From theacer@hotmail.com Sun Nov 22 12:59:10 1998 Path: news12.ispnews.com!hub1.ispnews.com!howland.erols.net!newshub.northeast.verio.net!gulfsouth.verio.net!not-for-mail From: "Jv" Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative Subject: [Humor] Joel On: Lost In Space (With Star Trek Guest Stars...) Date: Sun, 22 Nov 1998 15:59:10 -0500 Organization: Verio Gulfsouth Lines: 126 Message-ID: <739u1i$msu$1@nntp.gulfsouth.verio.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: clw-26.packet.net X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 4.72.3110.5 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V4.72.3110.3 Xref: hub1.ispnews.com alt.startrek.creative:31620 [Spoiler Space....] Professor Robinson: The Jupiter 3 will have a guided hyperspace drive and a plot device! Major West: Let's blow up something quick, I need to get back in time to hit on Judy again! Robot: Must destroy Robinsons, must destroy writer of movie, must think with heart in time to save the day! Movie Will Robinson: I'm smarter then Wesley Crusher! I built a time machine! Picard: Maybe you can send Welsey back in time so he doesn't exist! Beverly Crusher: JEAN-LUC! Picard: Sorry, Beverly! ~Mental note...don't pick on brain trust in front of mom so I can get some action tonight~ Old Movie Will Robinson: The time machine is ready to send dad back! The REAL Will Robinson (Billy Mumy as Lennier): I must kill twerpy Movie Will Robinsion...must kill Wesley Crusher...must obsess over Delenn. Spock: Obsession is not logical...killing Wesley Crusher is. Wesley Crusher: Hey...you are supposed to be on my side! Spock: _I_ don't save the ship _every_ episode. Old Harry Kym From "Timeless" Alternate Future: Shut up, Wesley. Got to send a message to my younger self... Younger Harry Kym From "Normal" Timeline: (Listening to from Future Harry Kym) Hmmmmm...get Seven drunk...that's one thing I never even thought about! Penny Robinson: I whine through the whole movie! Q: You are worse then that shrill Beverly Crusher! Beverly Crusher: WHAT?!!?! Q: At least I don't have hormones! Captain Janeway: You tried to get me into bed once... Q: Did I?!?! It all depends on what the definition of getting into bed is and I don't recall that time... Chaoktay: Stay away from my lady, Q! Elvis: Someone got a Twinkie? Major West: I've got one for Judy Robinsion...if you get my drift... Elvis: Maybe pretty Jennifer Aniston could touch my pelvis...Pretty Jenny Don't Be Cruel...you got me All Shook Up... Professor Robinson: WE'RE SHIFTING BACK AND FORTH THROUGH TIME!!! Picard: (Yawning) Been there, done that, got the t-shirt and the cap. Sanity Police: We're shutting this routine down before it reaches critical mass. Elvis: Thank you, thank you very much. Sgt. Friday: Book em, Dan-O...just the facts! Rosco: It's cuff em and stuff em time! Announcer: And now ladies and gentleman...KENNY ROGERS! Kenny Rogers: (Singing) You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em, know when to walk away and when to run, you never count your money, when you're sitting at the table...there will be plently time for counting...when the dealings are done! (Fade.) Joel Verlin This is the page to visit! I want to make it PERFECTLY CLEAR! JOEL MAURICE VERLIN in 2000' http://members.tripod.com/~jmv/Joelin2000/Joel_For_President.htm <<<<< Repulse Simulations >>>>> CAPT Talson Geddy CO, Uss Tenacity JOIN THE CREW Plus...A Barnes And Noble Affiliate, ICQ Communications and Do NOT forget to SIGN the Guestbook! http://welcome.to/ThePbemStarshipUssTenacity <<<<< Liberty Fleet >>>>> COMMODORE Joel Verlin, CO, Outpost Liberty <<<<< Star Fleet Federation >>>>> VADM Joel Verlin CO, Defiant A Deputy CnC, Starfleet