I thank you again, but I will find these things out for myself." Var'Nath saluted, bringing the palm of his right hand to his forehead. "You have honor as well." He sounded surprised. "I may even tell my wife about you." *That's big of you,* Picard thought. "I will remember your name, Jeanne." Picard knew that Var'Nath was *trying* to be open-minded. For a Bli'thanT male to even be talking to a female that didn't "belong" to him skirted acceptable behavior, and to exchange names was rather unheard of. "As I will remember yours Elan," Picard replied. The doors to the room opened and Sandoval came in. "The rest of your party are settled in, sir," she said to Var'Nath. He nodded to her and followed her out. "Well," Picard said to Riker. "Maybe the Federation should consider sending a female captain to negotiate with the Bli'thanT from now on. It seems to shake them up. The ship is yours, Number One." "Captain," Riker acknowledged as Picard and his party stepped on to the platform. "Be careful," the first officer added. "Cluck cluck," Picard said as the shimmer of the transporter began. Riker sighed and headed out the door. He hated this kind of situation. There were six Bli'thanT hostages aboard, the captain was going into a dangerous situation and Riker was stuck waiting. As he rode the lift back to join the Bli'thanT party, he muttered, "I hope she knows what she's..." he let his voice trail off. Why had he thought that way? Was it because Picard had given Var'Nath a female name? He shook his head and sighed again. *** When Picard and his escort materialized aboard the Bli'thanT ship, they were met by a scowling man who did not welcome them or give them his name. Picard ignored the looks he threw at the party and waited him out. Finally he turned on his heel and led them to the ship's shuttle bay. Small men impressed with their own importance rarely bothered Picard and it was easy to stare down one hostile Bli'thanT when you'd faced an angry Klingon High Council. Worf and Data followed directly behind him and they were followed by three security officers, Lt. T'Van, Ensign Hayes, and Ensign Vicario. Picard hadn't bothered to ask Worf why he'd assigned an all female squad, he knew his security officer well enough to know when the Klingon was making a point. He had known that Worf had been furious to the point of rage by Kess'Ant's insult to Picard, and the captain was grateful that Worf hadn't known at the time that the Bli'thanT practiced ritual combat. When they reached the shuttle bay, Picard saw that the combat circle had already been drawn out. He looked at Kess'Ant who waited on the opposite side of the circle flanked by two of his officers. Picard nodded to the security team and they moved into position around the circle. Worf nodded to himself as he saw the other Bli'thanT glare at his team. Three more unlike women you couldn't imagine. Sondra Hayes was built like a tank, short, broad, and solid. T'Van was at the opposite end of the spectrum, whip slim, tall and elegant. Silvia Vicario was totally unremarkable, so unremarkable that people tended to forget she existed. Of the three she was the most dangerous because it was all too easy to underestimate her. If the Bli'thanT tried anything, these three could handle it. "My name is Jeanne Picard." Worf was jolted back to the business at hand by the sound of the captain's voice. It was still odd to hear that female voice and even odder to hear the female version of Picard's name. Worf, looking at Picard's back, realized that the captain had no worries about this combat. "I do not give," Kess'Ant began. One of his seconds leaned forward, agitated. Worf had read the rules of the combat, if one of the combatants gave their full name then the other had to do the same or forfeit the combat. "I am Bevel Kess'Ant." The Bli'thanT captain looked disgusted with the situation. "My honorable seconds, Worf and Data," Picard said. Both nodded their heads as their names were spoken. The Bli'thanT captain introduced his seconds and one of them opened a case and brought it to the middle of the circle. Picard nodded at Worf who went out to inspect the weapons. They were a pair of slim rapier-like swords with an odd triangular blade. Seeing them made Worf's confidence go even higher. Picard would have known that these were the customary weapons of the hov'tal. Worf had seen the captain fence and knew that Picard's skill was up to the task, provided that Kess'Ant wasn't unusually good. Having checked each blade carefully, including scratching himself on the back of the hand with each to make sure they weren't poisoned, he picked one and brought it over to Picard. The captain hefted it and checked the grip. "An interesting weapon," Picard said quietly to Worf. "This is acceptable," he said in a louder voice. Kess'Ant stepped out of the robe he was wearing and stood waiting at the edge of the circle. He had nothing on under the robe, a move that Picard supposed was designed to intimidate. Picard was *not* intimidated in the least. Naked, the Bli'thanT captain looked much like he did dressed, slim, elegant and deadly. Instead of body hair, Kess'Ant had fine slate colored feathers along his sides. Otherwise he looked a fair amount like a Human male. *It's not as if I've never seen a naked man before,* was Picard's amused thought, as he unfastened the front of his uniform. As if he were accustomed to stripping in front of a shuttlebay full of strangers, he removed the uniform, his boots, socks and underwear. The fact of the matter was that he felt extremely self-conscious and was glad when he managed to remove his bra without any difficulty. There was a faint sigh from the watching Bli'thanT when he was done, and he smiled to himself. They would all have to go through the rather lengthy purification ritual. *Serves them right*, he thought, as he stepped over the circle and waited for Kess'Ant. Worf would rather have not looked at Picard; this had to be difficult enough for the captain. But if he didn't watch the combat, he wouldn't be fulfilling his duty as a second. Picard tested the grip of the weapon and lunged a few time to check the footing of the deck. To Worf, Picard looked very small and not particularly strong, but he reminded himself that, unlike Klingon women, Human women's muscles weren't all that visible. *The captain has nice legs,* Worf shocked himself by thinking. He frowned as he tried to pay attention to the matter at hand. Kess'Ant was stepping forward. "Until the first blue?," the Bli'thanT captain asked. "Mine is red," Picard replied, his voice sounding just the least bit nervous, "but yes, that is acceptable". He brought the rapier up and saluted Kess'Ant, who recognized the intent if not the gesture and returned with his own salute. Then, swords moving lazily before them, they closed. *God he's fast,* Picard thought as he countered a thrust. The Bli'thanT style was far more fluid that the formal rapier style that Picard was accustomed to and the captain was glad that he had done his fair share of holodeck swashbuckling. He tried a few attacks of his own and slowly the pattern of this particular dance began to show. Picard worked hard to look weak and a little frightened. In most situations this would not have worked; any opponent would realize that Picard's parries showed evidence of considerable skill. Kess'Ant however, was too blinded by his preconceived notions and began to get sloppy. He started showing off a little, making what Picard assumed were considered elegant moves by the Bli'thanT. Worf watched as the captain seemed to barely able to parry an attack. He was *not* blinded by preconceived notions and knew quite well what the captain was up to. He smiled to himself, one of the things he'd always admired about Picard was his knowledge that over half the battle went on inside the mind of the combatants. The Human term "head- games" was one that Klingons understood all too well, and Picard was a master at head-games. Kess'Ant attacked in a particularly showy maneuver and Picard seemed to fall back. The Bli'thanT moved in to take advantage and the captain's rapier suddenly flashed and Kess'Ant came up short, staring in disbelief at his hip where a long scratch was oozing pale blue blood. He hissed in rage and came at Picard, all his grace and artistry abandoned. Worf growled and crossed into the circle, but by the time he reached the two, Picard had handled it, and was standing looking down at Kess'Ant. "I'm waiting for your apology," Picard said calmly, barely breathing hard. There was no answer and Picard brought his rapier up to Kess'Ant's neck. "I'm not particularly patient, Bevel." He was surprised at how angry he was and how disgusted he was with Kess'Ant's behavior. He tried to calm down, as Kess'Ant glared up at him for a few moments. Everyone else in the shuttlebay held their breaths, until a voice spoke from behind Picard. "You have your apology, Captain Picard." Var'Nath strode across the deck of the shuttlebay, crossed into the combat circle and bowed to Picard. "On behalf of this ship and the Bli'thanT, I extend my apologies to you and your crew for the insult to you. The former captain of *my* ship," here he looked at Kess'Ant contemptuously, "has dishonored himself by attacking after first blue, and will be dealt with." Var'Nath jerked his head and two of the Bli'thanT security guards came and dragged Kess'Ant away. Var'Nath turned back to Picard. "Are all Federation women like you?" "Are all Bli'thanT men like you?" Picard countered. Var'Nath smiled and stretched out a hand. As Picard reached to take the hand, one of the Bli'thanT in the back ground made a choking noise. "You'll have to go through yet another ritual won't you?" Picard said, pausing. Var'Nath bridged the gap and shook Picard's hand. "It's worth it, Jeanne." The words were polite and Picard decided to ignore the look in Var'Nath's eyes and the pressure of his hand. "Thank you, Elan," he said politely, disengaging his hand. "I should return to my ship, but there is one thing I do have to ask you. What *are* you doing out here?" Var'Nath smiled ruefully. "We were on our way to investigate the Scylla Nebula. That's why the captain, the former captain, was so out of sorts. A science mission was a bit of a come down for him." "And you?" "No Bli'thanT ship has ever been out this far. I'm looking forward to being one of the first Bli'thanT to see the Nebula unaided." He smiled sheepishly. "I must sound hopelessly naive and young to you." "No, you sound just like me." Picard moved over to the pile of his clothes and quickly dressed. He turned back to Var'Nath. "Go in light, Elan." "Go in light, Jeanne." "Picard to Enterprise, six to beam up." *** "Congratulations, sir," Riker said as Picard stepped off the transporter platform. "Thank you Number One. I'm glad you saw fit to let Var'Nath go back to his ship a little early." He shook his head. "Maybe there is some hope for the Bli'thanT, but I'm not holding my breath." He turned to Worf. "Did you see that last maneuver of Kess'Ant's? Nine times out of ten, flashy tricks like that will get you hurt." "Indeed," Worf agreed. "He should have known from the beginning that you knew what you were doing." "Hah!" Picard laughed shortly. "It worked out well for me that he didn't; he was actually quite good. And anyway, women can't fight, didn't you know that Worf?" He laughed again as they left the transporter room. *** It was a Tuesday night and so the senior staff gathered in Riker's quarters for the usual poker game. None of them were surprised when Troi announced that the captain would not be joining them. After returning from the combat, Picard had retreated to his quarters to rest and write his report to Starfleet. Troi knew that the captain was hoping that he had passed Q's test and she wondered if that hope was justified. It seemed to her that the Bli'thanT situation was just a little too obvious for Q. Picard didn't seem to think so, but Troi had noticed that the captain didn't always think clearly where Q was concerned. It was nothing she could pin down and so she had never mentioned her feelings to the captain. She also had reason to know that Q would never let anything happen to either Picard or the people that were important to the captain. Now, as she dealt the cards, she listened to Worf talking enthusiastically about the fight. "...if the captain had been just a little slower, the match would have ended right there. As it was," Worf looked at Troi as she cleared her throat and looked at the queen in front of him. "No bet," he said and Troi began to deal the next round. "As it was, she twisted right out of the way and was able to get right back into the fight." "She?" Crusher asked. She looked at her cards. "Twenty." People anted up and Worf looked at Crusher. "You're the one who's been telling us that it makes no difference." Crusher sighed. "And now, all of a sudden, you accept it because the captain can still fight. Fifty." "Too rich for me," Data said and next to him Geordi nodded, turning his hand over. "Well, I have to admit that even before the fight, I had a weird moment when I thought of the captain as 'she'," Riker said. "Your fifty and fifty." Troi folded and dealt cards to the three remaining players. "Why do think that's weird?" she asked. "She used the female version of her name more than once today." "Yes," Crusher said, "but does the captain really think of...hirself as a woman?" She shrugged as Geordi laughed at her choice of words. "Best word I could come up with," she explained. "Fifty." "Your fifty and one hundred," Worf said. "I don't think so." Riker looked at his hand. "I'd love to fleece you both, but this hand sucks." He turned his cards over. "Maybe that's the only way to deal with it. Go with the gender that the person perceives themselves as being." Crusher matched Worf's bet. "Call." Worf turned his cards over and the doctor grinned, flipping her own cards over. "Thank you for your generous contribution to the cause," she said as Data gathered up the cards and began shuffling them. "So if I suddenly decided that I was female," Geordi said to Riker as he cut the deck Data presented, "then you'd think of me that way?" "Five card stud, aces wild," Data announced as he began to deal. "It would take a little getting used to," Riker grinned. "For me too," Geordi said laughing. "No bet." "I am perpetually confused by notions of gender," Data said, dealing the cards. "You're not the only one," Troi said laughing. "Fifty." "Fifty?! You're bluffing," Crusher declared. "Oh yeah?" Troi said. "Then keep throwing your money away. Data, you say you're confused, but you think of yourself as a he, right?" "Of course," The android replied as he dealt. "I have a male body." "Fifty," Troi said. She grinned as Crusher sighed and folded. Everyone else stayed in the game. "But some people are convinced that they are trapped in the wrong body and go so far as to have long involved treatments and surgery to change their sex," Crusher said. "I wonder if the captain will do that if this turns out not to be Q's fault," Riker mused. "Fifty," Troi said. They all looked at her as Worf and Data folded. "Don't ask me," she said, "even if I knew I couldn't tell you." "Your fifty and fifty nore," Geordi said. "I bet he won't." "I'm in," Riker said. "Why do you say that?' he asked the engineer. "Another fifty," Troi said. Riker shot her a look of disgust. "Forget it," he said, folding. "I don't know," Geordi answered Riker's earlier question. "It's just a hunch. I'll call." Troi sighed and showed the rest of her hand. Geordi whooped and pulled in the pile of chips. "Shit," Crusher muttered. "I knew you were bluffing." She began to gather the cards. "Five card draw, ante up people." At the end of the evening, Worf walked with Troi to her quarters. "I'm surprised," she said as they paused at the door, "that you've been the first one to accept the captain as a woman." She smiled at him and opened the door. "Come in?" "The captain is my commanding officer," Worf said as he walked through the door. "That's all I need to know and right now I have other things on my mind." Deanna smiled and then growled over her shoulder as she walked toward the bedroom. He was right, he *did* have other things on his mind. *** Picard finished his report and sent it off. He wondered what Command would make of it. He had developed a way of dealing with Q situations that involved not writing reports until the scenario played itself out. Every time, he'd managed to get out of things in a short enough amount of time that no one had complained. Now he'd been stuck like this for almost three days and the wheels of Starfleet bureaucracy didn't stop turning to suit his own personal crisis. "Well Q," he said as he stripped and headed for the shower. "What the hell are you waiting for?" There was no answer and he began to wash his hair. He knew that there was one more thing that Q wanted and he frowned with determination. Q was going to have a long wait. *** After five days and no sign of Q, Picard began to try to come to terms with his transformation. On the surface, particularly since the combat with the Bli'thanT, he was doing quite well; he had even stopped feeling embarrassed about walking the corridors of the ship. But, as Troi had warned him, he still had serious problems with the thought of remaining a woman for the rest of his life. At the Counselor's suggestion, he had tried to think of himself as *herself*, but it sounded too awkward in his mind. He had told Troi that after 65 years as a man it was going to take *some* time to make the transition. Privately, of course, he hoped that sooner or later Q would get bored and change him back. But there was no indication of the capricious entity's presence, and even Picard had to admit that it was only a feeling that made him think that Q was responsible for the whole thing in the first place. It was the fifth day that proved his undoing. When he woke that morning he was aware of the remnants of a dream fading away. He was not very good at remembering his dreams, but there was something about this one that made him try. There had been someone with him, someone making love to him, but he wasn't sure who... The details were fading too rapidly to capture, but the effect of the dream was still there, leaving him feeling flushed and aroused. In his half waking state he slid a hand down his stomach and into the patch of hair at his groin. He had tried very hard in the last few days not to touch himself, still irrationally afraid that Q was just waiting for him to give into the temptation. It was a temptation that was growing stronger, but he thought of Q and decided, once again, that he could do without the experience. *********************************************************** "You've been running away From what you don't understand (Love)" "She Moves in Mysterious Ways" U2 From netcom.com!ix.netcom.com!netnews Wed Aug 2 17:27:03 1995 Xref: netcom.com alt.sex.fetish.startrek:10580 alt.fan.q:3806 Path: netcom.com!ix.netcom.com!netnews From: tgmrgm@ix.netcom.com (Ruth Gifford/Thomas Moore ) Newsgroups: alt.sex.fetish.startrek,alt.fan.q Subject: Story: MY FAIR JEANNE 4/7 (Picard/Q, m/m, f/m, f/f) Date: 2 Aug 1995 09:48:36 GMT Organization: Netcom Lines: 431 Distribution: world Message-ID: <3vnhlk$qql@ixnews6.ix.netcom.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ix-sac6-06.ix.netcom.com He was quiet at breakfast and Crusher did most of the talking. Their mornings had become extremely awkward; both of them carefully avoiding talking about what this newest development would do to their already fragile relationship. Picard wasn't surprised that he still found her attractive; after all, regardless of the body, the mind had the same desires. For some reason this morning he was more acutely aware of her presence than usual. He was by now accustomed to his body's signals and hoped that she wouldn't notice the flush that he felt sure was all too visible on his face. He shifted in his seat, suddenly glad that as a female the fact that he was seriously aroused would be less obvious. "Jean-Luc?" Crusher's voice brought him back to reality. He looked at her sheepishly. "I'm sorry, Beverly, my mind is a million miles away. I had a rather...odd dream this morning." "Oh?" When he didn't answer, she went on. "Would you rather talk to Deanna?" "No it's just..." his voice trailed off. He tried to tell himself that she was not only his friend but also his doctor. He rose from his chair and began to pace the room. "I'm becoming aware of this body's responses and I don't know how to handle it." "Responses? As in sexual?" She carefully did not look at him, knowing how difficult it was for him to discuss the subject. After the exhaustive tests she had conducted, she knew exactly what cycle his body was going through. "Jean-Luc, it's not surprising that you're going through this. Your body is ovulating right now. Between that and the hormonal imbalances that come along with menopause, you're going to experience an increase in your sex drive." *I hope that was clinical enough,* she thought. She sighed, running a hand through her hair. "Oh God, this all just too weird sometimes. If it is Q, I'm going to..." "That's just the thing, what if it isn't Q? What if it was some unknown phenomena and I'm going to be like this for the rest of my life?" "I've been a woman all my life, Jean-Luc," Crusher snapped. "It's not *that* bad. Or do you think that there's something wrong with being a woman?" Her words stung, and without thinking he snapped back, "For me there is! I'm at a total loss here! Godammit Beverly, I don't know how to behave, or how to respond to people. Right now, I'm here with you and I'm as attracted to you as always. Then again, this morning I had a dream about someone, a man I think...making love to me...in this body." "So what?" *Careful,* she thought, *he's very wound up right now. Avoid the personal aspect, go for the broad implications.* "It's not like you can't find women to sleep with or men for that matter. You might enjoy it Jean-Luc, you never know." A new thought occurred, and she wondered if she should leave it for Deanna or bring it up herself. "Jean-Luc, have you actually tried to..." He could tell where she was going and he shook his head emphatically. She fell silent and he looked out the window aware of nothing but the heat on his face and the heat that echoed it between his legs. His nipples were painfully hard against the snug uniform and he crossed his arms across his breasts. "Thank you for your concern, Beverly, but I think I need to be alone right now." She rose from her chair, and moved toward him. He looked up at her and she saw the fear in his eyes. Control, she realized, the loss of control would be the worst of all of this. "You know how to reach me," she said. A nonsense thing to say, but she had to say something. Picard stared at the stars for a long time trying to bring himself under control. He then went into the bedroom and hurriedly changed into his running clothes and a sweat suit and headed for the door. A good work out was what he needed. Several hours later he was exhausted, and realized that he'd run more in the last five days than he had in the five months prior. Since the first morning in this body he had found that the time he spent running was the only time he wasn't *aware* of the differences. Without thinking, he left the Holodeck in his running clothes. The doors of the turbolift were about to close when he heard someone yell "Hold the doors please!" Riker came running into the lift. He had obviously been in the gym, he was wearing white workout clothes and carrying a wooden practice b'atleth. "Thanks," he said absently. Then "Oh sorry, Captain. It's still a bit of a surprise." "For both of us, Number One," Picard replied dryly, trying to hide the reaction brought on by his first officer's presence. There was that flutter in his stomach and the rush of warmth that he'd experienced while looking at Beverly at breakfast. *Oh this is too much! Will, for God's sake? He's hardly my type.* But he couldn't help it, the body seemed to have it's own agenda. He stared at the door, glad that he had an excuse to look flushed. The silence was awkward and Picard felt compelled to break it. "It's been a while since I've taken the time to run this much," he said. "I found that the change doesn't make very much difference when I run. Rather strange really." "Oh?" Riker paused for a moment, then asked the question he'd been dying to ask. "What is it like? What *are* the differences?" Picard shot him an amused glance, and Riker realized yet again that the captain's eyes hadn't changed at all. They still conveyed more in one look than most people could in a whole conversation. "Dear me," the low velvet voice murmured. "What are they teaching in the Biology classes at the Academy these days?" Riker gulped, was Picard...flirting with him? *No, of course he's not, it's just one of his typical dry remarks. Why have I been reacting like this? It's *still* the captain.* Picard shook his head. "Halt lift." The lift halted and Riker realized that Picard probably needed to talk to someone other than Deanna and Beverly about what had happened. "I can't really tell you, Number One," Picard said. "It's strange, but I feel like I've had this body all my life. I would have thought that I'd notice the difference in the center of gravity, or the change in my upper body strength, but I don't. Of course it still shocks me every time I look in a mirror, and I had forgotten what a damn nuisance hair is." He looked shrewdly at Riker. "I would guess that my appearance is probably as hard for all of you to deal with as it is for me. For the most part, I can avoid mirrors, but I'm still getting used to the double takes and odd looks from the crew." *Including you,* Picard wanted to add, but didn't. Riker had been trying not to look at his captain since the conversation had begun and when he did look at Picard, it was with an expression Picard couldn't decipher. He glanced at the b'atleth Riker was holding loosely in his large competent hands. Out of the blue, Picard wondered what those hands would feel like moving across his skin. He felt it again, that involuntary contraction of his inner muscles. *I've *got* to get Beverly to take care of this, it's getting out of hand.* There *were* men in Picard's past, not very many and all a long time ago, but now he wondered if there would be more in his future. He was still attracted to women, but his body seemed to have an interest in men as well. He was suddenly embarrassed as he became aware that Riker had said something. "I beg your pardon, Number One?" "I said that we'll get used to it eventually." He paused and then with his typical 'what the hell' expression, asked. "Do you still think that Q's responsible and do you expect him to ever change you back?" "Resume." The soft whir of the 'lift sounded again. Picard looked at Riker, his face unreadable. "I don't know Number One, I just don't know." The 'lift arrived at deck eight. They exited in silence and Picard headed for his quarters in a hurry. Once inside, he threw himself into a chair. All that his exercising had accomplished had been undone by the chance encounter with Will. He raked his fingers through his sweaty hair and suddenly realized that the action no longer felt unnatural. He sighed, not knowing where to go from here. He had hoped that the exercise would make him too tired to feel the constant waves of sexual desire, but it seemed that was just one more difference between men and women. He wondered if all women had to go through this every month or was it just some women? Did Beverly....? That was not a good thing to think about and he pulled himself out of the chair Standing in the bedroom, he quickly stripped out of the running clothes. As he headed toward the bathroom and the shower, he caught sight of himself in the mirror. Since that first morning, he had been avoiding mirrors, particularly the full length one. Deanna was urging him to get used to what his body looked like but he had resisted the idea in the hopes that it wouldn't be necessary. But it was unlike Q to be this patient and Picard was getting tired of being afraid. So he faced the mirror and really looked at his body. *My body, not the body of someone else, of Jeanne, but *my* body, right here, right now.* His chest was still flushed from the running or maybe it was just the sexual tension. He brought a hand up to his right breast and began to tease his nipple. He then let his hands explore both breasts and decided that he rather liked them. They weren't as big as Deanna's or as widely spaced as Beverly's, but they seemed right somehow; they suited his frame. He went back to toying with the nipples; rolling them in between thumbs and forefingers and looking on as they grew bigger and got darker. The feeling was amazing, and he could feel his knees growing weak. Slowly he let a hand slide down his stomach, marveling at the sensitivity of his skin. Then his hand was moving through the tangle of gray hair and he cautiously slid his fingers into the warm wet folds. It was all he could do not to lose his balance. Spreading his legs, he let his fingers explore the outer lips of his vagina, carefully brushing a finger across his clitoris and closing his eyes at the hot rush of sensation. Without really thinking, because it was something he always did when he was with a woman, he brought the fingers up to his mouth. Salt from the sweat and salt from the wetness his body was producing, along with a more delicate taste, a female taste...Abruptly his eyes opened and he was faced with the mirrored image of a woman standing there, her fingers in her mouth and a look of dreamy pleasure on her face. His rational mind was appalled, but the rest of him wanted more. Leaving the mirror, he moved toward the bed. Falling back on it, he spread his legs and began to explore this body of his. His hands began to move carefully, almost delicately through the patch of hair between his legs. He touched himself the way he would touch any new lover, paying attention to each feeling, trying to figure out what kinds of touches felt the best. Granted, the cues were internal as opposed to external, but that didn't matter at this point. Slowly he slid a finger inside himself and then another. He was wet, very wet and he marveled at the feel of the soft slickness of his vagina. He tried to tighten his inner muscles. "Oh..." The involuntary moan rather surprised him, but the feeling was so incredible. He brushed a finger of the other hand across the hard knot of his clitoris. This time, his muscles contracted without conscious effort as waves of hot pleasure began to wash over him. He was soon breathing heavily and his fingers began to move more and more on his clitoris. It took a few moments but soon he found a rhythm. As he moved closer and closer to the orgasm he could feel building inside, he could hear his own unsteady breathing and he wondered what he looked like, spread out across the bed like this. "Incredible, you look incredible," a silky voice said softly in his ear. The voice was followed by the tip of a tongue carefully exploring the ear. Picard's eyes shot open and he rolled away. "Q!" He had known, he had been right, why hadn't he listened to himself? "Ma Capitaine," Q said, smiling at him. "It's so good to see you again...ah...I almost said Jean-Luc, I must get used to this. It's Jeanne, isn't it?." Picard was astonished to feel himself trembling. Between the anger, the feeling of helplessness (a feeling not helped by the fact that Q was dressed in his usual Starfleet captain's uniform) and the remnants of a desire that was still making his heart pound, he could hardly control himself. And so, all he said was "Why? Why me?" Q looked at him in surprise. "Why not?" Picard sat up, instinctively bringing his knees up and wrapping his arms around them. He tried to gather his scattered composure. "Is there some lesson I'm supposed to be learning here? Or is it just fun to put your pet through his paces? For God's sake Q, what next, how much more will you humiliate me?" "You looked far from humiliated a few *bare* seconds ago, my dear," Q said. He reached out a hand and idly brushed a finger across the curve of one of Picard's thighs. Picard slapped the hand away, angry at his body for the shiver the caress brought on. Some of what he felt must have shown on his face, because Q laughed. "You are so coy, Ma Capitaine, but even you have to admit that what you were just doing felt good." "And if I admit it, will you leave?" Picard asked, his anger beginning to surface as the desire abated somewhat. "Of course it felt good; masturbation always feels good. It's one of those disgusting human habits you couldn't possibly understand," he added sarcastically. "Temper temper, Jeanne," Q replied. "Don't call me that!" Picard snapped. "Why not? Jean-Luc is a man's name and you're not a man anymore. Surely you don't have some sort of barbaric prejudice against women, do you? No of course not, Captain Picard is the very model of correctness." He paused and looked Picard over. "I must be spending too much time in this form, I'm finding you rather distracting." His voice was languidly amused, and Picard found himself battling down another wave of desire. "Well, I'm sure that wouldn't be a problem if you changed me back to myself," the captain said, his voice angry as he tried desperately to bring himself under control. "Don't be too sure of that, and anyway, there's nothing wrong with a little distraction." Again Q reached out, this time brushing a gentle finger across Picard's jaw. It felt like a brush with a live wire and Picard set his jaw and looked away, not stopping Q, but not giving him the satisfaction of a visible response. Q laughed, a low mocking laugh. "Oh of course, the stoic captain act. Is that really what you want to do? Challenge me?" "What I really want is to be back in my correct body and to have you gone." "No it isn't. Or at least that's not what *all* of you wants. Admit it, the reason you were laying there on the bed with you hands buried between your legs is that you were curious. If I turn you back into a man, you'll never know." "I'll live without knowing," Picard said, but he knew that his voice lacked conviction. Despite all his attempts at control, his body was still aroused; his nerves felt like they were on fire and he could almost feel the pressure of Q's gaze, like a caress against bare skin. "You're doing this to me, aren't you?" "Doing what, Ma Capitaine?" Q asked innocently, moving closer. "Actually, although you won't believe me, I'm not. Oh I will admit that I made sure that your lovely body," his eyes raked Picard's naked form again, "had a high hormone level, but beyond that, nothing. No this is *you*, Jeanne. Maybe it's just easier to admit in this form." He cocked his head and smiled. "Of course I've never tried this with you before, maybe it would have worked regardless of the body ...hmm?" He brought a finger up and began to run it along the outside of Picard's ear Picard tried to think about something...anything other than the sensations of the finger tracing his ear. He had known, back in the buried recesses of his conciseness, of his dangerous fascination with Q. He had tried for years to ignore the feeling that Q was pursuing him for other than sadistic reasons. Until now, Q had never been overt about what he wanted from Picard. Even now, Picard couldn't be sure what Q really *did* want. Did the entity actually want to have sex with him, or was this just another attempt on Q's part to get his "pet" to acknowledge Q's power over him? There *had* always been a subtle (and sometimes less than subtle) sexual undercurrent to their relationship, an undercurrent that Picard had tried to ignore as much as he possibly could. It wasn't always easy, even for someone as controlled as Picard. As much as Q irritated him, there was something about the him that utterly compelled Picard's attention. Now, as Q's finger moved to slide under the short fall of hair at the back of Picard's neck, the captain couldn't help feeling a sharp upsurge of desire. Q wasn't doing anything that overtly indicated his powers, but his fingers on Picard's skin were incredibly knowing. While he might not have been augmenting Picard's desire, he knew all the right places to touch. In spite of himself, Picard closed his eyes and let out a low moan as Q's fingers moved across the back of his neck and along his spine. He had to brace himself against the bed, because something seemed to have happened to his balance. Q's other hand slid around Picard's hip to the inside of the captain's thigh, his fingers tracing patterns against the sensitive skin. Without thinking, Picard let his legs fall open. Q moved slightly, pulling Picard against him, the hand between Picard's legs moving higher. His other hand moved to gently cup a breast, the thumb moving slowly across the firm nipple. Picard's mind was a mass of confusion and longing; he knew that he should try harder to fight this desire that was building up to dangerous levels. He'd ignored his feelings for Q for far too long however; and now that he acknowledged those feelings, he was overwhelmed. *Like dry timber, all it took was one spark...* he thought. Exerting a bit more pressure, Q rolled Picard's nipple between his thumb and forefinger, at the same time the other hand began to stroke the captain's sex. "Q, please..." Picard breathed, his voice husky. "You said something Jeanne?" Q's mouth was against Picard's ear now, his breath warm against Picard's face. The captain turned and looked into Q's eyes for a long moment, his control struggling against his long suppressed fascination and the confusing rush of his body's desire, and then he gave in. Closing his eyes, he leaned forward until their mouths touched. He wondered if this would be enough or if Q would demand that he further verbalize his need. Q's hands moved and he felt himself being taken into a strong embrace. He felt skin against his; Q's clothing had vanished. Then the mouth against his was opening and he let his own lips open. The kiss was slow, deep, and at some point Picard slid one of his hands up to run his fingers through Q's hair. When the kiss ended, Q began to nibble on Picard's neck. "Mmmm," he said, between nibbles. "I may have outdone myself this time, you're as fascinating a woman as you are a man." Picard let out a gasp as Q found a sensitive spot. "I...would have thought that sex with...ohhh...a human would be beneath you...ahhh..." He shivered in Q's arms and tried to return the kisses. "Well...that's not really very important right now," Q murmured into his ear. "Stop that..." he added as Picard began to run his hands down Q's chest. "My, I had no idea you'd be so eager, Ma Capitaine." He pushed Picard onto his back and began to run his hands over the captain's body. Picard closed his eyes and bit his lower lip as Q began to tease his nipples. Everything felt so different, so wonderful and he wondered if the difference lay in the body or the partner. He was finding it easier than usual to relinquish control, to remain passive as Q's hands continued to touch him in all the right places. Somehow he knew that it *wasn't* the body that was bringing on this need to surrender, it was the mind. That had always been part of his fear of Q he realized, that strong desire to submit to someone who knew just what he needed. Before much longer, he was not thinking at all, just feeling. Q's head was bent over, his mouth on one of Picard's nipples; one hand delicately touching his increasingly wet vagina. Picard let out a low moan of frustration as Q removed the hand. Q smiled down at him and then slid down the bed to end up between Picard's legs. He began to kiss his way along the high insides of Picard's thighs as his hands opened Picard up. Then...Picard threw his head back and cried out as Q's tongue brushed ever so lightly against his clitoris. Was this what they had felt, all those women he had done this to? Picard loved to go down on women; there was just *something* about it. Now he knew how it felt to be the woman. A small part of his mind tried to make comparisons, but most of his awareness was concentrated on the rush of sensations. He cried out again and felt his legs closing around Q's head. The entity responded by increasing the pressure of his tongue. The aching build up of tension continued, so different than what he was used to. Suddenly, it happened...an intense burst of feeling that washed over him. "Oh God...ohhhhh..." he cried out. But the feeling didn't stop, rather it ebbed and then began to build up again. Q snaked a hand up and captured one of Picard's nipples. At the pressure and the feel of that firm tongue against his clitoris again, the wave of feeling returned and once more he heard himself cry out. As it ebbed again, Q raised his head and smiled up at him, a smug look on his face. Picard looked down at him and didn't know what to say. "Speechless, at last," Q said moving up between Picard's legs. "I should take advantage of this." "I rather think you already have," Picard replied, with a ghost of his usual sarcasm. Q laughed, his hands once more busy between the captain's legs and Picard was amazed to feel the need build up again. The orgasms he'd already experienced *were* different than what he was used to, they seemed to be less concentrated on *one* spot and were more an all over feeling. They were also less intense, but wonderful none the less. He was glad that Q had seen fit to make sure his female body was multi- orgasmic. It was one of those things about women that he supposed all men were envious of, and now he knew how it felt. Q gently slid two of his fingers inside Picard and the captain wondered how much more teasing he could stand. The earlier orgasms had merely left him wanting more. It was oddly liberating; Q had done this to him, and had already seen him lose control. He suddenly realized that he didn't have to pretend or ignore anything anymore, and so he slid his hands down, along Q's thigh and then inward to stroke Q's erection. Q closed his eyes, and shivered slightly, moving his fingers gently inside Picard. Picard had no idea what his partner was feeling, if he had limited himself to human sensations or not. It didn't actually matter, he decided as he continued to run his fingers over Q's penis; Q was obviously feeling *something* and Picard began to inch his way down the bed. "No, don't," Q said. "Yes, I do feel what you would feel, but I'm calling the shots here, Ma Cherie. Or are you trying to distract me from the main event?" His fingers began move again, sliding in and out; his thumb toying with Picard's clitoris. *************************************************************** "If you could see yourself now baby it's not my fault you used to be so in control" "Bang and Blame" REM From mhv.net!news.sprintlink.net!noc.netcom.net!ix.netcom.com!netnews Wed Aug 2 19:46:47 1995 Path: mhv.net!news.sprintlink.net!noc.netcom.net!ix.netcom.com!netnews From: tgmrgm@ix.netcom.com (Ruth Gifford/Thomas Moore ) Newsgroups: alt.sex.fetish.startrek,alt.fan.q Subject: Story: MY FAIR JEANNE 5/7 (Picard/Q, m/m, m/f, f/f) Date: 2 Aug 1995 09:56:43 GMT Organization: Netcom Lines: 457 Distribution: world Message-ID: <3vni4r$quu@ixnews6.ix.netcom.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ix-sac6-06.ix.netcom.com Xref: mhv.net alt.sex.fetish.startrek:10523 alt.fan.q:3938 "Ohhh," Picard finally gasped out. "Q..." Q's hands were replaced with the head of his penis and Picard amazed himself by spreading his legs open further and tilting his hips eagerly. Q moved slowly, almost too slowly, but the feeling as Picard felt himself opening up in response to Q's movement was unbelievable. There was nothing to compare it with, while he had been penetrated as a man, it was totally different as a woman. When Q was all the way inside, he stopped and bent his head to kiss Picard. As their lips parted, Picard looked up at him. "I had no idea what this was like," he breathed, experimentally tightening his inner muscles and enjoying the pleased look on Q's face. "And you like it, don't you, Ma Capitaine?" Q said, with only a trace of his usual mocking drawl. "You want more of it?" he teased. Picard was silent, suddenly sensing that whatever happened in the next few seconds was terribly important. He lay there trembling with desire, a desire he could not blame on any coercion on Q's part. He knew somehow that if he told Q to leave now, Q would indeed leave. He hesitated a moment longer, but the decision was easier than he would have expected. On the other hand, actually coming out and saying it...that was different. "Weeell?" drawled Q, in a maddeningly casual tone, slowly moving so that he almost withdrew, then just as slowly entering Picard again. "Yes," Picard whispered, desperately hoping that would be enough. "Yes what?" "Yes," he tried again, forcing himself to meet Q's eyes. "I do want more..." he paused, "...more of you." Q raised an eyebrow. "And..." Picard suddenly realized what Q wanted to hear. In his state of intense frustration, his need to maitain his reserve was becoming less of a priority. *But this is *Q* dammit!* he thought. *How can I do this?* *Easy,* another part of him replied, *you just open your mouth.* "Q...I..." he paused, took a deep breath. "I NEED YOU!!" "Yes, Jean-Luc, you do," replied the entity calmly before he began to move again. There was no fumbling to find a rhythm or any of the clumsiness that often happened with new lovers. Instead, Q's movements were perfect, a steady rhythm and sooner than Picard expected, that feeling began to happen again. It rushed toward him like a great wave of fire and Picard put his feet flat on the bed and tried by his movements to increase the pace. The orgasm was different this time, but he couldn't really try to figure out how, he just rode that wave of pleasure, not caring that he was making a great deal of noise and that his hands were clinging with fierce strength to Q's arms. As soon as the feeling died down, Q slid a hand in between them and began to stroke Picard's clitoris again, thrusting harder. Picard didn't know how much more of this he could take. His heart was pounding and he could hardly breathe. But the wave was coming closer and it was bigger than all the others. "Oh God," he cried out, wrapping his legs around Q's legs and hanging onto Q for dear life. "I....I...can't...ohhh..." The final orgasm crashed over him and the world faded away. When he opened his eyes, Q was resting against him, looking at him with the strangest look on his face. Picard had no idea what to say, or to do or even what he should be feeling. All he could think of was what had happened and acknowledge to himself that there had been something (at least for him) beyond the mere physical. He pulled Q close and tried to prolong the moment. His own long buried feeling for Q, all the deeply hidden emotions that the entity aroused in him had finally come to the surface and he had to deal with them at last. He didn't know if Q was reading his mind or not, but it didn't matter, he was compelled to try to prove his feelings. "Q, please, turn me back into a man." Q looked totally surprised; evidently he wasn't reading Picard's mind. "What, you think that just because you opened your admittedly lovely legs for me, that I'll do whatever you want me to do?" He actually managed to sound hurt. "Not at all, you'll do what *you* want to do. You always do," Picard pulled Q's head down to his own and kissed him deeply. "I want you to know how I feel...that this wasn't only curiosity or...just the thrill of a different or new experience. I want...to make love to you as a man, because it's the only way I know of to make you understand." He was not surprised to hear his voice shake slightly, and he knew better than to blame the emotional response on the fact that his body was currently female. "I can't ever give you anything else." Q closed his eyes for a moment and then Picard felt a shiver run through his body and crawl across his skin. He knew without a doubt that he was back in his own form. At the same time, he felt Q shiver in his arms and looked up to see a gorgeous woman who looked remarkably like Q looking down at him. He reached up and took hold of her chin. "No," he said gently. "Don't you know me better than that? Please, just be the Q I've always known." He pulled her face toward his and as their lips touched he felt the shiver run through Q again. As the kiss ended, he knew he would see Q's familiar face again. He moved Q onto his back, and whispered, "thank-you," before he began to trace Q's ear with his tongue. He slowly moved down Q's neck, doing his best to pay attention to each small gasp and shiver of the body in his arms. He was distracted somewhat by his own body; he was aware of being seriously aroused, and yet it felt like the second erection of an evening of lovemaking felt, enjoyable but nowhere near as urgent as the first. He did his best to ignore his own desires and concentrate on Q. Slowly he made his way down Q's chest, teasing his nipples with tongue, teeth and fingers until Q moaned out loud. Then he made his way further down, until he was settled in between Q's legs. It had been very long time since Picard had made love to another man, but he didn't let that stop him. He slowly moved his hands over Q's erection before moving closer and running his tongue along the underside, evoking a gasp from Q. Then he took it into his mouth, carefully swirling his tongue around the head. He heard a loud groan and began to suck in earnest, moving his head up and down in a slow lazy rhythm. He knew what he liked and did those things to Q, enjoying the sound of his partner's responses. He could tell that Q was getting close to an orgasm and he increased his efforts, moving his head faster. "Ohh...Jean-Luc..." Q gasped in warning. Picard saw no reason to stop, and he stayed with Q as his partner shuddered through his climax. Once it was over, Picard moved up the bed to lie next to Q and the entity moved to lie on his side, head propped against one hand. "You experienced that as a human would, as I would, didn't you?" Picard asked. "Yes, I did," Q replied. "I must say, Jean-Luc, that I'm rather amazed at your...versatility. I know you to be a man of many talents, but once again you have surprised me." He paused for a long moment and then with the air of someone making up his mind, he continued. "That's the answer to the question you asked when I showed up this afternoon. That's why I always come back to you." "Because I surprise you?" Picard hadn't expected that. "I thought...well I don't know...I suppose that I thought that the Continuum had assigned us to you or something like that." "Well that's actually not far from the truth. At one time you *were* just a project, one more assignment that merely annoyed me. Now..." he let his voice trail off. Picard looked up at him, an eyebrow raised in question. Q smiled, reaching out to trace one of Picard's brows with a finger. "You know Jean-Luc, you are devastatingly attractive regardless of gender." Picard rolled his eyes. "You're avoiding the issue." "You noticed, Mon Capitaine, such powers of observation." The entity sighed as Picard glared at him. "I still don't entirely understand it myself. When I first met you, I was not particularly happy with the situation." He sighed again. "Jean-Luc, I'm going to have to explain a few things about the Continuum, so bear with me." Picard pulled another pillow into position behind his head and looked up at Q, his eyes alive with curiosity. He had always wondered what the Continuum was up to, and now he was finally going to find out. Before Q said anything more, he looked down at Picard and shook his head. "Devastating," he said again. He bent and brushed his lips across Picard's forehead, and then kissed the captain's eyelids. "The Continuum," Picard managed to say, although it took considerable effort. "Nag, nag, nag," Q mocked. He forestalled any further comment by kissing Picard hard on the mouth. In spite of his interest in what Q had to tell him, the captain returned the kiss eagerly. When their lips parted, Picard shook his head in quiet amazement. "I should have known," he murmured softly. At Q's curious look, he continued. "I've spent the last five years or so carefully not thinking about this, you and I together like this. I should have known that when it finally happened it would overwhelm me." "There you go again," Q said, an odd look on his face. "Surprising me," he explained. "You do that all the time and you probably have *no* idea how much it means to me." He leaned back to lie on his side again, head once more propped on his hand. "You see, Jean-Luc, I don't really fit in all that well with the rest of my kind. I find them boring; then again there's only one thing in all the Universe I *don't* find boring. I'm sort of a throwback, a missing link so to speak, from the earlier days of the Continuum. I have too much energy and nothing to do with it. I seem to want to..well strive in a time when there's nothing to strive for." He sighed. "I make *them* uncomfortable because I question things, I get into trouble, and I don't take the things that are important to them seriously." "What things are important to the Continuum?" Picard asked. "Helping lesser species develop," Q replied in a sanctimonious tone. "We interfere on a level that would make the framers of the Prime Directive shudder, but it's always carefully planned and exhaustively thought out." He rolled his eyes in disgust. "Meetings, Jean-Luc, endless committee meetings, that's what the Continuum is like. Can you possibly imagine me sitting through even one committee meeting?" Picard laughed. "No," he replied. He looked at Q and wondered why he had never before noticed how good looking Q's human form was. *Byron,* Picard thought, *he looks like Byron. Acts a fair amount like him too. Except that I would have been far too old for Byron.* "So," he said aloud. "They assigned you to us, our species I mean?" "Oh yes," Q replied. "I'm not particularly influential within the Continuum and although I'm strong enough for my purposes, I can't stand up to the combined might of all of them. I was already in trouble when the decision was made, and I had very little choice. And so I met you at Farpoint and put you on trial. It may help you to learn that you far exceeded my expectations. Not that they were all that high of course," he added with a flash of his usual teasing. Picard simply smiled at him; he had grown somewhat used to having Q talk down to him. "And then of course I failed again with Riker. Talk about a blow to my ego, having you sit there, so smug and self satisfied. I wanted you to acknowledge my power." "And so the Borg," Picard said quietly, turning his head to stare up at the ceiling. "Eventually over 11,000 people died because of my arrogance in that encounter." "No! Don't think like that, Jean-Luc. It could just as easily be said that those people died because of my need to prove you wrong. There was no way you could have avoided that situation." "I could have...I *should* have accepted your offer to join the crew." "In the end I would have provoked you into throwing me off the ship and the results would have been the same." So when you sent us off to meet the Borg, you wanted me to face something that I couldn't handle?" "And you ended up surprising me yet again. Not only did you ask for help, you did it in a way that made it impossible for me to refuse you." Picard looked puzzled and Q continued. "You said you needed me and you meant it. I could tell that it was incredibly hard for you to admit defeat, particularly in front of your officers, but you did it with such grace that you absolutely captivated me. I think that's when I first realized that I found you interesting." Picard was silent for a while, thinking. It was hard not to blame himself, even with Q insisting that there was no way he could have succeeded. Actually the more he thought about it, the more he realized that there was *never* any way he could succeed at Q's tests. "Why this," he finally asked. "Why turn me into a woman?" "To tell the truth it was a whim." "A whim?!" "Well...I thought it had been long enough since I'd last checked up on you and so I dropped in." Picard couldn't help but wonder how often Q "checked up" on him. "You were dreaming about some unknown woman giving you a blowjob..." "You know Q, I hate that word. It's so..." "...degrading. Oddly enough that was *my* thought at the time. This woman wasn't anyone you know and who she was didn't matter to your subconscious at all. As far as you were concerned the only thing that mattered was that she was bringing you off." "Well, for God's sake Q, it was just a dream." "So? All right, it was a way to get your attention and I'll admit to having hopes that it might lead to this," he paused shaking his head and then continued brightly. "But it *was* also a whim. I usually tend to act on them you know. Now of course I wish I'd acted on the whim I had years ago when I had you alone in that shuttle." Picard suddenly remembered sitting in the dark shuttlecraft with Q leaning over him, his lips practically touching Picard's ear. "That must have been when it started for me, in the shuttlecraft..." he said more to himself than to Q. "What?" Picard blinked and looked at Q. The entity was looking down at him with a genuinely curious expression on his face. "After that incident, I started having dreams about you. They didn't happen very often and I never remembered them very well, but they have been enough to trouble me." "Dreams? About *moi*? What are they like?" Q sounded delighted; Picard knew that he'd touched the considerable vanity of his...lover (how else *could* he describe the relationship now?). "They started out as nightmares; the _Enterprise_ was in danger and all the begging on my part couldn't convince you to save her. But then... well...they slowly became more personal." He found that he could remember those dreams better now, perhaps because they had finally come true. "I dreamed of...us together...of making love to you." He closed his eyes, fully expecting Q to make some mocking remark. //You're serious,// Q's voice echoed inside Picard's head and his eyes snapped open to see Q looking down at him with an expression of shocked wonder. For a brief moment, as if he'd suddenly been granted the powers of an empath, Picard knew that this *was* how Q felt; the captain could *feel* Q's pleasure, and his surprise at Picard's admission. //Why did you tell me that?// the entity's mental voice queried. //How can you let yourself be so vulnerable?// Picard sighed, shaking his head. "It's," he began. //No,// Q said, placing a finger on Picard's lips. //Just think the words.// Picard couldn't resist, he ran his tongue along the finger. "You're shameless," Q chided aloud. "I'm still waiting for an answer." //Well,// Picard tried to think at Q. Q nodded encouragingly. *What I was going to say is that I *don't* let myself be vulnerable. When I have to be or want to be, it's far from easy for me.// //And yet, when I was making love to you, you said you needed me. Was it just because of the teasing?// //No, not at all,// Picard tried to make his mental "voice" gentle. He realized that for some reason, Q was taking him seriously and that his answers meant a great deal to the entity. //Q, it's important that you understand.// He reached up and stroked Q's cheek with a finger. //Don't you see, that was why *I* made love to *you*. 'Jeanne' may have been curious, but Jean-Luc wanted to return the favor.// He paused for a moment, sighing. //I still don't quite know what any of this means to me, what you mean to me...// //And not knowing,// Q interrupted, //you have left yourself wide open. I could take advantage of this situation in any number of ways...// It was Picard's turn to interrupt. //But you won't.// //How do you know that?// //It's called trust Q. Trust and faith. You could have gone rummaging in my mind at any time to find out how I felt about you, but you didn't. You have always had the power to force me to do anything you wanted me to, but you haven't. And in the last five years or so, you have helped me. Granted,// Picard's face had a wry smile on it, //your *help* has consisted of some rather brutal lessons, but don't *ever* think that I'm not grateful. But because of that help, I'm also not afraid of you.// Q suddenly bent and kissed Picard hard and the captain felt the kiss throughout his whole body. Every nerve seemed to be edged with fire and he trembled at the almost overwhelming sensation. //What are you...// //Shhh...it's time to just *feel*, Jean-Luc.// And feel was what Picard did. The feeling of fire faded away except at his extremities, his fingers and toes seemed almost to tingle, as if they were being licked by tongues of flame. It didn't hurt, instead it was powerfully erotic. Q was still kissing him, a deep hard kiss that Picard returned eagerly. The fiery sensation was slowly spiraling inward, through his arms and up his legs. It seemed to find each erogenous point, coiling around the nerve endings at the insides of his elbows and the backs of his knees. Picard moaned into Q's mouth and Q responded by biting at Picard's lower lip. The feeling was overwhelming and it seemed to be exquisitely controlled; Picard knew that if it were just a little more intense it would become unbearable. The fire had reached his shoulders and thighs now, as a tendril of it curled around his the back of his neck, he flung his head back, pulling his mouth away from Q's. The flame was coiling around his chest and stomach, when it reached his nipples, it became an ice cold flame and Picard gasped and shuddered, his fists clenching on the sheet on either side of him. And then... "Unnghh..." he groaned loudly as the flame tongue flicked at his erection, setting all the nerve endings alight. The feeling intensified and a vague part of Picard knew that he was thrashing on the bed in response to the incredible sensations washing over him. He also knew that Q could see him reacting like this. Oddly enough, that thought was almost as erotic as the physical feelings he was experiencing and it was enough to push him over the edge. He cried out, a loud wordless cry, as he shuddered from the intensity of the massive orgasm that washed over him. It felt like it went on for hours and when he finally began to be aware of his surroundings again, he found that his head was in Q's lap. As he stared up at the entity in mute amazement and gratitude he was surprised at the expression on Q's face. It was gentle and almost...tender? Whatever it was, it looked rather out of place. He had seen Q look vulnerable once before but he hadn't been able to accept it at the time. "I'm sorry," Picard said, when his breathing had slowed. Q raised an eyebrow in question, his face settling into it's usual slightly mocking cynical lines. "For doubting you and pushing you away when you were "merely" human." "Honestly Jean-Luc, I wish you weren't so damned private. Sometimes I just can't follow your train of thought, and the urge to go rummaging in your brain..." "Such as it is..." Picard interrupted in a fairly good imitation of Q's mocking manner. "I can't believe it!" Q exclaimed. "The man has a sense of humor." "I apologized," Picard said, knowing that Q was more than capable of following his train of speech, "because I should have known how difficult it was for you to be so..." "...pathetic." Q supplied. "...vulnerable," Picard continued as if Q had never spoken. "I should have been able to see past my own anger at you and my frustration with the situation." "If you had been gentle with me, I would have either taken a phaser to you, or broken down and cried." Q shuddered. "Neither scenario appeals in the least. What you *should* have done, Mon Capitaine, is gone for a little revenge. It was a remarkable opportunity and you completely failed to take full advantage of it." "As you would have," Picard snapped in a sudden burst of irritation. He would have said more, but he was aware of a shiver crawling across his skin. "Q! Will you please..." he began, looking down to see a rather familiar pair of breasts on his chest. He never finished the sentence however. All of a sudden, he was buffeted by a horrifyingly intense craving, an insistent desire that made the earlier hormonal imbalance seem trivial. "Oh....please..." he heard his female voice moan. He clenched his jaw and spoke through his teeth. "Stop it Q!" To his surprise, the feeling did stop, replaced with exactly what his body had craved. He was being...fucked (lovemaking was far too gentle a term). His head was no longer in Q's lap, and his body was being held immobile, pinned to the mattress by wrists and ankles. As quickly as it had started, the feeling stopped. He was still in female form and still immobilized but the rest of the sensations were gone. "*I* take every advantage that I can get. Tell me what you want, Jeanne," Q's voice whispered in his ear. "Admit it." Picard remained silent and he felt that shiver again. He was in his own body once more, but he was still wracked by that aching need. Considering the activity of the past several hours, he was somewhat surprised at the strength of his erection, but he realized that where Q was involved, there was no such thing as normal. All of this was in the back of his mind, however. In the forefront was nothing but the need, an urgent painful ache that he tried desperately to avoid. In spite of everything that had already happened, he had no intention of breaking down and begging. His determination must have been reflected in his facial expression, because Q smiled a mocking smile. "When will you learn Jean-Luc? You can't avoid this, you can't outlast *me*." Picard set his teeth and glared up at his tormentor. Q smiled and there was a blur as he shifted to the female form he had used earlier. She bent over Picard, letting her long dark hair brush his chest. His skin had suddenly become so sensitive that he felt each strand separately, a sensation that skirted the faint line that separates pain from pleasure. In spite of himself, he gasped and she looked down at him, an eyebrow quirked. "You will tell me what you want," she said and her voice was beautiful, easily the most sensual female voice Picard had ever heard. She bent her head again and he felt her lips brush one of his nipples ever so lightly. In his hypersensitive state, the faint brush of her lips forced another gasp out of him. Suddenly her fingertips closed on the other nipple and he cried out in pain. The strange thing was that the pain seemed to be connected to his erection and as much as it hurt, it also increased the need he felt. **************************************************************** "And it covers me like a blanket of motion smothers me like a wave in the ocean seems to me I like it by myself but I hate to be alone" "Seven" Charmed Circle From mhv.net!news.sprintlink.net!noc.netcom.net!ix.netcom.com!netnews Wed Aug 2 19:46:50 1995 Path: mhv.net!news.sprintlink.net!noc.netcom.net!ix.netcom.com!netnews From: tgmrgm@ix.netcom.com (Ruth Gifford/Thomas Moore ) Newsgroups: alt.sex.fetish.startrek,alt.fan.q Subject: Story: MY FAIR JEANNE 6/7 (Picard/Q, m/m, f/m, f/f) Date: 2 Aug 1995 10:06:03 GMT Organization: Netcom Lines: 428 Distribution: world Message-ID: <3vnimb$r3p@ixnews6.ix.netcom.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ix-sac6-06.ix.netcom.com Xref: mhv.net alt.sex.fetish.startrek:10528 alt.fan.q:3940 "Ah, I thought so," Q murmured, her silky voice amused. "How lucky for moi." Picard felt the shiver take him again and was not surprised to find himself in female form. It made no difference, he still felt that desire building. He wanted to be taken beyond all control, he realized. He had no idea if that want was his own or something Q had planted in his mind. It didn't matter, the need was present and he knew that sooner or later Q would win. *Later* he thought, *it has to be later.* Q, who had remained in female form, was slowly running a finger along the outside of Picard's thigh. This time the touch felt like sandpaper, but when the finger moved to the inside of his thigh it felt like velvet. This teasing, a matter of fingers, textures and her hair, seemed to go on forever and Picard felt himself sliding ever closer to abject surrender. He was twisting as much as his restraints would allow, but he had no idea if he was trying to avoid or encourage Q's touch. Then other hands began to work on him, invisible hands that rolled his nipples hard, fingertips that brushed lightly across his scalp, and fingernails that scraped his buttocks and neck. In his unnaturally sensitive state, everything that was happening occurred on that edge, it was *almost* too much, but he was surprised that he didn't want her to stop. She was kneeling now, almost straddling one of his legs. Then she leaned forward and her lower thigh pressed against his aroused sex. Unable to stop himself, he let a out an urgent moan and tried to bring more of himself into contact with her. She laughed and easily moved out of the way. She pointed to her thigh and he couldn't help but notice that there was a shiny patch of wetness from where she'd been in contact with him. "You want it, don't you? This would seem to be unmistakable evidence." She reached out and began to tug at the hair between his legs. He could feel his inner muscles contracting and he let out a pleading moan. "You're going to have to give in Jeanne. It's not as if you have any choice, you know." She chuckled, a sound that managed to be simultaneously menacing and caressing. Picard tried to hold on, while he knew that Q had seen him utterly lose control earlier, this time it was a test of wills. He had never backed down from Q's challenges in the past and he had no intention of doing so now. Her hand pressed against his sex and she slid one finger slowly inside him. He tried to move against her hand, but he was now being held totally imm