Ok, this is the first time I've attempted a challange, so don't kill me or nothin', ok? This is quick and silly. I also just finished reading Apocalypes, Soon-ish by Ian Philip Foster (a hilarious fic, by the way), so that was my inspiration. Anyway, diclaimers: X-people belong to Marvel. Don't sue, I don't have a scholarship like Bridget does. Debbie ____________________________________________________________________ How Jubes Became a Groupie of the Great Villian 'Neto It came to pass, that the one named Jubes found her school wanting. And so she left to make a great name for herself. Many spoke to her, saying she should stay, but she refused, saying, "This is my life, and I'll, like, live it the way I, like, want to." So Jubes left the great school of the Frosty and Bansh, setting out into the world of villains, who would forfeit their lives to make heros look great. Or so she had been told. Her first deed was to Paff the old driver who was a leach. He never again tried to hit upon young girls who used a thumb to get a ride. Over the next month, Jubes helped many people with minor things. She cleared up the New York City of rush hour traffic. (No cars, no traffic.) But this did not earn her a great name. So, she set off to find a truly evil man, who would forfeit his life to make her great name. And lo', she chose to go after the great villain, bloody Tooth. She looked and looked, but she could not find the bloody Tooth. After many days of seeking she found that the bloody Tooth had quit the villains' scene to be a Wall Street broker. He was quite a fine broker. "Shoot, and, like, shoot again." (She could not swear cause this is a PG13 fic). "I have to, like, find a villain who will, like, forfeit his life so that I might have a great name. If I don't, like, find one, I will, like, have to return to the school of the Frosty and Bansh." So once again Jubes set out to find a working villain. And so she found Neto, the evil villain who had greatly hurt her mentor Wolvie. Jubes was going to make him suffer greatly And lo' she found him, lying on a beach, spreading suntan lotion on his little toe. Jubes stopped next to Neto and he looked up at her. "Child, why are you here and not in school?" And Jubes answered him, "Cause I chose to make a great name for myself. To do so I must defeat a great villain. I have chosen you." Neto looked at her and replied, "Why not kill the bloody Tooth?" "The bloody Tooth is working Wall Street, making much money. He is no longer a great villain, only a great broker. I can't kill a man who works for a living." Neto thought for a second. "I will fight you, but only if you wait a week. I am working on my tan right now. Forsooth, I can not fight until my tan line is gone." Jubes thought this was a fair deal. One week later Neto and Jubes met again and had a great battle. The island was torn to bits. And in the end Neto won over Jubes. This came as a great shock to Jubes. "I can't lose. I am a hero. The villain always forfeits to the hero." She looked at Neto and frowned. Neto smiled. "Did you not know that there are no rules to battle? Now you must be a groupie of mine, cause you lost." Jubes thought about this for a moment. "That is like not fair. But okay." And this is how it came to pass that Jubes became a groupie of the great villain Neto. The End.