From ix.netcom.com!baron.netcom.net.uk!netcom.net.uk!nntp.news.xara.net!xara.net!news.maxwell.syr.edu!News.Ottawa.iSTAR.net!news.istar.net!webster.srv.gc.ca!revcan!cunews!nott!uottawa!aix2.uottawa.ca!s1039566 Thu Mar 12 22:31:52 1998 From: Abyss Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.marvel.xbooks Subject: *cue soundtrack* Re: How did Magneto knock up Rogue? Date: Thu, 12 Mar 1998 23:31:11 -0500 Organization: University d'/of Ottawa Lines: 34 Message-ID: References: <19980313025200.VAA29617@ladder01.news.aol.com> <19980313030801.WAA02878@ladder01.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: aix2.uottawa.ca Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII In-Reply-To: <19980313030801.WAA02878@ladder01.news.aol.com> Path: ix.netcom.com!baron.netcom.net.uk!netcom.net.uk!nntp.news.xara.net!xara.net!news.maxwell.syr.edu!News.Ottawa.iSTAR.net!news.istar.net!webster.srv.gc.ca!revcan!cunews!nott!uottawa!aix2.uottawa.ca!s1039566 Xref: ix.netcom.com rec.arts.comics.marvel.xbooks:136887 On 13 Mar 1998, JPerry007 wrote: > Well, ya see...when a man is attracted to woman and vice versa...he courts > her....if they like each other...they give each other signs... Rogue gave > Magneto that sign...and...well....you figure it out... "Hello children." "Hello Chef." "What are you children doin'?" "We're wondering how Magneto knocked up Rogue in AoA." "Well, that's easy children... lissen here..." *cue music* "Well when a maa-an loves a wo-man, and the wo-man loves the maa-an, they gonna go down to the ri-ver, aaand lie down in the sa-and. And if the wo-man is mu-tay-ted, and he jus' can't touch her rii-iight, the he says merge yo magnetic field to me, bay-bay, and make ev-ry-thang ah-riIIIIiiiight." *end music* Abyss "Oh my god, they killed Jean!" "You BASTARDS!!!"