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Subject: NEW:  When Q Met Jean-Luc (TNG Parody) 1/1
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Hi there.  I posted that thing about P/Q Writer Rationalizations and a friend
of mine, Ariel, wrote this but can't post it.  So I'm doing it for her.  She
reads the newsgroup regularly, so just post any feedback here, or send it to me
and I'll pass it on.

When Q met Jean-Luc
by Ariel
************

Humans and omnipotent entities cannot be friends. The powers always get in
the way.

[JL and Q are sitting on a sofa next to each other and looking at the camera.]
JL-When we first me we couldn't stand each other.
Q- Actually, I found him quite intriguing from the start.
JL-I did too, but it took me ages to admit it. Then we met again, and again,
and again.. For how many years? Seven? [looks at Q]
Q-Seven, yes, we bumped into each other about once a year.
JL-And once he stole my girlfriend. 
Q-Actually, I was only getting her away from him. I couldn't stand anybody
being close to him, including his colleagues.
JL-He still hates all my colleagues!
Q-Then we were supposed to meet for one last time, and as I was leaving, I
felt I couldn't possibly stay away from him.
JL-Neither did I! I felt terrible...
Q-So I went up to the writers and said: 'In seven years you haven't managed
to get us together even as friends! I have had enough of this!'.
Unfortunately I had signed a contract, so I couldn't get away, and I knew
they were going to get me together with this other *female* captain...
JL-Kathryn was her name. And she has lots of hair... [moves his hand around
his head to suggest a great mane of hair]
Q-Most of it is hair extension anyway.. Well, I said, I will make a copy of
myself and you can use it as you wish, but I'm out of here!
JL-Yes, he did. And then he came to me.
Q-Well, first I went to Varoneeka and granted her sole use of my real
character. In no time she wrote the sort of encounters we had been waiting
for for ages!
JL-Yes, she did a wonderful job.
Q-And she's still doing it! So, at last we are together. [sighs happily]
JL-Yes, how long did it take us? Nearly a decade? [turns to Q]
Q-That's right. And some people still are against our union. But we don't care.
JL-No, we don't. We're just happy to be together at last. 
Q-Apparently they turned my copy into a straight heterosexual male, complete
with wife and kid!
JL-After the way you've been looking at me for seven years, who would
believe that? [looks at Q and shakes his head incredulously]
Q-Well, I don't care. They can do what they want with the copy.... 

The Emd



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