Well, reading Dia's fic stuck some pretty funny ideas in my head. Especially that "The dying Scotswoman is spanking you again" line. *giggle* So I was chatting in IRC with a couple people, and here's the results. This is just a little something I hope you'll enjoy and get a laugh out of. Thanks go to Alan, Redhawk, and Indigo for their help in brainstorming. Thanks also go to Diamonde for inspiring this. All characters mentioned herein belong to Marvel...but it's such FUN to screw around with them like this! Cheers! Twiller *************** > Log Quake2log.txt Logging begun at , log stored in Quake2log.txt > timestamps off Timestamps have been turned off. They can be turned back on with the command "timestamps on". > Logon Uatu (SilentOne@TheWatchers.org) has logged on as a Neutral Observer Uatu > Since time began, I have watched, never able to interfere... EnSabahNur (TheStrong@EnSabah.net) has logged on Askanison (TheChosen@greymalkin.org) has logged on EnSabahNur > DAYSPRING. YOU WILL DIE THIS DAY. YOU CANNOT HOPE TO FACE THE APOCALYPSE AND WIN. Askanison > I think you take this WAY too seriously, Poccy. EnSabahNur > SILENCE! NONE DARES CALL ME 'POCCY' WITHOUT FACING MY WRATH! Askanison > Except Abyss... ProfX (xavier@main.xaviers.edu) has logged on Magneto (magnus@genosha.gn) has logged on ProfX > Magnus. Magneto > Charles. WeeMoira (mactaggert@muirannex.xaviers.edu) has logged on ProfX > Moira? WeeMoira > Good day, Charles. Ye didnae think I spent muh ENTIRE day on Legacy research, did ye? Magneto > *chuckle* Hello, Moira. Good to see you again. WeeMoira > Hello, Magnus. Wolvie (logan@main.xaviers.edu) has logged on Sinister (essex@aol.com) has logged on DrDoom (doom@curseyourichards.latveria.lv) has logged on MrFantastic (drrichards@fourfreedoms.org) has logged on DrDoom > Curse you, Richards! Must you try to best me at everything? MrFantastic > Oh, quit posturing, Doom. Leech (leech@snowvalley.xaviers.edu) has logged on Artie (maddicks@snowvalley.xaviers.edu) has logged on ProfX > Leech? Artie? Do Cassidy and Frost know about this? Leech > Leech and Artie tell Banshee and White Queen, but they too busy having sexual tension. ProfX > WHAT?!? Leech > Jubilee teach Leech big words. Artie > execute JubieInTrouble.gif ProfX > You're very right, Artie. Jubilation is in BIG trouble. Match begins. You are playing in Survival (Once you are killed, you are out of the game) Mode. EnSabahNur > AH. IT IS TIME FOR THE CULLINGS. ONLY THE STRONG SHALL SURVIVE! Askanison > I still say you take this way too seriously. ProfX > I think you're right, Cable. * ProfX rode Magneto's rocket (ProfX is out). Magneto > HAHAHAHA! Your silly dream of peaceful coexistence will never succeed, Charles! * Magneto eats EnSabahNur's grenade (Magneto is out). Magneto > Hey! That's not fair, killing me from behind while I'm taunting! EnSabahNur > ONLY THE STRONG SHALL SURVIVE. THE STRONG DO NOT WASTE TIME TAUNTING. THE STRONG HAVE MACROS. * EnSabahNur ate 2 loads of WeeMoira's buckshot (EnSabahNur is out). WeeMoira > The strong can learn ta use the bluidy caps lock. Yuir not of the strong, Apocalypse. Me COFFEE is of the strong. * WeeMoira succumbed to Legacy (WeeMoira is out). WeeMoira > That's nae funny, lads. Which one of ye Sassenachs is cheating? DrDoom > Hah! Doom never cheats! * DrDoom admitted he is a weenie to MrFantastic (DrDoom is out). DrDoom > Curse you, Richards! You're cheating! * MrFantastic was snikted by Wolvie (MrFantastic is out). MrFantastic > NO! My plan was perfect. Nobody expects the good guy to cheat! Wolvie > Face it, bub. I'm the best there is at what I do! * Wolvie accepts Sinister's slug (Wolvie is out). Sinister > Ah...my plans are falling into place. Bring me beef stroganoff, Scrambler! * Sinister was telefragged by Askanison (Sinister is out). Askanison > I knew that my bodyslide technique would come in handy some day... * Askanison was fragged by Leech (Askanison is out). Leech > Leech like this game. ProfX > I don't believe it. The only two left are Leech and... * Leech is killed by Artie's BFG (Leech is out). Artie > execute ArtieTaunt.gif Uatu > Artie is the winner. Artie > :):):) Game ends. > endlog Log ended, stored in file Quake2log.txt -- "Brilliant quote...brilliant quote...hell, who am I kidding? When am I ever brilliant?" -Matt to Josh, trying to think up a sig quote