"I will defend you in a court of law, for free. I will argue your case in
the court of public opinion, for free. I will deal with as many of your 
legal problems as I possibly can, for free, because your cause is a 
righteous one, and I believe in it. But if you want me to go fight some 
godforsaken killer island, then that will cost you three hundred dollars 
an hour. Plus expenses. Now get the hell out of my office."