WARRANTY AGREEMENT

Dear Consumer:

We at World Conquerors Limited thank you for your patronage. To ensure that we
bring you the best possible service in your quest to dominate humanity, we'd
like to ask a few questions.

1)What product(s) have you purchased/rented/leased/stolen from us in the past?
---A)Spacecraft (model and year)
---B)Cloning device
---C)Satellite Fortress
---D)Dishwasher
---E)Energy Cannon (please specify range and wattage)
---F)Microwave Oven
---G)Henchmen (number and species, please)
---H)Time Travel Device (see attached form for Lobdell Discount)
---I)Other

2) For what plots/schemes did you utilize our product(s)?
---A) World Domination
---B) Mass Genocide (as opposed to individual genocide)
---C) Getting "Cats" tickets
---D) Insinuating yourself into major government seats so as to
      establish a covert power base
---E) Housekeeping
---F) Elimination of Arch-Enemy (please state identity of said enemy
      for warranty)

3) Where did you learn about our product(s)?
---A) Supervillain Monthly (tm)
---B) radio
---C) Evil Bad Guy Convention
---D) Amway convention
---E) showroom
---F) TV advertisement (please state network)
---G) door-to-door salesman
---H) scrying pool
---I) stolen satellite transmissions
---J) our free coupon book (did you use a coupon?)
---K) Other

4) How would you rate our customer service?
---A)Excellent, I'll hire your salesmen on as lackeys
---B)Fair, I didn't incinerate the cashier
---C)Average
---D)Poor, I had to kill four employees before anyone noticed me
---E)Terrible, I resorted to violent displays of power and mass  
     destruction to get service
---F)So repulsive that when I conquer the world, you will be the first 
     in the slave pits.

5) Would you recommend our product(s) to others?
---A)Definitely
---B)No, I like to maintain my own power base
---C)Not unless tortured (please state what method) 
---D)Only my alternate universe/past/future selves.

6) Do you currently possess any of the following?
---A)Thermonuclear Device (number of kilo/mega/gigatons)
---B)Resurrection Chamber (did you buy it from us? See Recall Notice #
     121)
---C)Warp-Capable Space Vessel
---D)Spice Girls album
---E)Direct Link to astral plane/Speed Force/alternate dimension?
---F)jacuzzi/spa/sauna
---G)any antimatter device in excess of 2500 quantum masses

We at World Conquerors Ltd. thank you for your assistance and we hope we can
be of service toyou in the future. If you have any questions, contact us
at:(616)555-ACME or on the Net at
http://WorldConqLtd.com/marketing/question.htm


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