At 12:20 AM 11/26/98 +0200, Samy Merchi wrote:
>Heh. Photomanipulations. Everyone does it. ;)
>
>I wonder what Erika thinks of erotica fan art about her on the
>internet. ;)

"Milan?"

"Yes, Polaris."

"I have... a problem."

"I'd be happy to help; what is the problem?"

"I have encountered certain... files. Pictorial representations. I want you
to find every single copy of them that is available on the Internet, and
delete them. Then I wish to know who was responsible for supplying them in
the first place."

"I'll need to see the pictures."

(a moment later)

"...oh. That, uh, I can see why you wouldn't want that getting around."

"Yes."

"Is that, uh, was that a real photo?"

"No!"

"Just asking..."

"I do *not* engage in such activities, and if I *did* I would not be fool
enough to *photograph* them, and if I *were* such a fool the pictures would
never leave my control.  And it's irrelevant because I do not do such things."

"Okay, okay. It's not my place to judge your sex life..."

"That isn't my sex life!  That's someone's demented fantasy!"

"Right, I understand. Nice boots, though."

"THEY ARE NOT NICE BOOTS!"

"Yeah, the heels could be a little spikier, and it doesn't sit quite right
on your leg..."

"THAT'S BECAUSE I NEVER *WORE* BOOTS LIKE THAT, YOU FOOL! THEY AREN'T REAL!"

"You don't need to get upset, Polaris. I'm not one of these idiots who
would crucify a superior leader just for a few sexual peccadillos."

"THIS IS A *FAKED* *PHOTOGRAPH*, MILAN!  Do you understand me? It did not
happen, it *will* not happen, I have never even *fantasized* about it
happening, AND I WANT IT DESTROYED!  I want the names of the people who
created this disgusting travesty, I want the people who stored it on their
servers, I want the people who have it on their *personal computers*, AND I
WILL MAKE THEM ALL PAY!  *Do you understand?"

"Perfectly, but, Polaris..."

"WHAT?! If you intimate again that these pictures are somehow factual--"

"No, no, I got your point, it's just... how am I supposed to track this
data down when you just erased the entire hard drive?"

 
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