From jacquez45@yahoo.com Sat Aug 08 22:12:19 1998 Path: news5.ispnews.com!hub1.ispnews.com!news11.ispnews.com!news1.ispnews.com!howland.erols.net!newsfeed.internetmci.com!207.217.77.43!newsfeed1.earthlink.net!nntp.earthlink.net!alexas From: laura jacquez valentine Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated Subject: NEW: Anniversaries (Anniversary challenge stories, K/S, P/Q) Date: Sat, 08 Aug 1998 22:12:19 -0700 Organization: EarthLink Network, Inc. Lines: 115 Approved: ascem@earthlink.net Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: pool018-max2.ds9-ca-us.dialup.earthlink.net Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Newsreader: Yet Another NewsWatcher 2.4.0 Xref: news5.ispnews.com alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated:10023 Subject: NEW: Anniversaries (Anniversary challenge stories, K/S, P/Q) Date: Fri, 7 Aug 1998 08:36:15 -0700 (PDT) From: laura jacquez valentine To: ascem@earthlink.net Title: Anniversaries Author: Laura Jacquez Valentine Series: TOS, TNG, TSU Codes: K/S, P/Q Rating: PG Summary: Happy anniversary, ASCEM! Disclaimer: Paramount/Viacom owns Star Trek and affiliated characters. I make no profit, and own this story, which is a birthday present for ASCEM. ---- Anniversary I. Jim Kirk nudged Spock with his foot for the third time. Spock ignored him for the third time. "We should go, Spock. It's special." "Jim, I have work to do. You know how busy Sciences has been for the past month. We are falling behind." "They'll never forgive you." "They understand how important this is." "I'll never forgive you." Spock turned in his chair, eyebrow raised. "I do not believe you." "I swear I won't forgive you. After all they've done for us! It's been a year, Spock. Surely we can acknowledge that!" He watched the Vulcan carefully, waiting for the flicker of vulnerability-- "Are you *sure* you don't want to see Greywolf again? He's tasty in a sandwich, don't you think?" Spock sighed heavily. "Very well. We'll go. First, however--" and he struck like a snake, grabbed Jim and knocked him flat. "First, you must be punished." "Being tangled up with you is punishment?" Spock kissed him quickly. "No. But this is." And he began to tickle Jim mercilessly. ---- Anniversaries II. Q flashed into the TSU Ballroom with a huge cake held over his head. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" he called out to the assembled partiers, and tossed the cake lightly onto a table which held nothing more important than Ruth's collection of whips. Fortunately, Ruth herself was across the room acquiring nookie, and didn't notice. "Spectacular double entendre, naming this the Ballroom," he said. "The artwork is exquisite, for such pitiful human minds." "I thought you'd gotten beyond that, Q," said a voice behind him. "Mon capitaine! You are here! How wonderful." "Yes." Picard took Q's arm and firmly steered him into a corner. "This is a party, Q. Try not to be too destructive." "But don't you like the artwork?" Picard looked up at the beautifully painted ceiling, full of nudes in various states of nookie. "Yes, but--" "Would you like to *be* the artwork?" "Q--" but he got no further, for he found himself standing naked on the table next to the cake. Q slipped an arm around his waist from behind. "Bend over, Jean-Luc. Let's make art." ---- The End! --laura == laura jacquez valentine -+- http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/~jacquez "I had no idea you were such a cad. I'm impressed." "Yes, Julian is gay. This seems to bother some people; they need to grow up." _________________________________________________________ DO YOU YAHOO!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com _____________________________________________________________________ Posting to ASCEM is easy--just send your messages to To subscribe or unsubscribe to the mirror list **and for ALL other list-related inquiries** contact Anne, ListGoddess