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From: cameronb@juno.com (Cameron Burnell)
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Subject: My P/Q Twelve Days of Christmas List
Date: 21 Dec 1997 19:09:04 -0800
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This is dedicated to Ruth, goddess of P/Q and honorary keeper of the
Treksmut toys.  I grovel at your feet even as I work to bring my own
Q/you know who to a rousing climax.  For now this will have to do.  If
Paramount gets pissy, they can pucker up and kissy. :)  This is just in
good fun and free to boot.

My P/Q Twelve Days of Christmas List
by Cam Burnell
     *************
On the 1st day of Christmas my true Q gave to me
A razor for silky smooth legs

On the 2nd day of Christmas my true Q gave to me
Two patrician wigs
and a razor for silky smooth legs

On the 3rd day of Christmas my true Q gave to me
Three paddles
Two patrician wigs
and a razor for silky smooth legs

On the 4th day of Christmas my true Q gave to me
Four cock rings
Three paddles
Two patrician wigs
and a razor for silky smooth legs

On the 5th day of Christmas my true Q gave to me
FIVE TUBES OF LUBE!
Four cock rings
Three paddles
Two patrician wigs
and a razor for silky smooth legs

On the 6th day of Christmas my true Q gave to me
Six dicks for licking
FIVE TUBES OF LUBE!
Four cock rings
Three paddles
Two patrician wigs
and a razor for silky smooth legs

On the 7th day of Christmas my true Q gave to me
Seven Crusher's begging
Six dicks for licking
FIVE TUBES OF LUBE!
Four cock rings
Three paddles
Two patrician wigs
and a razor for silky smooth legs

On the 8th day of Christmas my true Q gave to me
Eight Troi's a fucking
Seven Crusher's begging
Six dicks for licking
FIVE TUBES OF LUBE!
Four cock rings
Three paddles
Two patrician wigs
and a razor for silky smooth legs

On the 9th day of Christmas my true Q gave to me
Nine Riker's sucking
Eight Troi's a fucking
Seven Crusher's begging
Six dicks for licking
FIVE TUBES OF LUBE!
Four cock rings
Three paddles
Two patrician wigs
and a razor for silky smooth legs

On the 10th day of Christmas my true Q gave to me
Ten hours cumming }:)
Nine Riker's sucking
Eight Troi's a fucking
Seven Crusher's begging
Six dicks for licking
FIVE TUBES OF LUBE!
Four cock rings
Three paddles
Two patrician wigs
and a razor for silky smooth legs

On the 11th day of Christmas my true Q gave me
Eleven Data's prancing
Ten hours cumming }:)
Nine Riker's sucking
Eight Troi's a fucking
Seven Crusher's begging
Six dicks for licking
FIVE TUBES OF LUBE!
Four cock rings
Three paddles
Two patrician wigs
and a razor for silky smooth legs

On the 12th day of Christmas my true Q gave to me
Twelve times succumbing
Eleven Data's prancing
Ten hours cumming
Nine Riker's sucking
Eight Troi's a fucking
Seven Crusher's begging
Six dicks for licking
FIVE TUBES OF LUBE!
Four cock rings
Three paddles
Two patrician wigs
and a raz-or for sil-ky smooth legs!!!


What the fuck happened to Geordi?  Q took pity and had Ro tie him up and
give him a hot
yoghurt enema... but that's a whole nother story }:)