Super Wesley Dates Amanda The Q

by Alara Rogers

(This originally came from a silly thread on the respective
powers of Wesley, the Traveler and Q...)
  
     Super Wes has just finished up his class on multi-
  planar geometrics, so the Traveler gives him the weekend
  off. "What to do?" Wes wonders. He could go to the
  Enterprise, but he doesn't wanna deal with Bev telling him
  to wear his galoshes. So he decides to hang out around the Q
  Continuum.
     Unknown to him, Super Amanda (the girl from True Q, for
  those who don't remember) has just finished up *her* class
  on Elemental Transmogrification and Costuming for Fun and
  Annoyance, and she's got the weekend off too. The two of
  them see each other, and well, when you've got two super
  evolved human teenagers who used to want to go into
  Starfleet until a superbeing showed them their true
  potential, nature's gonna take its course. After all, it's
  been at least four years since Wesley last had an energy
  being girlfriend, and all the other Q are too old for Mandy 
  baby. So they decide to go out for some sodas and watch the 
  supernova in the Ketauras cluster.
     One thing leads to another, and soon they're dating
  pretty hot and heavy. Their families and friends have mixed 
  reactions about this:
  
  Picard: Wesley, I certainly respect your decision, but
  please consider. Do you realize that if I marry your mother,
  and you marry Amanda, I'll end up being *related* to *Q?*
  
  Beverly: I'm very happy for you, Wesley. Amanda's a lovely
  girl and I think you'll be very good for each other. By the 
  way, I have this patient dying of a completely unknown
  disease that I can't cure, and I was wondering if your
  girlfriend could...
  
  Guinan: All I can advise you is to go with what your heart
  tells you, Wesley. But I have to warn you that in all my
  experience, I never heard of anything good coming from
  dating a Q. They're arrogant, they're immature, they steal
  all the sheets and they leave the cap off the toothpaste.
  I'd be careful if I were you.
  
  Q: I don't be-*lieve* this. Bad enough you're dating a
  *human*-- I could handle that; some humans aren't completely
  useless. I mean, I could understand your thing for Riker--
  hey, I admit I had a thing for him myself before he grew
  that bush on his face. (And you don't tell him that, by the 
  way. It would only make him insecure.) But you're dating
  *"Weasley" Wesley Crusher?* Puh-*lease!* (sigh) I suppose
  it's only to be expected. Your natural father was a complete
  loser, so I suppose you're attracted to complete losers. It 
  runs in the blood. Your mother would have done better with
  *me*, but no. "I'm going to run off with Q and pretend to be
  human, and we're going to get *married*!" Bleah. Pardon me
  while I retch.
  
  Can this relationship last?  Will Super Wes marry Super
  Mandy? Or will she dematerialize the cap on the toothpaste
  and forget to rematerialize it once too often? What happens 
  if Wes turns out to be allergic to dogs? Will Wes be able to 
  stand his in-laws? Will Mandy be able to put up with Wes's 
  whining, or will she decide "the hell with it" and put the 
  moves on a *real* man, like Captain Picard? And if she 
  does, will Q get jealous?
  
  Tune in next week, for more of "The Adventures of Super
  Wes!"