Sugahs:):) Here's another filk to tide ya'll over the weekend:):) Enjoy! Dannell! Magda, Aletys And Belle By Dannell Lites To The Tune Of" "Alma" by Tom Lehrer The sexiest guy in the X-Books Was Magnus the smartest as well Once you spy that most magnetic of looks You'll never be free of his spell! His lovers were many and varied From the day he began his beguine There were three favored ones where he tarried And God knows how many between! Oh, Magnus, tell us! Poor Charlie Xavier is jealous Which of you're magnetic spells Got you Magda, Aletys and Belle? The one whom he married was Magda Who always would just call him Eric And each time he saw her he's "Ach, that is the frualein I'll marrik!" There marriage, however, was murder He cried to the heavens aloft "I'm saving Anya so they won't hurt'er!" And she only wants to run off!" Oh, Magnus tell us! Poor X-Man Gambit is jealous Why couldn't his Cajun brogue Bag him, Magda, Aletys or Rogue? ("Hey chere! Remy he got de accent, too!") While working for spies he met Isabelle And soon he was hunting for Nazi's Belle died and his teardrops sad to tell GHe cried all the way to his new squeeze! But work with Control was a headache And really quite painful just then He said, "I think I've made a big mis-take It's time that I switched sides again!" (... and again, and again ...) Magnus, tell us! Poor Wolverine he is jealous Which of your magnetic charms Set off so amny female alarms? While drowning at sea he met Lee, yet! And she too soon felt his caress She bedded him but she had re--grets 'Cause Magnus was not Scottie S! And that s the love life of Magnus (So far!) Who knows how capture what he would He's searching around for a new crush ... And By The Eternal, Jean's looking good! Magnus tell us! How can they help being jealous? Good guys just envy the spell That got Magda and Rougie You gorgeous ol' fogie Oh, Magda, Aletys and Belle! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Weather Underground. We provide weather across the world. Visit http://clickhere.egroups.com/click/48 eGroup home: http://www.eGroups.com/group/magneto http://www.eGroups.com - Simplifying group communications