This is an alternate story based on "Only Human" by Alara Rogers (aleph@netcom.com), although it isn't in her continuity. I got sufficiently obsessed by the story "Only Human" that I wrote an alternate set in this universe. Alara's permission has been secured for this. Also, this story contains sex, so if that sort of thing bothers you, you might want to skip out now. All chapters of PropinQuity are available by FTP at ftp.europa.com, in the directory /outgoing/mercutio/PropinQuity/. The index is also available by FTP at ftp.europa.com, as /outgoing/mercutio/IndexToPropinQuity.txt. They can also be downloaded through the WWW. The WWW address is: http://www.europa.com/~mercutio/PropinQuity.html. PropinQuity by Mercutio; based on "Only Human" by Alara Rogers Naomi woke slow and late, unwilling to stir from the confines of sleep. She never liked waking up, and today was no exception. She especially didn't like waking up of late. Q had been coming in and spending the night with her, then leaving before she got up. She always woke up in her own solitary, empty bed, feeling even more lonely than before. Without even opening her eyes, Naomi could tell that today would be no exception. The bed was empty; there was no one lying beside her, no warmth settled into the mattress, stealing the pillows and hogging the greater portion of the bed. However, despite her disappointment in that and her general unwillingness to face the morning, *any* morning, Naomi knew she eventually had to get up, could only postpone the inevitable for so long. Naomi sat up and stretched, then looked around. This wasn't her room, or her bed. She was in Q's room. But where was Q? As if on cue, Q came out of the bathroom, dressed for his day. He looked as elegant and polished as he always did when he made the effort, and Naomi felt a lump in her throat. Suddenly shy, she pulled the blanket up, covering more of her naked body. She didn't know what she had to be shy about. He was the inexperienced one, after all, and the one who found sex disgusting. She had very few problems with her own body image or sexuality; she had her limitations, but she accepted them. However, somehow, this morning seemed different. Last night, Q had made an enormous concession in letting her back in his bed again. Now that she remembered that, Naomi could appreciate it. And she had no intention of doing anything which might endanger the fragile trust between them. Including flaunting her nudity. Q stopped in the doorway, looking at Naomi. She had her hands laced over her knees, and the comforter drawn up around her. Her hair was tousled and she still wasn't dressed, even at this hour. "Hello," Naomi said shyly. Q stifled the acidic comment he had been about to make, in favor of sparing Naomi's feelings. She was behaving strangely, vulnerably, and he didn't quite know what to make of it. But he did know that he wasn't going to deliberately hurt her. On some level, he cared about her, would do his best to make her happy. He'd been trying to fight it, trying to avoid admitting how much he needed her and how much she'd given him, but it was true. His life really wasn't worth anything without her in it. Of course, that wasn't much of an admission. Being a human was about the worst possible fate Q could imagine. Life as a human was humiliating, boring, tiresome, hideous and positively full of nightmarish experiences. Like his first experience with a shower. Q shuddered at the thought. No, to be reduced to being human was cruel punishment indeed for the paltry sins he had committed while omnipotent. He would never have even considered entering into a bargain as degrading as this one with Naomi while he was omnipotent. He wouldn't even have been interested in her. She was simply too bland for his tastes, didn't get provoked nearly enough. But as a human, with the whole universe turned against him, and only the inadequate, inhuman protection of Starfleet to fall back on, what Naomi offered was precisely what Q needed. Someone who accepted him, wasn't afraid of him or insulted by him, who was both intelligent enough to hold a conversation with him and annoying enough to try to turn it back on him, and, nauseatingly enough, *loved* him. Q almost gagged on the thought. Love was a fanciful fairy tale for humans too deluded to accept their own aloneness, a sugar-coated cover up for their own repulsive desires for each other. Which brought him back to Naomi, sitting on his bed, waiting for him to say something to her. She didn't use love as a disguise for what she wanted. She was, unfortunately enough, rather direct about these kind of things. The way she stayed sitting there, naked, when she could easily have covered herself up entirely, or even just left while he was in the bathroom, and gotten dressed then. But did she have the decency to do either of those things? No, of course not. She waited for him to come back, displaying herself to him, openly inviting an act that she knew he preferred to avoid. Q shifted uncomfortably. Just thinking about it was causing his treacherous body to react. Naomi raised an eyebrow questioningly at the uncharacteristically silent Q, a grin beginning to appear on her face. "Scared of me?" Challenged, Q replied, "Merely trying to decide how to get you out of bed without being forced to eat something." Naomi cocked her head. "You mean you were going to try to lure me with offers of food?" "As a last resort, yes." Feeling more at ease now, Naomi let the comforter drop, exposing her shoulders. "You mean there's some reason you don't want me staying in bed all day?" "A natural dislike for sloth?" Q suggested lightly, coming closer, drawn to her by urges he had no control over. "You mean you don't want to come back to bed and sleep 'til noon?" Naomi asked, a mock-pout on her face. Q was standing directly in front of her, not close enough for her to touch, but near enough to make her shiver suddenly, a delicious feeling of anticipation running over her. Why, she didn't know. She'd never dragged Q back into bed on a morning. In the mornings, he usually preferred to pretend that he had no sexual desires. For that matter, Q seemed to want to pretend that all the time. But in the mornings, his formality was at its greatest. And he certainly had never initiated an encounter in the morning. But it looked like that was what he was doing now. Q, for his part, was fighting a losing battle to reestablish his barriers and get out of there. Surrendering the night before, and admitting that he couldn't go on without the activity humans ironically called 'lovemaking', didn't make things any easier on him. His body's desires were always at their height in the morning, but so was his strength of will. In the middle of the night, when he was at his lowest, was the only time he could give him, couldn't refuse giving in. "Sleep until noon? Could you go without eating that long?" Q asked acerbically. "With the right motivation," Naomi said teasingly, the statement itself bland enough, but with a wealth of meaning behind it. Q stared down at her, eyes running over her smooth shoulders, the tops of her breasts visible where they rested against her knees, the way her legs curved invitingly... With an effort, he tore his mind away from its woolgathering. "Room service?" Naomi laughed. "That, too." The way Q just hung there at the edge of the bed was driving her crazy. She didn't know what he meant to do, and didn't know whether making the first move was really the right thing to do. The way he was looking at her, dark gaze enfolding her, intent on her and only her, made her feel like he wanted her, wanted to make love with her. Which was impossible. On the other hand, so were bumblebees, holograms, and one formerly omnipotent god who liked to stroll around his quarters in a red velvet lounging robe while whining about the quality of the tea. Before she could think about it any further, Naomi rolled to her knees in front of him, letting the blanket drop entirely, and put her hands on his chest. Q was transfixed. His body was throbbing now, consumed with the feeling of her soft, naked body pressed up against his own, regrettably clothed, one. With an effort, he wrenched his mind away from these erotic thoughts, asking hoarsely, "Is sex the *only* thing on your mind?" "Only on my good days." She reached down for his hand, taking it and placing a kiss in his palm. Q let her, unable to stop her. He didn't want this, had no interest in it. But that was a lie and he knew it, was vividly brought to an awareness of how untrue that was when she placed his hand on her breast and he felt a jolt of agonizing pleasure go through him. Involuntarily, Q groaned. Encouraged by the sound, Naomi tugged him down towards her, and Q came, kneeling, and then lying down on the bed, unable to resist her. "Aren't you even going to brush your teeth?" Q asked waspishly, trying to retain what little control he could. "What? And let you lock me in the bathroom?" Naomi asked, snuggling close to him, letting his hands explore her body as if they hadn't done this many, many times before. "Not unless you're planning on coming with me." Q looked at her suspiciously. "Why would I want to come with you?" Naomi's eyes twinkled. "Well, we still haven't had a chance to do this in the shower." Q eyed her distrustfully, not being sure whether she was joking. People couldn't, *wouldn't* be so base as to actually want to engage in physical sex acts while crowded into a torture chamber and having boiling water pouring down on them. Could they? Q had just about decided that there was no bottom limit to the degradation of humankind when Naomi's cool hands slipped inside his shirt, and touched his bare skin. He groaned in abandonment then, the sensation slipping easily through his defenses. Pleasure was still a foreign concept to him, despite Naomi's repeated attempts at getting him to wallow in it, like some disgusting animal. Pleasure of the senses was something to be resisted at all costs. To become attached to this shell and to what it could do for him was to be inevitably disappointed as it decayed and rotted around him, or worse, when someone discovered his weakness and forcibly took those fleeting pleasures away. Pain was a simple thing; something he had no choice but to live with. Pleasure was quite another, and Q couldn't help but hate it, even as he needed it and longed for it. Naomi took the sound as a request for more, and continued, easing his shirt up, enjoying the solid reality of him under her hands. It was a little thing, only a small brushing of her hands against his bared skin, and yet Q couldn't help responding, trembling with the feelings she was provoking with her touch. Humans were so vulnerable to touch, to their needs, and Q was no exception. He wanted this badly, would probably even protest if she tried to stop, although of course, he'd do it in a way that didn't make it seem like he actually *wanted* this. That would be intolerable. Naomi watched Q intently, seeing his eyes close, and feeling, rather than hearing, his sharp intake of breath when she'd touched him. His very responsiveness was a relief. Only the night before, he'd still been protesting that sex was animalistic and repulsive. Of course, those were the good parts, Naomi thought, grinning to herself. They'd awkwardly come together, each needing the other, but not sure what to do, how to breach the gap that had come between them. Q's revulsion to sex had been a cover-up for his very real terror of her. Naomi knew she'd done precisely the wrong thing when she'd pushed Q out of bed after he'd sensually teased her past the point of no return. But she hadn't had a choice. Right then, she'd been on overload, emotional and physical, and she hadn't been able to control herself, hadn't been able to stop blaming Q for what had happened. It had been her fault as much as his: he'd done the actual deed, but she hadn't stopped him, hadn't told him she'd had too much. And given Q's lack of sexual experience, it was definitely her fault. He depended on her to guide him, trusted her as he trusted her at no other time, and she had failed him. Now the trick was going to be getting him to ever trust her again. He seemed willing enough to let her pleasure him, but Naomi didn't know what Q would do if she suggested that he try anything with her. And she wasn't sure she wanted to find out. Just having him, feeling close to him, those were enough for now. Naomi didn't want to risk Q's coldness again, not so soon. Even if it did leave her sexually frustrated. She sat up, tugging his shirt over his head, leaving him exposed to her gaze. He was beautiful, and she told him so. Q looked up mockingly at her. "Trying to butter me up? It won't work. Lies have no effect on me, no matter how prettily spoken." "Sad to say, I'm out of butter," Naomi said, hands planted flat against his stomach, moving over his skin of their own volition, as if subconsciously, the only thing she wanted to do was touch him. A suspicious look came into his eyes. "Do I *want* to know what butter has to do with this?" Her hands kneaded his skin before slipping down to play with the waistband of his trousers. "Well, you know my two great passions in life are food and sex," Naomi said teasingly, "Can I help it if I want to try to combine them?" "I think I'm going to be ill," Q said, petulance shading his voice. "Uh huh," Naomi said, "As sickly as you are, I suppose Li would prescribe total and complete bedrest for you. You'll just have to stay in bed until you feel better." That didn't sound all that bad, not with Naomi half-kneeling over him, entirely naked and about to put him into the same condition. Q considered making another protest, for form's sake, but reconsidered. If he complained enough, she might stop, and he didn't want that. He wanted things too low to describe, and if he ever got back to the Continuum, Q had no doubt that they'd hold this over his head for millennia, laughing at him whenever they had a chance. Oh, other Q had relationships with mortals, although usually the sexual part of the relationship was more for the mortal's benefit than anything else, but he had protested so long and loudly, been so firmly set against their kind, that no one would ever be able to let him forget it. If he ever got back. On that depressing thought, Q hardly noticed Naomi moving to strip him of the rest of his clothes, although he couldn't help but feel her hands as they brushed his legs, running lightly over his skin, sending shivers through him. Her hair spilled down around her face, silky tendrils stroking him as well, and that sensation was a delicate torture. She was close, too close to that part of him that wanted this more desperately than any other, and even as Q realized that he was holding his breath in anticipation of her touching him there, he let it out in a silent sigh. Once Q was as naked as she was, Naomi abandoned her seduction, coming up to snuggle against him, one hand straying to stroke his chest. "What are you doing?" Q asked, beginning to panic. She was stopping! Didn't she know what she was supposed to do next? Naomi hadn't expected that question. "Lying here. I think." "But you're..." Q stuffed that thought quickly back where it had come from. "I'm what?" Naomi asked interestedly, levering herself up to look at him. His face closed off; Naomi could almost see him going cold on her. Whatever it was, he didn't want to talk about it. And at the moment, she had no desire to talk anyway. She had wanted him to feel involved in this, to not feel like she was overpowering and controlling him. So frequently in their brief, fleeting encounters, she took the lead and she knew that must gall the control-intensive Q, who couldn't even stand to hear advice from anyone else, much less have his entire body be taken over by someone else. However, she wasn't going to let him get away with shutting her out either just because she would have preferred to let him set the pace. Naomi was perfectly happy with the idea of seducing Q. It had its definite points as a sport, although she suspected she was becoming a tease. Naomi draped a leg over Q's, and started touching him again, hands moving lightly over him, almost, but not quite, tickling him. Q groaned slightly, and his face softened as he lost himself in that sensation. Naomi grinned, then bent to his chest, placing a soft kiss in the hollow of his neck before moving down his body, knowing what he was expecting, but wanting to draw it out, to prolong the experience. She was definitely a tease. She was going to give Q what he wanted eventually; there was no question about that. But before she got to that, Naomi wanted him to be entirely lost in what he was feeling, wanting it and her more than anything. It was childish; it was even a little cruel, but Q didn't seem to mind. Too much. Q hung there, body taut, wanting this, needing her touch more than anything. He felt Naomi's hands, her mouth, running over him, sensitizing his body to that tantalizing contact which was never quite enough. Desire swept through him, pooling between his legs, and he couldn't stand it, couldn't not stand it. Unconsciously he clenched his hands into the bed, fingers digging in, the need too overwhelming to do anything else. Naomi slid down further, pulling her hair out of the way, not that it would *stay* out of the way, and resting her hand lightly on Q's thigh. He responded with a slight jerk of his hips and a very low moan, far more aware of her touch now than he had been earlier when she had undressed him. The movement did not go unnoticed by Naomi, who took pity on Q and cut the petty teasing short, going directly to what she thought of as the even greater teasing. Q moaned as she took him in her mouth, all that hard need encased in the hottest, softest, wettest place imaginable. It felt good, and more than good. It was all he could do to not immediately humiliate himself by releasing all this built up tension right there. He'd done that to Harry and he couldn't, wouldn't do that again. However, despite his repugnance, the mere thought of it sent warm pulses through him, an even greater degree of desire and want. With an enormous sacrifice that he was sure would go unappreciated, Q reached down, cupped Naomi's head in his hand, and gently tugged her up. Naomi broke off, and looked up at Q, a question in her eyes. Her hands still rested on his thighs, absently soothing him. Q didn't move or say anything. He didn't know what to say. It had taken an huge effort on his part just to get her to stop, and he was lost now, feeling very alone, and in pain as well. Before he could do anything, Naomi moved forward, straddling him, and then he was inside her again, only this time it was all right, would be all right for him to give into the feelings rushing through his body again. Q moaned, hands settling on her hips, letting her do whatever she pleased to him. It felt good, too good, and that was all that mattered. Naomi flattened her hands against Q's chest, settling into an easy rhythm. She could feel something as well, a growing urgency in her body, an awareness that if she continued doing this, something else might happen. She didn't know why she was feeling like that; Q hadn't done anything to her other than being his usual irritating self. But there was something sensuous nonetheless about seducing a man, particularly one who resisted sex completely and wouldn't have anything to do with it if she hadn't dragged him into it. It made her feel very desirable and sexy indeed that he wanted her and couldn't help wanting her. She was sweating now, caught up in the sensations her body was producing, the need growing greater like someone coiling up a spring inside her body. With instinctive awareness of what she was doing, what she needed to be doing, she changed the way she was moving, stoking that incredible tightness building up inside her. She lost track of how long she was there, moving like that, only the perspiration gathering over her body registering at all. And then, finally, a tingling rush spread over her body, cool prickles first, and at last, a release from that tension, a tremendous wonderful gratification, pleasure exploding outwards from her center. Naomi gasped, riding it out, letting it continue, until all she felt was tired, blissfully so. Q hadn't noticed the lapse in attention, far more self-centered than she, concentrated entirely on how it felt to have part of him inside her, to be holding onto her as she coerced his body into enjoying itself. He felt her orgasm as a series of agonizingly pleasurable contractions, tightening around him until there was nothing he could do but give way himself, his own orgasm virtually *squeezed* out of him by that deliciously painful constriction. Naomi felt Q stiffen, fingers digging painfully into her hips and smiled slightly, feeling very self-satisfied. She didn't change position until he opened his eyes, looking at her with a stunned expression, much like she felt. Naomi moved away from Q, coming back to nestle against his side. Q accepted her presence without a murmur, holding her close, not yet willing to put the barriers back between them. He'd allowed her nearer to him than he'd ever allowed any other mortal, and closer even than most of the Q, if the pallid emotional intimacy mortals shared could be compared with the constant telepathic communion shared by the members of the Continuum. The frightening part was that it could be compared, that in his own, now limited way, he was opening himself more fully to Naomi than he would ever have dreamed of doing before he became human and started *needing* so much. He'd been lonely before, been bored before, even when omnipotent, but it was nothing compared to the infinite array of monotony available to him as a human. However, even with Naomi, Q felt it necessary to maintain a certain distance, to keep himself separate. Just not right at the moment. **** While Q cleaned himself up in the bathroom, a lengthy process under any circumstances, Naomi lowered herself into her chair, snuggling down into it comfortably, her body still feeling sleepy and sated, then called up her mail. She didn't need nearly as much time to take care of personal hygiene as he did, which was lucky, because otherwise she'd never get any work done. A few minutes in the bathroom, any old outfit which fit and wasn't scratchy, and she was ready to face the day. Naomi read through the list of messages, then paused at the last item. She had a package waiting for her, an actual delivered package. Very unusual. Q had things show up all the time, especially articles of clothing, but this was a relative rarity for her. She looked at the routing and the special handling specified for it. They had sent it! It was finally here. She quickly started composing a message of her own, to Li. She was so excited. She'd been waiting for this for a long time, and now that the moment was finally here, she couldn't stand it. But she had to calm down, had to deal with this rationally. There was still a chance that it wouldn't work, that Li would tell her it was impossible. But after all the odds she'd surmounted to get this far, Naomi felt quite confident she'd succeed. At long last, Q strolled in, as sulky as she could ever want, dressed again, this time even more formidably, probably in an attempt to fend off possible seduction attempts. "Do you know I haven't had anything to eat yet?" Naomi asked, her tone provocative. Q's eyes narrowed. "Is that a threat?" Naomi stifled a giggle. "I don't know. Did you want it to be?" Before Q could find a way to wiggle out of that one, Naomi was up and around him, making her way to the replicator to order breakfast. Q didn't try to stop her. Getting in between Naomi and breakfast was not exactly advisable. With bad grace, Q seated himself at the table, taking charge of the plate Naomi handed him. Naomi filled her own plate, in a good mood now that she was more awake and had something to eat in front of her. She was of the opinion that mornings should be banned and replaced with afternoon tea. Of course, if they all started off like this one had, she might not object quite so much to them. She grinned at the thought, and Q caught her at it. "What are *you* gloating over?" Q asked in disgruntlement. Naomi speared another sausage and looked up. "Gloating? Why would I be gloating?" Q waved an hand towards his door in an airy gesture. "After you held me down and took down advantage of me, what else would you be doing?" Time for a quick subject change. "Actually I was smirking over Harry's gift to you. What an *ugly* piece of stone. How could anyone pick that out as a gift, much less spend the time making it?" Q felt relieved that she wasn't talking about his recent humiliating surrender to physical pleasures, and simultaneously angered that he'd revealed a weakness to her in that area. Fortunately, she'd provided him with a large target. "That statue represents a higher development in human thought than you are capable of appreciating." "You saying you *like* this statue of Harry's? But you don't have anything else like it." Naomi gestured to the room around them, which was free of anything resembling statuary. "I used to," Q said, then regretted it, the words sounding far more vulnerable than he would have liked. "You used to?" Naomi asked, his tone setting her on the defensive, making her want to protect him from whatever evil forces had done this to him. "What happened?" Q shrugged elegantly, as if it were a matter of non-concern to him. "Apparently, Nian believed that I might consider damaging the antiques and ruining their value in an attempt at suicide." Naomi looked back gravely at him, disturbed by his tone, but not about to show it. "What a ridiculous idea." Q nodded, abandoning his elaborate pose now that he was certain Naomi was in sympathy with him. "Exactly. But did *they* see it that way? Of course not." "We'll just have to do something about that," Naomi said. "Although if it's all as ugly as that statue..." "You simply have no taste," Q said, overriding her. "But they won't let me have it back. Eleanor can be so *stuffy* at times." Naomi cocked her head at him, amused by his petulance. "Really? I think that the commodore doesn't understand the terms of your contract with Starfleet very well, then." A slow, wicked grin began to spread across Q's face, as he realized that Naomi was right. When Anderson had ordered his things taken away, supposedly for his own protection, but really in another draconic attempt to control him, Q had no power to stop her. The Federation, in its usual bully-boy tactics, had forced him to dance to their tune in return for inadequate protection from assassins who kept getting through anyway. That had all changed with first Q2's visit to him, then Pelz's rather unsuccessful attempt at coercing Q into tractability. The Continuum had been alerting most of the assassins to Q's presence and present vulnerability; Q2 had promised that would stop. He'd also said that Q was stuck in this miserable existence for at least another ten years, which was a severe disappointment. And the attempts had stopped, or at least slowed to a rate that Starfleet could handle, because Q hadn't noticed anything since. He would call it a relief, except that his nerves had been trained to respond to a constant state of threat, and he still could never completely lose the feeling that any stranger was someone about to leap for his throat and try to choke the life out of him. The threat was gone, but Q couldn't convince his forever traitorous body of that, even as he knew it on a rational level. However, that very lack of threat had inspired Q into renegotiating his bad bargain with Starfleet into something more equitable. This would be his first real opportunity to twist the screws. Q relished the thought. "Yes, dear Elly can be rather shortsighted as well." "We'll just have to show her the error of her ways, then." **** Arranging the outing took a few days. First for the request to trickle up to the commodore, then for the interminable protests, arguments and rebuttals and at last, the final, inevitable complete surrender. Somehow, somewhere in the process, Harry found himself invited along. As the only person on the starbase with taste even remotely near Q's standards, as evidenced by his choice of birthday gift for Q, Harry was judged the perfect counterweight for Naomi's regrettable fashion choices. They arrived at the room together, Q and Harry chatting together, with Naomi in amused attendance and Sanaharrar trailing along behind, setting her own sort of fashion statement. As they entered the room, the immensity of the accumulated items was overwhelming. Harry visibly took a step back, unable to take it all in. Q was oblivious, fascinated by the sight of his once lost possessions. "Anderson's not here yet," Naomi observed. "Wonder where she is?" "I'll go find out." Harry disappeared towards the entrance, and Naomi turned back to the treasure trove of items, and the entranced Q. Naomi tugged on Q's hand. "Over here." He followed willingly enough, indignant over the number and variety of items that had been stolen from him. Q hadn't quite forgotten about them, but when he couldn't have something, it was much easier on his pride to believe that he just didn't want it. And so, he *had* more or less forgotten exactly what he'd had. Although it was silly to become attached to objects and claim that you owned them, having his artworks and other useful things around him made him feel much better, like he had control over something, however trivial. Knowing how easily it could all be taken from him... that was appalling. However, it couldn't happen again. Q smiled evilly, remembering Anderson's face when he'd pointed out that clause in his new contract with Starfleet. Oh, she'd made some noise about giving him back his things because he was no longer suicidal, but that was just face-saving on her part. Q knew that dear Elly was livid over not being able to take them back again, not ever. Naomi stopped in a nook out of sight of the door. "Would you take a look at this?" It was his bathtub, huge and ornate, an enormous clawfooted antique, done in black with gold fixturing. They'd kept it. Q was momentarily grateful. He'd enjoyed it, as much as he would say he enjoyed anything, soaking up to his neck in hot water, able to stretch himself completely out in it. He'd been enormously angry when they'd taken that away. And not all the memories it brought back were good. He'd chosen to commit suicide in this tub just over two weeks after having been beaten to a pulp by his supposed Security "guards". They'd caught him alone, dragged him down and kicked him and refused to listen to any of his begging and pleading. He had been sure he was going to die, and when they finally left him there, half- alive, broken and bleeding, he had wished that he *had* died. Q reached out with one long-fingered hand, tracing the edge of the bathtub, seeking a sense of physical reality as a point of reference against his terrifying memories. Naomi continued on, oblivious to Q's transfixion on the object. "I mean, really. What are they doing storing *that* here? That *can't* be yours." She looked up at him. "You'd never want to get wet on purpose." "Not with you around." "Of course not. I'd be tempted to take shameless advantage of any situation involving me and your naked body." She smiled mischievously up at him, daring him to make something of that. "This is supposed to be a surprise to me?" Q asked, tearing his attention away from his memories with an effort, almost grateful to be interrupted. Naomi was in a playful mood, and that comment didn't help matters any. She suddenly wanted to surprise him, to take him off-guard. "I guess not. How could any human ever hope to take someone of your vast intellect and experience by surprise?" Q was about to respond smugly, when she suddenly turned into him, even that small force sufficient to back him up against the wall. Naomi grinned up at him. "It's impossible. Absolutely inconceivable." She raised up, hands flat against his chest. His head was angled down just enough for her to be able to reach him, and she kissed him awkwardly. For his part, Q felt as if he'd suddenly been attacked by some wild animal, taken completely off-guard by her action. If it hadn't been for her pervasive brainwashing of him, and repeated attempts over the past few months to indoctrinate his body in her spells of pleasure, he would never have responded. Of course not. He wasn't so lost to all sense that he'd let himself be dragged off into a dark corner of a public room and be mauled. But at the moment, he felt in need of her, of some physical reassurance of her solidity, that there was someone who wouldn't hurt him, someone who wanted him. The feeling of her soft body pressed up against his, and her lips on his was eating away at his habitual reserve. Already, without any conscious decision, his body was responding, lips parting to let her further in. Q groaned slightly, in frustration and need. He couldn't stop himself, and somewhere, a part of him was saying that maybe he didn't want to stop. And, after all, it was only a kiss. Surrendering, Q lowered his head, his hands coming around to Naomi's waist, supporting her, and urging her closer to him. Naomi responded immediately, pressing even closer to him, one hand going up to his neck, the other beginning a slow journey from his chest downwards. In suspenseful agony, hanging on the trembling edge of desire, waiting to see where her hand was going to end up, Q didn't hear the door open. But neither of them could miss the voices. "Are you sure you want to see this for yourself, Commodore?" Naomi froze at the sound, not quite able to make out the words, looking up at Q to see if he'd heard anything. There was a unintelligible reply, then Harry's voice again, very clear this time. "I have no idea where Q and Naomi went. Off in a corner somewhere no doubt." Naomi groaned softly, head dropping to Q's chest. "I'm going to kill Harry." "You keep saying that, and never doing it. Why did you ask him along anyway?" "It seemed like a good idea at the time," Naomi said, shrugging, reluctantly dropping away from Q. "Think we better find him before he gives us a deserved reputation for lechery?" Q drew himself up to his full height, pulling a mask of hauteur over himself. "In your case, I'd consider it fair warning." Naomi grinned at him, "You mean you didn't read the manual on me?" She ducked away, coming around the corner to meet up with Harry and Anderson. "There you are," Harry said, unruffled by the look of death Naomi shot him. "I was just telling the commodore how avidly you and Q were inspecting his treasures." "I bet you were," Naomi said sweetly, not acknowledging Q as he stepped up beside her. She turned to Anderson. "So, when can we get these moved back?" Anderson cleared her throat. "I don't have the resources right now for such a project." Naomi could feel Q bristling, although the only visible change in him was a slight hardening of his expression. Before he could attack Anderson, Naomi spoke, "Really? And when would you anticipate having these resources?" The commodore shrugged. She really hated this kind of thing. She had better things to do than straighten out this petty kind of mess. Other people could do it better and faster. But no one else was capable of dealing with Q, or willing. "I don't know. Someone else will be doing the labor, and I don't know what their priorities are." The honesty of Anderson's reply went over Q's head. All he heard was a denial of what he wanted. "'It's not my job'," he said in a whiny, sing-songy voice. Then, bitterly, "How trite. I thought more highly of you." Anderson felt a flush of cold anger coming over her, and disciplined herself to ignore it. "We'll take care of it when we have the time. Redecorating is not a top Starfleet priority." Behind Anderson, Harry was stifling a giggle. Q, on the other hand, didn't think it was funny at all. "Perhaps it should be." He flicked a hand disdainfully at the room they were in. "Dreary little holes. You really haven't evolved much from your days sitting in caves, painting on the walls, have you?" Anderson shook her head. She was letting herself get drawn into an argument with an overgrown, spoiled child. "It'll get done when it gets done. I'll have someone contact you." She spun on her heel and left, before Q could make yet another retort. Sometimes she really hated this job. Harry waited until Anderson was out of the room before breaking into laughter. "That was wonderful." "You really think so?" Q asked, preening. Naomi rolled her eyes. "Children, children. Please, can we get back to the business of deciding what of this you want to inflict on me, and what can be safely ignored forever?" "I'm going to take it all, of course," Q said grandly. "You *can't* take it all," Naomi said. "Why not?" Q asked, his eyes dangerous. "Because it won't all fit!" Naomi said with emphasis, exasperated. "She's got you there, Q," Harry said, looking around at all of it. Q shrugged, then looked at Naomi, a wicked glint in his eyes. "There must be some things I can get rid of to make room that are just taking up space now." Naomi scowled at him. "Like everything of mine, you mean?" "What a wonderful suggestion! Thank you, Naomi, I will," Q said expansively, then turned away with a flourish to inspect his things. A reluctant grin spread across Naomi's face, and she chuckled. "You don't seem to mind very much," Harry said, a little puzzled by Naomi's good humor and apparent willingness to sacrifice her rights for Q. He wouldn't have been nearly as complacent in the same situation. "Why should I?" Naomi asked, grinning. "After all, if he gets rid of all my stuff, I'll have to sleep with him because I won't have any bed, and then, of course, there's the interesting problem of what I'm going to do without any clothes." As Harry started to laugh, Q shot a reproving look at Naomi. "No wardrobe would be an improvement on your wardrobe." "Is that a request?" Naomi asked, hands going to the top of her blouse. "If so, I'll be happy to oblige." She glanced at Harry. "Of course, you'll have to run along and do something else." "I will?" Harry asked. "But you're not *serious*." That was definitely a dare if she ever heard one. Naomi had been joking, had expected Q to stop her with some well-placed comment about her career aspirations as a stripper or something similar. But now she had no choice. "I'm not?" She started unbuttoning her blouse. "You're just trying to..." Harry's voice trailed off as Naomi got to the third button. "Maybe I *should* leave." Q had been inspecting a glass statuette, doing his best to ignore Naomi, but now her behavior was about to chase Harry off. He straightened up and looked at her. "Naomi." His tone was petulant, and anyone else would certainly have ignored it. But Naomi immediately stopped what she was doing, buttoning her blouse back up, then flounced over to Q, pouting. "You never let me have any fun." "Since your concept of 'fun' always involves base physical activities, I consider myself a public benefactor," Q said, raising an eyebrow at her, before turning back to his treasures. "Then donate this to a museum," Naomi said, looking at the statuette with disgust. "Where do you think it came from?" "Oh." Q ignored her, and went back to his cataloging. Naomi was right, although he'd never admit it; he didn't need, or even want, all of this. He'd amassed this array of exotic items because it amused him to see Starfleet scurrying around to collect these things for him, not because he had any actual interest in antiques. Of course, some of this was functional, like the bathtub. And he really could use more decoration for his quarters. But a lot of it was junk, and he didn't care what Anderson did with it. Of course, he still had to drag enough of it back to his quarters to make the point that it was his and that they couldn't take it away from him. The problem was how much of it he needed to make that point. The task took over an hour, Harry assisting Q with marking out which items should go back and which should stay, while Naomi hung around, making snide remarks about the ugliness of the various objects and Q one-upping her each time. Harry kept more quiet than was his usual wont. His own personality was naturally sarcastic and outgoing, but watching these two spar was fascinating, like watching two master duelists fence. "And how about this?" Naomi asked, pointing to a perfectly poised figure of a cat or panther, almost marble in appearance. "This is probably the most tasteful thing of all." Harry, who had slipped into an oblivious trance when it came to the various wonders of Q's collection, looked over. "Not bad. Rather large for a statue, don't you think... Ahh!" he screamed, backing away, as the 'statue' suddenly moved, stretching out and yawning, showing a rather large set of teeth. Q shook his head. "Rather unobservant of you, Harry." Sanaharrar paced over to Harry, looking directly at him before pacing past him to Naomi, who was collapsed in giggles. Still shaking, Harry scowled at Naomi. "Not funny." "Oh, it was v-very funny," Naomi said, wiping the tears from her eyes. "I can't believe you fell for it, though." Q felt left out. And rather tired by all of this. It was too much like work, examining each piece and being flooded with the memories of the past, what each had looked like, and what had been going on when he'd had still had them displayed in his rooms, and how he had felt then. "When you're through being juvenile..." "Juvenile? Us?" Naomi asked, eyes sparkling. "I can't believe that." Q hated being interrupted. "Your entire race is juvenile." "So then it's not our fault." Q flicked his hand contemptuously at them. "Hide behind that pitiful excuse and you'll never move beyond your limited conceptions of the universe." Naomi looked over at Harry. "I think this is where he tells us that the universe is like a box of chocolates." Harry grinned, but Q was unmoved. "Everything comes back to food with you." "Only the good things," Naomi replied. "Speaking of food..." "Oh, yes, you haven't eaten for at least two hours. How could I be so inconsiderate?" Q said. "Next time, I'll have to remember to bring along a bag of doggy treats." "Get the cheese kind. The liver ones are disgusting." Q looked at Naomi for a long moment, then decided to ignore that. He didn't want to know whether she'd actually tried something as revoltingly inedible as animal food. The silence stretched between them, growing thick in the disused room. "I'd better get going, then," Harry said, feeling awkward. "You're welcome to join us for lunch," Naomi said, abruptly recalling his presence. "That's all right. I..." Harry hesitated on the edge of saying something he actually meant, then retreated back into polite, meaningless pleasantries. "I'm glad I could be of assistance." He was about to leave, and Naomi was about to let him, when she realized how late it had gotten. "No, no, stay. I'll go." "You'll go?" Harry asked incredulously. "This isn't another trick, is it?" Naomi raised her eyebrows at that question. "Not that I know of. I have an appointment with Dr. Li. I don't have time enough to eat. You two go ahead without me." Harry looked over at Q, silently seeking permission. Q was indignant that he hadn't been asked or even informed about this activity of Naomi's. However, he couldn't say that or even show it, because it would imply that he actually cared where she went or what she was doing, and that he missed her when she wasn't there, which was too sickeningly sweet to be true. "You'll only force me to eat again when you come back." "And you won't eat anything at all if I'm not there," Naomi said, then added as an afterthought, "Except ice cream sundaes." Harry shrugged. "And that's bad?" While Naomi scowled at Harry, Q chose that moment to make his grand exit. "A man after my own heart. Why don't you come with me and tell me everything you know about women and why they're so infuriating." Harry nodded, accepting the invitation. "All right, but remember, I don't *like* women." "All the better," Naomi heard Q say as he strolled out with Harry, almost purring over him. **** Naomi waited on the table, nervous. This was a big step for her, a decision she felt hardly capable of making, and unsure about even now. But if she waited until she was sure, then she'd never do it. It was like going down a cliff when there was a overhang and you were virtually stepping off backwards into nowhere. If you waited to do that until you didn't feel scared about it, you'd grow old, stuck at the top of a mountain somewhere. Li finished his scan. "You're in good physical condition. You should have no problems with this." Naomi nodded. For all his reassuring words, the doctor still looked concerned about something. "But?" "Are you sure you want to go ahead with this? It's a risky procedure given the state of cryogenic processes at that time." Suddenly Naomi was even more nervous than before. "I thought you examined what they sent and said it would be all right?" "Of course, but there's always a chance..." Naomi cut him off. "And there's a chance I could get eaten alive by rampaging timberwolves on the holodeck. Please, let's just get on with this." *Before I lose my nerve*, she added silently. Li shrugged. "It's your decision. However, there are easier ways to do this, you know." "Not and get what I want," Naomi said, her chin set stubbornly. Li surveyed his rebellious patient and sighed inwardly. "Lie down." Naomi lowered herself to the table, trying not to think of anything at all, too excited and worried all at once to relax even a little. **** By the time Naomi got back to their quarters, Harry had gone, and Q was alone, Sanaharrar poised outside the door, on guard, or perhaps just asleep. Naomi wouldn't have tested it. She hesitated on the threshold, wondering if she should tell Q what she had done. She couldn't tell him, not yet. Not because she was afraid to tell him. Naomi was as certain as she'd ever been that this was something Q wanted, deep down, despite his repeated denials. There *was* such as a thing as protesting too much, after all. It was just too early. She'd tell him. When the time was right. Taking a deep breath, she stepped inside. -the end-