From jjarrows@aol.com Mon Mar 24 14:12:15 1997
From: jjarrows@aol.com (JJ ARROWs)
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Subject: NEW: All Good Cooks... (PARO, TNG, Picard, Q)
Date: 24 Mar 1997 21:12:15 GMT
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This was just silly. I wrote it last year, I don't know when. I don't know
what came over me. :)

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PICARD: We've journeyed to countless new groceries, contracted new
recipes, we've even made the blasted tuna noodle casserole.
Q: In your own poultry, white meat sort of way. You have no idea how far
you still have to wok. But instead of using the last seven minutes to
change, and to *grow*... you have squandered them.
PICARD: We eat what we eat, and we're cooking the best we can. It is not
for you to time the settings by which our egg timers should be measured.
Q: Oh but it is, and we have. The egg timer may be ticking, Betty, but the
microwave's burnt out. It's time to put an end to your little no-bake
Jello pudding ventures, make room for other, more *worthy* advertisments.
PICARD: You're going to... deny us... brown sugar??
Q: You obtuse piece of trans-fat! You are to be denied *ingredients*!! 

<g>

-JJ

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